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Hear ye, hear ye! A new batch of memes has arrived! Yes, we are coming back with another exquisite collection of the best the internet has to offer—memes—this time, as shared on the ‘Meme Life’ group on Facebook.
Covering all sorts of situations one can find themselves in, from mom telling your deepest secrets as a kid to half of your extended family to being stuck in a seemingly endless phase of scrolling through social media, these daily memes ought to make you feel heard or at least put a smile on your face. Scroll down to find them on the list below, and enjoy a good giggle; and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.
Seeking to learn more about the importance and the draw of online communities, such as ‘Meme Life’, Bored Panda turned to two experts in online communities, Canada Research Chair in Philosophy of Technology in the School of Communication, Simon Fraser University, Dr. Andrew Feenberg and internet sociologist, social media expert, Marc Smith, who were kind enough to answer a few of our questions. Scroll down to find their thoughts in the text below.
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Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
That eagle has seen things. Probably the state of the country it symbolizes.
Amy Manning 1 year ago
What America thinks it looks like to the world / What America actually looks like to the world
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StretcherBearer 1 year ago
I build pillow forts with my daughter and the the stuffies. They recently to do mission impossible style bank heists.😁
Thousands of years ago, people would gather into tribes; nowadays, they gather into online communities, and there are arguably millions of them. Dedicated to everything from knitting, to humor, and beyond, they provide relevant content to those who seek it, and ‘Meme Life’ is no exception.
Started just last year, it has already amassed close to 630k members, eager to browse random, yet often oh-so-relatable memes, some of which we invite you to enjoy by viewing this list.
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Marie Clear 1 year ago
And if you balance it just right, it seems like it's just floating up there, not requiring any effort on my part to keep it up. Weird. I thought I was the only one!
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Libstak 1 year ago
Yes, all the time. There's a particular angle that if you hit it, you don't feel like your arm is in the air at all. Can totally sleep like that.
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
So doctors say it’s a common way to relax neck and shoulder muscles, psychiatrists say it’s a neurodivergent stimulation thing, and then there’s this one Navajo Native guy who says it’s powerful beings trying to give you or connect with you through their spiritual energy. Pick the one that suits you best and keep reaching for the ceiling my friends. :p (I do it because it makes my arm look and feel skinny/weightless.)
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I do this all the time, but why do we do it, is my question.
Eric Williams 1 year ago
Well, there is a reason. For me, it's grasping for something to help me up off the couch. Generally, a handful of air just isn't enough.
Nowadays, all sorts of Facebook groups are reportedly used by more than 1.8 billion people, with some of the biggest ones focusing on marriage and relationships, language learning, and makeup artists. But while some are more popular than others, chances are you can find a community related to basically any interest out there, which can be a great way to form connections or find new relevant content.
“Internet users form communities around common interests, be it concerns about the school their kids attend, a disease they share, politics, a game, or else,” Dr. Andrew Feenberg pointed out in an interview with Bored Panda.
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Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Wait... did you just moved my coffee cup??? Are you sure you have your Force set for your current location?
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Matt Smith 1 year ago
I used to pretend I could open automatic doors with the Force/telekinesis/etc
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
When landlord says no pets, say it's an emotional support animal.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Some of the needle felted animals I've seen would definitely get you into trouble with your landlord
Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
When BP does those posts, I am always in awe of the talent of the crafters. Some are so lifelike!
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The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 1 year ago
All in all it's just another kick in the balls.
Leigh James 1 year ago (edited)
"How do you expect to have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!!"
Data suggests that roughly 75% of internet users are part of at least one community; 66% say that making connections with people with similar interests is the reason why.
According to Dr. Feenberg, communities focused on a certain subject matter can benefit internet users by making that subject matter visible to the public. “Of course, not all subject matters are beneficial, so we have to acknowledge that visibility is sometimes bad rather than beneficial,” he added.
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Graham Berry 1 year ago
I smirk 😏 at this one when ever I see it because I actually came to work one day and the building had actually burned down. It was a 3rd party call center were they treated every one as disposable. They never proved it was arson but I would not be surprised. Luckily no one was hurt. Otherwise it would not have been as funny to me.
