"You got a permit to do this, Mac?"

Me, before 10 a.m.

😂😂😂

I literally gasped

I do this with my arms *and* my legs

I am with The Force, but The Force is not with me. 😞

I can use the force to open shop doors. No cap.

My doctor indicated my midichlorian count is too low.

I try this at least every other day.

Can't remember, but I do have distinct memories of trying to freeze time à la Evie Garland.

I AM the Force but I'm not helping anyone move anything!

I succeeded with every automatic door

I can move objects near my butt. But that's the dark side of the force 😭

I still try.

Are you people insane?

I tried to set my bullies pants on fire with the force. The force did not even meet me half way; no smoke, no look of alarm, nothing.

I do this all the time with the doors at the grocery store. ;-)

If the force were really a "thing", why do they have to adopt a certain pose, shut their eyes, hold their hand a certain way? If all it takes is strength of mind, then nothing physical matters. There is no spoon.

All the time. Especially when I leave the remote on the table.

I have been trying this daily since the first time I watched Star Wars IV: A New Hope. I am now 54.

Nope

Me, bowling, every time

I still do this. It works for me

You've got to check once in a while just in case you Jedi powers got switched on and you didn't know.

Many, many times (unsuccessfully)...

Long before Star Wars.

3rd grade, not paying attention, concentrating as hard as I could on making my worksheet rise above the desk with my mind. I tried and tried and tried, and just when I gave up, I let out a sigh and suddenly the paper rose slightly off the desk. I was super excited for about 0.3 seconds before I realized it was my breath that did it. This was a disappointment on par with when I was 3 and realized I could never fly like a bird. *sigh*... OMG! --oh... got me again.

I like to do it with automatic doors.

I try the jedi mind trick too, but it only works on the weak minded

The Greeks do it all the time. They try and force push.

Also going Super Saiyan.

Does it not work for you then? Shame.

Not the Star Wars kind of force,but definitely Matilda force.

why? what have you heard?

Every chance I get; it has to work sometime!!🤣🤣😉

Yes. Yes I did! Only I used a cane. I lifted the cane like Moses, and said the next m**o that bumps into me gets this upside the head! And they parted like the Red Sea.

All the time, still. Haven't been able to get that damn ceiling fan to move yet.

With me it's the Accio spell.

Not one time.

I HAVE to try this one!

"Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!"

🤣🤣🤣

those are some fluid potatoes

whats a nap???

I just found my spirit animal 🦝

Is her last name Trump, by any chance? 🤔

That baby has some impressive chill

The "good time" subscription is wwaayyy more expensive

I connect with this one waaayyyyy too much.

How could you possibly be so heartless as to clear your plate with that mournful face looking up at you?!

Oooh.....

Ready for retirement! So am I to be honest 😐