Dad here. Yes, but probably because mom started in September (!) and, by when I joined (after the Spanish Constitution day on the 6th of December, which seams reasonable to me) she already had done all the job. Isn't that dirty playing?

It would be a lot more interesting though

It's so freaking weird to fetishize udders, I'll never understand hairless apes

Note to self: slow down.

hehehe 😈 excellent!

Now reverse them?

It's the plants own fault they die under my care. Mini dino starts screeching and reenacting Jurassic Park when I don't water her, and plants just sit there, wilting

Not quite. I remember in the Jumanji sequel a Hippo eats one of them. I thought that can't be right so I looked it up and they are only 'mostly' vegetarian. Not going to link to YouTube.

I hate self check-out's. I really don't get any of the excuses, the people that use them make. You are working for the supermarkets for free. What's next, stack some shelves for the express lane?

“Just change the shoes and everyone think they’re different”

And learn to play the recorder. 🤔

*forwarding to the boss* 😏

This is so true, I threw my back out putting keys in my pocket

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

I mostly use Google Maps to see how long does it take to get to work... Where I've been for the last three years.

My Dad brought some back to Michigan in the late 60's/early 70's. Only illegal act I've ever witnessed from him. A buddy and I were lighting off firecrackers with punks (kind of like incense). As my buddy was timidly reaching out with a punk, to light off a firecracker, my Dad tossed a lit M-80 about 10 feet behind him. To this day, I have never witnessed the same vertical leap.

For me it was actually unmedicated ADHD.

If you haven’t seen Minus One yet, go do it now. Shin Godzilla was great effects & campy. I promise Godzilla-1 will make you cry even if you’ve only half a ♡.

...or the converse, falling asleep at a restaurant and waking up in your crib in a dark room.

It's them or Columbines.

Googly eyes are the best and they always make me smile wherever they appear

First person is asking for a pic in the bath and she should be the weird one?

Whats the last thing that went through their head?

Ironic that dude's SN is dirk diggler.

This feels very British.

You can file a civil tort for any claim of wrongdoing by another individual. Tho, there are varied punitive actions for filing frivolous lawsuits.

Wait...who is watching me cook??

Me

This November will be 10 years since I’ve given up on Facebook, and Friendster & MySpace before it. I deleted Twitter when the trust fund Dunning-Kruger incel bought it. I keep Insta, but only occasionally photodump. As with BP, I never, ever go back to read comments or replies. It turns out I stay in much better contact with my core group of friends & spend exponentially more time with them in person than I did when using the socials. It’s too easy to think of Facebook scrolling, posting & commenting as maintaining healthy interactions. I feel and am so much closer to my people without online interactions.

Poor cat - that is so sad.

Yes I do wonder at those dumb stickers sometimes.

Oooh, I could use some Bugles just about now.

Awesome!

My HP printer worked first time last night. I think it's overheard me talking about replacing it.

I've seen this before. Here's the rest: Boss: Do you think that was appropriate? Employee: Yes.

Every Saturday

risqué?

"I had a bad connection, could you repeat the question?"

So they have a place to hide all of their many snacks. Which they inevitably forget about. Which then go bad and ruin the washing machine and clump together of course.

Hmm, what does happen in that scenario? Is it like bring tired but can't sleep?

Yes! I can live my best life while laying on my couch!

Good for 3 if you can get a decent nap in.

I couldn’t understand the watermelon ones. Or the lemon/chocolate ones. I find that combo revolting. Funny enough that was my best friend’s wedding cake flavor.

I bet your toddler WAS impressed!

Well, they were feathers if anything on some...

"This is enough...This is enough... This is enough...This

I just get a screwdriver

The people who have questions at the end of a meeting should have a special place in hell 😠

Auto-reply every Tuesday.

"To All Involved" interesting, confusing, slightly threatening.

MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How to say you're single and bitter without saying you're single and bitter.

Same,and don't get me started on how annoying everyone were just after I stopped smoking, it was like the entire world wanted me to go back to smoking.