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Annabelle 1 year ago
Where's Milton when I need him?? (am I missing the red stapler emoji?? 🤔)
Annie 1973 1 year ago
Omg this reminds me of a couple of winters ago. The roof of the building my daughter works in collapsed, just a couple of hours before she was due to start work. No one on the premises. She got a phone call an hour before she would be leaving for work telling her what happened. They were allowed to stay home on full pay for 2 weeks while they figured out what to do. The owners decided to squeeze all employees in to the other building they have in the town but it's way overcrowded and it's so noisy my daughter often has a headache. 2 1/2 years later it's been knocked down but still hasn't been rebuilt.
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Sarcastic and Proud 1 year ago
Move your tusk, Earl. It's digging into my back. Earl: That's not my tusk Walter!
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
I was chuckling hard enough that I had trouble clicking on the up arrow.
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sbj 1 year ago
HeeHee! I hope one of them doesn't get spooked otherwise the ones lying next to them are going to get a nasty prick
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Vic 1 year ago
It's the lowest in the sleep hierarchy which goes: nap - sleep - coma - death
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
No. I do wake up in a panic that I didn't study. And I haven't been in school for 15 years.
matt adore 1 year ago
Called my boss in a panic one day to say I'd be late for work. I had just woken from a "nap"... at 5:50am. Wasn't scheduled until 6PM.
Nova yt 1 year ago
My best friend and her mom don't nap and I just can't get them to understand what they're missing out on.
Cee Sparrow 1 year ago
I can't nap to save my life. Not even when I'm sick. I always feel like I'm going to miss out on something.
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Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 1 year ago
100% disagree. I'm 52 and they are still going strong.....
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Internet sociologist Marc Smith pointed out that collective sensemaking and knowledge generation that communities provide is a remarkable process that can generate valuable resources, like Wikipedia, Linux, or topic-focused message boards. “People find information and social support in these environments,” he said.
“Shared interests and the value of collective sensemaking are big rewards to converging with like-minded people. All questions are easy when 1000 or more people see the inquiry.”
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Lori Lathrom 1 year ago
You forgot "will protect my babies to the death, just want to be left the f**k alone.
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Jeff Hunt 1 year ago
Is this 21 questions? My turn. Is she from the jersey shore?
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Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 1 year ago
Just like Trump and the Tupperware... a little BLEACH will fix that right up...
JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Serious question: can boredpanda go one second without making trump jokes?
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Mr. Ping Pong 1 year ago
So did you file your taxes this year yet? Dude, I'm like 6 months old!
Mary Peace 1 year ago
"Actually I can't read yet. But you could teach me."
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While connecting with like-minded people is possible in real life as well, doing it online allows one to reach individuals from all over the world in just a matter of a few clicks. For many, during the turbulent times of the pandemic, that was the only way to reach those living nearby, too.
It’s no secret that during the pandemic, the internet was a necessity, as it was used for everything, from getting in touch with your friends and family, to working and studying. According to a study by the Pew Research Study, as much as 90% of surveyed people say it was essential at that point in time.
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lakitha tolbert 1 year ago
Yeah, at this point you just paying money to be present.
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Hell, even having a 'mediocre time's is way out of my price range - I'm barely scraping by in the 'why am I still here?' subscription.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Yup, I know the feeling. Basic subscription is expensive enough.
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12'o'clock 1 year ago
The way i see it, this here is extortion, daylight robbery to be precise. I say whoever's in charge show me the terms and conditions to my subscription, i want renegotiation.
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Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
How a co-worker feels about electric cars. He was all for them till our governor (and other state bigwigs but he blames the governor) said our state had to go all electric by 2035 or something.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
How could you possibly be so heartless as to clear your plate with that mournful face looking up at you?!
John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 1 year ago
Because dogs don't understand portion control and that obesity kills. That said, many humans don't seem to understand that either.
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Rob D 1 year ago
That's ruff. If you love your dog...no table scraps though. The sodium in people food is high for us, let alone an animal with no added sodium their entire life and a fraction of human weight (mostly).
Lotekguy 1 year ago
The thought is hilarious. Acting on it, quite the opposite.
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Old guy here. Dog(s) in the house with 4 boys growing up. Dogs got scraps from one or more of us; pot roast (spam in WWII). My parents forbade it, but 2 were no match for the four of us. We had to keep a straight face while one of them pried our fingers open with a paw, tongue, teeth, all in absolute silence
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Good question, but I think the hand is BEHIND the glass, because the thumb & tip of index finger are visible between the plate and the glass.
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Bearing in mind the significance of the internet during the pandemic and the vast popularity of memes, it’s no surprise that there were millions of them created and spreading like wildfire during said time. Research on memes in relation to COVID-19 found that memes, especially the ones that relate to a highly stressful context, can help support the efforts of coping with stressors.
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
I can't decide if these is the oldest 3 year old or the youngest 50 year old I have ever seen
cerinamroth 1 year ago
This is very weird. I had an old face as a child, but at least I dressed in shell suits and the like so I fitted in with the 80s kid aesthetic.
Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
She's going to be a " I want, no DEMAND to see the founder of this company " Karen when she grows up....
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pam mcgee 1 year ago
He looks exactly like a robot or a plastic dummy. I hate him!
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Kay Christensen 1 year ago
When Suckieberg testified before Congress I kept expecting a forked tongue to dart from between his lips.
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cj be like 1 year ago
There is no soul in those eyes. Zuckerberg is an AI just like we all thought.
Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
The perfect example of the 'Uncanny Valley'.. From Wikipedia-Mori's original hypothesis states that as the appearance of a robot is made more human, some observers' emotional response to the robot becomes increasingly positive and empathetic, until it becomes almost human, at which point the response quickly becomes strong revulsion. However, as the robot's appearance continues to become less distinguishable from that of a human being, the emotional response becomes positive once again and approaches human-to-human empathy levels.[7] When plotted on a graph, the reactions are indicated by a steep decrease followed by a steep increase (hence the "valley" part of the name) in the areas where anthropomorphism is closest to reality.
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
I *swear*, he looks like Dr. Noonien Soong's failed and rejected first attempt.
Multa Nocte 1 year ago
But this is too true. Whichever city or country I am in they have ambassadors waiting at the window to greet me with ritual blood sacrificing, always my own, of course.
While the pandemic has likely pushed quite a few individuals of all ages to start using the internet or join a group or two, the interest in online communities was reportedly rising even before the unstable period started. According to GWI, back in 2017, as much as 72% of internet users would engage in online forums, blogs, and forums through their devices. Just a year later, in 2018, the number was already up by 2%, and in 2019, it reached 76%.
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sbj 1 year ago
It's sad to say but the bottom photo is the only one I'll ever be able to manage
setsuriseikou 1 year ago
Hey, that's some flexibility you have there! I don't think my body would make it unscathed through the exercise.
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Микола Сидоренко 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure he doesn't need hemp, maybe just some help
Load More Replies... MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
At least the bottom one has a perfectly good reason for being that way, the top; not so much!!
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Diolla 1 year ago
there's a tiny part of her nose showing inside the elbow, near the bottom edge of the glasses.
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Emmanuel Marcelo 1 year ago
This is a classic optical illusion ladies and gentlemen . The ears are actually the eyes and the hair on the neck is actually the smiling mouth of an old lady
Just Another Girl 1 year ago
I read that five times as “don’t let an elbow ruin your potatoes. “ LOL.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Obviously, you gotta be careful of that as well. Times I've had to throw potatoes out due to elbow problems.
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“The internet has shaped our interactions in many ways,” Dr. Feenberg told Bored Panda. “For example, it allowed communities to form across space (allowing various uses of anonymity), enabled education during the the covid crisis, allowing individuals with unorthodox opinions to find each other and to form groups, provided an electronic version of matchmaking, organized a better alternative to the taxi, and so on.
“Before answering machines, one had to be home or at the office to get a call. Then came the answering machine and location no longer mattered. Now, with the internet, time is also irrelevant since messages can be received whenever and wherever.”
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Thee8thsense 1 year ago
I always told my huskies that I protected them, not they me. Of course, with huskies it's a moot point.
Vylnce NA 1 year ago
I've spent a lot of time protecting huskies. You have to, otherwise they will gladly get stomped by a moose.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
My roommate in college had a ferocious looking dog, half German shepherd half Labrador retriever. She was a very effective watch dog. Whenever anyone came near the house, she would immediately alert us by bounding up the stairs, hiding under my roommate's bed, and peeing on the floor. Absolutely reliable.
Stephen Andrews 1 year ago
I had a Rottweiler like that. Now I have a Shih Tzu that’s convinced she’s the Queen of the Jungle.
Penny Hernandez 1 year ago
My grandson, who lives next door to me, has a German Shepherd who is terrified of one of my cats. The cat has chased him all the way home.
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
But the guy behind him on the bike, though . . . .
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
Standing out from the crowd isn't a bad thing if you're an extrovert! Love the guy on the bike - I wonder how steep the slope is, though!
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groobs 4673 1 year ago
Nah no sleep,!! if the sun is up we gonna pull an all nighter and keep on rollin and the night that comes next you PASS OUTTT lol so hella sleepy by that point
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🎶Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate and friendship For Everyone 🎶
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Szzone aka Rottyintós Batman 1 year ago (edited)
Oh i hate that, when the birds start chirping. And the sky is slowly turning lighter. Unless it's because I've gotten up super early in the summer? The getting up part is hard but once you did it, a summer dawn is magical
Marc Smith seconded the idea that the online world has made connecting easier. “The internet reduced the costs of collective action and association. Getting 1000 or more people to all gather in the same place and time is a very difficult task. Getting 1000 or more people to focus on the same digital space is relatively much easier. As a result, almost every topic of collective interest has attracted a group of interested people to a digital point where they can engage in mutually beneficial exchange.”
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Anarchy_in_our_Souls 1 year ago
Come on. The one in the bottom right-hand corner is cute.
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ShellsBells 1 year ago
That's not fair for the blobfish (bottom left). They live between 1,970-3,900 feet deep. They look normal at an atmospheric pressure 120 times greater than ours. You'd look worse than that in their environment.
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
Oh wow, I had no idea. Thanks for the clarification.
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Szzone aka Rottyintós Batman 1 year ago
Plot twist: you're one of those fish too. You're all in it together, you're not more special than they are.
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Nimitz 1 year ago
The top pic makes me laugh cause they trimmed that kid's first 1/2 cm of bangs so he'll have to go get another haircut in 2 weeks. The stylist's version of planned obsolescence
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
Yeah, but he looks awesome when he walks out of the barber shop.
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Jas Warner 1 year ago
And if he asked for it? Ya know because kids do have their own brain they use to think with. It's a haircut. Not a strip club.
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BK BigFish 1 year ago (edited)
My childhood was a series of unfortunate haircuts. I swore I'd do better. I have two boys now, and well, their childhoods are still a series of unfortunate haircuts.
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
You haven't lived if your mother hasn't cut your hair with a bowl and a pair of pinking shears.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
I saw a left hand drive car with a French plate in Scotland, with a sign in the rear window saying "froggie driving, please be indulgent". I mean you couldn't possibly be cross with them
Millie Jessop 1 year ago
this should go on my car, my brother is very good at opening doors and only just missing cars, next time
ShyWahine 1 year ago
NGL - I've had to enter my car through the trunk because inconsiderate fools parked too close to the driver's side...
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Jeremy James 1 year ago
In my house, we put on our football gear and huddle in the closet with the dogs.
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Be glad you don't have cats. They'd steal the gear & not let you in the closet.
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DragonofMordor 1 year ago
I wouldn't care if it were just me. My cat, though, must be protected at all costs.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Luckily the only tornadoes I hear in the night are the ones from the air force during night flight training (still annoying though)
Susan Teter 1 year ago
I send my kid, cats, and husband to the basement. I stand on the front porch hoping I won't have to clean the bathroom tomorrow!
Alicia M 1 year ago
They go off so often where I live that people mostly ignore them. It's the siren that cried wolf.
William Bennett 1 year ago
Yeah sound by my house goes off quite often. I looked into it and they set it off for storms that have a possibility of causing severe damage from wind and anything stronger up to a tornado. Even though I've known that time to go off four or five times a night I always got my butt up and went down to the downstairs bathroom. With my little emergency kit and the pet lizard.
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Worst Cop in Britain 1 year ago
Nope, those are definitely still downs. *looks under rocks*
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Well, the ups are there - usually it's the little jump life does before drop-kicking you in the face
Nikole 1 year ago
Whenever things are going well, I feel like I’m just waiting for the shìt to hit (and not as a self-fulfilling prophecy).
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 1 year ago
You don't recall the ups but they must have happened, otherwise you can't physically go down.
Raoul Raphael Florian 1 year ago
Uh no fricking clue to be honest, but if you find them mind sharing the location?
Michael None 1 year ago
You gotta make the ups for yourself. Stop waiting for life to hand you everything.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
I actually write a lot of posts and then just delete them before actually posting because honestly nobody cares what I have to say. Let's be real 😂
LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
Are you my long-lost twin? I do the same damn thing. "Ooh, I've got a good comment for this... Eh, who really cares about what I think?" 'Select all' and the backspace button are my best friends.
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Ilovemesomeme 1 year ago
Is it a typical human style to laugh and kick feet? I was doing that as I was going through this thread
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martymcmatrix 1 year ago
......and then she has to choose between »death« or »exile«......well wait, not my mom, but my MIL in any case...🙋🏽
Load More Replies... Nikole 1 year ago
The first thing I saw him in was 28 Days Later… Been smitten ever since.
Load More Replies... 12'o'clock 1 year ago
Honestly, saying stuff to moms is like saying dinosaurs no longer exists. Yeah, everybody knows.
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Eric Williams 1 year ago
You forget to add a picture of the cord just dropped on the floor and kicked into the corner.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I can confirm that. Mr Auntriarch's is on the left....
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Poultry Geist 1 year ago
I bought one that retracts on its own ! Game changer ! My mom and daughter will still just wrap it around. I bought my mom one too
Alex Boyd 1 year ago
I have that kind, too! It's kind of fun to press the button and see the cord zip in.
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August West 1 year ago
There are also those that have only watched others clean. They seem to be especially common in my house.
KatZen 1 year ago
It's a pain unwinding them again, so why bother? I just do the hand elbow loop but I make it neat.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Well yes, but apparently the intervening 40 years of being a sensible adult don't count
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Bettye McKee 1 year ago
I suspect your mom has an astigmatism. She should see her optometrist. It could save her a lot of stress.
Donna Gettings Apperson 1 year ago
This is so the truth. I'm a mom and that's what I saw every single time my kids looked over the railing at the two-story mall.
June Galloway 1 year ago
today we have helicopter parents, when I was a Kid, my dad would say "let him fall, how else is he going to learn".
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OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Scratch body and write kid and you've got the story of my life. Here's the kicker - I can't get him up at 7:30 on schooldays but 7:00 on weekends here he is, just like clockwork
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Scratch kid and write cat. And make it about 5am.
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Bettye McKee 1 year ago
Oh no! That's USA Truck. Well, another fine mess he's gotten himself into.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
Give me 40 acres and I will turn this rig around. Old country western song.
Catherine Maven 1 year ago
... proving that sometimes you have to Back UP to turn your life around ... <3
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HugAMally 1 year ago
Yesss. Why is this a thing that must be done? I'm 54. Still do it. Always will.
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Iridian 1 year ago
Reminds me of a woman I used to know who seemed really down to earth until the first time we went to a department store together. We were still in the getting-to-know-you phase, so I was surprised that she pulled me aside once in the store for a kind of confessional. She said to me, 'please, for the love of god, when we get around to the automotive section, don't let me lick the tires. Hold me back, if you have to.' I thought she was joking, but she really did need her hand held as we walked past the aisle of tires. I've never looked at the tire aisle the same after that. :D
lakitha tolbert 1 year ago
How many of y'all imagined doing just that along with the sound?!!!
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Nosirrow 1 year ago
The worst people are those who pretend to be nice. I can respect a little openly awful people.
sweetrottenpeaches 1 year ago
This one must have been made by someone really young. I don't even know these cartoons.
Nikole 1 year ago
Or a parent of a young child. People at work will bring up the latest Disney or Pixar movie, or a kid’s show, and I just smile and nod.
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PanPan124 1 year ago
I think you forgot “up”’s antologist (forgot his name) (the animal hunter)
Szzone aka Rottyintós Batman 1 year ago (edited)
On the other hand, it's so great when you're being nice to others and they're being ąsshooles to you. Like, okay, I was nice because I like people but now I'll be a dîck to you, congrats.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
Being nice is not a personality trait, it's an action! People being nice can have the best or the worst intentions, a shītload of murderers and SA have been described as nice. People can be selectively nice, think of bullies, racists, misogynists and "nice guys" - they are not @ssholes to everyone or they would be isolated
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Bored Retsuko 1 year ago (edited)
Or a weird reflection from a way too shiny lip balm
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Libstak 1 year ago (edited)
I had a win today. I arrived to fill up, it's 24 cents per litre cheaper than any other on the strip. I get told to wait 5 mins just as I'm about to pump. Price goes up on all the boards to 24 cents higher. I'm about to lose it, but, the cashier reset my pump before I could say a word and I just scraped through on the lower price, phew.
Mike F 1 year ago
Little victories! I shop that stuff out every time I leave home.
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
How sad is it, that I'm excited to get gas tomorrow because I have 0.75 cents off per gallon. I'm going to be pulling into the gas station on dàmn near empty, like single digits left, on my miles left till empty guage. Yes, I know that technically once you hit zero miles left, you still have some gas left, usually a gallon or 2, depending on the vehicle.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Lucked out on some cheaper diesel myself today... A small "feel good" moment.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Especially when the store you stopped at normally is always the cheapest in town.
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Joe Bloe 1 year ago (edited)
Just go out with they! You'll never be alone!
Load More Replies... FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Bro, this is so my life. Kinda funny because I say this to myself and occasionally others from time to time. Haha. It's sad because I do like both genders but I want to be with a woman, if I do end up being in a relationship with someone. Tbh, I'm not actively out looking to meet someone but I'm also not, not looking either. If I happen to meet someone on my day to day, then so be it, is what I think I'm trying to say lol. Either way, I have double the dating pool options and yet I'm still single. 🤔
Kristal 1 year ago
Same! I'm pan sexually but masculine leaning romantically and now I'm only wanting sexual relations with people that could become a romantic relationship. The dating pool is also ... dubious.
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
What was the Woody Allen line? "I'm heterosexual, but being bi immediately increases my chance for a date".
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HugAMally 1 year ago
🤣🤣you said what many of us, or just me? were thinking
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
Yeah, the joke can't possibly be worse
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Gwen 1 year ago
Been there, done that! Worth it because I told them that didn't want me to play!
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《¤Pookie¤》 1 year ago
I went to a girl scout summer camp when I was younger and me and my friend were both roasting each other (with curse words) and I whispered "Shut up you bìťçĥ-àśś Dìçķ-sucker
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YourLocalChicken 1 year ago
I'm in this picture and I did that last night.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
This was me when I was pregnant, contemplating struggling into a full-length compression garment in 35C heat.
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Annabelle 1 year ago
Currently, this photo is immediately after the french fry fraud photo, so the first thing I see in this background are the missing french fries from the other photo.
Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)
It was better when they drank alone at home. When they get together, there's always a murder!
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That Person 1 year ago
I let it ring and wait so they don’t know that I voluntarily declined their call
Funhog 1 year ago
On my phone, pressing one of the volume buttons once simply mutes the ring so that I don't have to listen to it. It still takes the usual number of rings before the call goes to voicemail.
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Saffron Azrael 1 year ago
I'm perpetually on do not disturb...I see them, I just don't hear them.
Sierra Whicker 1 year ago
i stare st them wait for them to finish ringing then go back to what I was doing. but then they have the audacity to call again
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SaneMinotaur 1 year ago
I hope you still get joy from whatever you create
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Nosirrow 1 year ago
My parents never miss an opportunity to embarrass me publicly. I now know they're emotionally immature, but what about all those adults who witnessed this behaviour and did nothing?
Rabbi In The House 1 year ago (edited)
I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you have loved ones whom you can trust who honor you. ❤️
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
This is so clever, I love it! Why isn't it higher up? And it's too late now.
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Nosirrow 1 year ago
Family and society destroyed my life. I gave up bc there's nothing I can do. People treat animals better than me. That says a lot.
General Stukov 1 year ago
I've struggled with this as well but i can tell you when you find that lust for life again, it's fantastic. Please don't give up, life is meant to suck and be amazing at the same time but it makes the amazing that much sweeter
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Annabelle 1 year ago
No, but it bought me a new, comfy-sized cartoon tshirt in the middle of the night, because I tried all my coping skills today, and the comfy cartoon tshirt was the first thing that made me smile. And I will be happy every time I remember that shirt is an option of what to wear on a sh!tty day when I just want to be comfortable. (And any other day, too. So, there!)
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I had the same with a new duvet cover with flamingos on. Makes me smile every time I think of it. And it's very soft cotton, so even with my eyes shut, it has something to give me
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
Money can't buy happiness but it can help you be a lot less stressed, and therefore happier. Such a nonsense phrase.
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
It can’t buy happiness but it’ll buy you the boat right next to it at the marina.
The Other Guest 1 year ago
Money cannot buy happiness, but it can alleviate a lot of unhappiness.
Pandora 1 year ago
Money can't buy happiness, buy it can buy a jet ski. And have you ever seen anyone unhappy on a jet ski? 🤨
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I've never actually seen anyone on a jet ski. Well only on TV and I couldn't see their face.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
My husband's phone, in my case. I don't know how he lives like that! (For me, the tabs are all open in my brain instead, which is possibly worse.)
《¤Pookie¤》 1 year ago (edited)
My mom always deletes her tabs quickly. She yells at me to close mine too
Saffron Azrael 1 year ago
She falls asleep with her thumb on the screen, opening multiple tabs and paĝes...I have to clean up her phone twice a week. She's 77 years old.
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Malek Basata 1 year ago
I swear we rented a pitch, when I wanted to pick my friend up there was a neighbour we never met and were like: yo we need a guy to complete the team, come with us?
Mary Peace 1 year ago
But the boys apparently found their 3rd triplet. The girls look different.
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Hi 1 year ago
But the chain won't spin. On the handle there is a trigger and a safety. He's not doing it wrong.
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Mike m 1 year ago
Not after a certain age because then its diarrhea, it's always diarrhea.
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
Me too. For some reason I always have to think about it.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Where to buy them? I need a christmas gift for my sister this year
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Bored something 1 year ago
Or it got washed and sorted into someone else's pile and is in another bedroom never to be seen again because nobody will admit it went into their room but it's also not their size so they will never wear it for it to re-enter the wash cycle.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
He just wanted to get some gardening done, but doesn't have any gloves of his own
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Pandamonium 1 year ago
My first thought was Richard Simmons, but I think it is this specific picture of Daniel Stern from Home Alone Screen-Sho...d2cba6.png 
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Bored something 1 year ago
Left handed watch. The winder goes on the other side so when worn on or held by the right hand it can be adjusted by the left hand. Not common but they exist.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
that’s it, I’m old enough to wonder how many years I haven’t been able to put myself in this position
Erica Politica 1 year ago
Because texting and social media has completely destroyed people's ability to construct sentences properly, I oftentimes don't understand personal texts, and also IMs and e-mails from co-workers and management.
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hockeygorl 1 year ago
nah cuz i was watching yt shorts and it was all good things like “who’s the kindest who’s the smartest” then “wHoS tHe MoSt LiKeLy To HaVe DePrEsSiOn” ofc it’s my zodiac sign (i don’t believe that stuff but still..)
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Jeremy James 1 year ago
But have you ever given a tourist directions and then spent the next hour thinking about how you could have given them better directions?
HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
Some tourists are probably still lost now because of the bad directions I gave them.
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Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
this is even more funny when you realise this picture is from the movie wrong turn
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Coral 1 year ago
Not sure why, in this age of wokeness and respecting the identities and genders even of peoplewe hate, (which is all good by me), we still feel the need to insult the entire profession of teaching with this ignorant aphorism. Just... why?
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Dont Sellmyinfo 1 year ago
Those who can no longer do, teach. Those who give advice they do not follow, hope their insight will at least help someone else. Or, they’re researching their solution to see if it will actually work.
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groobs 4673 1 year ago
Well they gotta be able to gouge and profit off you instead of you prepared your own... Nope!
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I'm diabetic. My levels are unstable. By all means, tell me a legal, free and equally effective way to not die in your establishment, speak up so your insurers and the police can hear...
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TheReader19 1 year ago
So I'm a Disney Princess, their was me thinking I was just fat. Who knew 😏
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Nea 1 year ago
Same!! Went from laughing hard to traumatised pretty soon!
Load More Replies... That Person 1 year ago
Can’t tell ya how many jackets behind doors I’ve punched cuz I thought it was a person
Mike m 1 year ago
Spouse: i swear he doesn't give me black eyes on purpose.
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Apachebathmat 1 year ago
My dad worked at Cadbury’s when my brothers and I were little, we told my youngest brother that our dad found him on a delivery truck and felt sorry for him
HugAMally 1 year ago
This is why I'm just fine being an only child! Plus, yeah, we get ALL the STUFF. I'm 54, btw.🤣
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Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Oh I have heard worse. My mother said that when she needed her tonsils out, her brother told her they did that by cutting off the top of your head and lowering a rope to pull them out. My grandparents couldn't understand why my mom was freaking out over it, until she told them what her brother said. Grandpa gave him the beating of his life for that.
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Eric Williams 1 year ago
Blasting your blood sugar into the stratosphere should help. What goes up, must come down.
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BewilderedBanana 1 year ago
they'll probably break that leg and it won't be a typo any more :)
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I lived six days on tea, energy drinks and milkshakes... No I'll effects either.
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Annie 1973 1 year ago
I shaved my head totally bald on Saturday. Don't care. Much easier to manage now.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
do not make cartoons like this any more; besides sponges can't talk!!
groobs 4673 1 year ago
Don't hate on the talking sponge, he's a legend 😅 who lives in a pineapple under the seaaa? Lolol 😂😅😂😅
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Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Edit: - she gotta be 19 -21yrs, 5'5, 40kg, DD bra, low body count, work but not earn more money than me, and be a trad wife
Justanotherpanda 1 year ago (edited)
So, basicaly what this is saying is that you only have the right to have certain standards on what you are looking for in a partner is when you are pretty?
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
I would rather say that people who demand so much from their partner without even meeting these criteria cry scandal if the opposite happens.
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Michelle Holloway 1 year ago
Dude, that's Goro from Mortal Combat, roflmaoooo
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
I wish Knoppers would make a no-nut version. I love all things waffley but I am allergic to hazelnuts. It's hard to find chocolate-based snacks here that won't end up in tears!
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TJ E 1 year ago
Yes it's photoshopped. You can see the sand around the legs is distorted.
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All four legs snapped simultaneously after the pic was taken. (those pecs look like implants.)
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Arlene Harris 1 year ago
It was very tempting to name the new kitten Gladys... she's always in the window (aka the people aquarium).
Load More Replies... groobs 4673 1 year ago
This is how I was with my old boss, I payed more attention to when I had to work with them and I knew I had to be able to survive lol so I'd emotionally prepare for shifts with that person frfr.
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Annie 1973 1 year ago
Years ago my daughter came home with math homework and she was getting really annoyed by it so I asked to look at it (I'm bad at math) I read through it and realised there was a much easier way to work out the answers so I taught her it and she got every answer right and thanked me for the help. (yay I helped) She went to school the next day really happy but when she got home she was furious at me and threw the homework at me. I looked at it, all the answers were correct but because she had worked them out "the wrong way" she had gotten a 0. I called her teacher and told her that the way I taught her was much simpler than the way she had been taught and was informed by her teacher that my way was old math and they now teach new math. She refused to change her grade. 3 years ago I was at her place and her oldest, aged 7, had math homework to do and he asked me for help. She immediately said no. I wasn't allowed to help him with math because it would be wrong and he would fail. Oops
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
She does, and a small kid to her left as well. Help a woman out, FFS.
Load More Replies... Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Obviously the quality of the beer you drink has the expected effect of your superpowers
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Sweet Taurus 1 year ago
This is me but not by choice or as extreme. My knees awkwardly bend backwards and it makes my back like that.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Hey! I am short. If anyone tried to touch me, they would get headbutted in the nuts.
Eric Williams 1 year ago
When talking to short people, it's proper etiquette to have a picture of your face at belt level.
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
I have a perfect picture to put here but I'm on mobile :'( someone who can put pictures please go to r/danganronpa search "how to talk to Makoto" and put the picture here
Matt Smith 1 year ago
So, the right way to talk to a short person is to lift them up for a chokeslam? >_>
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Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Well, yes. Some of us are because it works for us. Your mileage will vary.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
I just repositioned myself right before reaching this post.... this s**t is scary!
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Della Explains 1 year ago
This is half a zombie mask on that puppy’s head. Why make stuff up? It’s still super disturbing
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