Dad here. Yes, but probably because mom started in September (!) and, by when I joined (after the Spanish Constitution day on the 6th of December, which seams reasonable to me) she already had done all the job. Isn't that dirty playing?

Note to self: slow down.

well some people built on the etna...

Now reverse them?

This is so true, I threw my back out putting keys in my pocket

I mostly use Google Maps to see how long does it take to get to work... Where I've been for the last three years.

*forwarding to the boss* 😏

“Just change the shoes and everyone think they’re different”

Googly eyes are the best and they always make me smile wherever they appear

Oooh, I could use some Bugles just about now.

My HP printer worked first time last night. I think it's overheard me talking about replacing it.

Me

Every Saturday

And learn to play the recorder. 🤔

First person is asking for a pic in the bath and she should be the weird one?

How to say you're single and bitter without saying you're single and bitter.

Poor cat - that is so sad.

The alcohol should dull any pain.

True, dat.

This November will be 10 years since I’ve given up on Facebook, and Friendster & MySpace before it. I deleted Twitter when the trust fund Dunning-Kruger incel bought it. I keep Insta, but only occasionally photodump. As with BP, I never, ever go back to read comments or replies. It turns out I stay in much better contact with my core group of friends & spend exponentially more time with them in person than I did when using the socials. It’s too easy to think of Facebook scrolling, posting & commenting as maintaining healthy interactions. I feel and am so much closer to my people without online interactions.

For me it was actually unmedicated ADHD.

This feels very British.

If you haven’t seen Minus One yet, go do it now. Shin Godzilla was great effects & campy. I promise Godzilla-1 will make you cry even if you’ve only half a ♡.

You can file a civil tort for any claim of wrongdoing by another individual. Tho, there are varied punitive actions for filing frivolous lawsuits.

"I had a bad connection, could you repeat the question?"

The people who have questions at the end of a meeting should have a special place in hell 😠

I want something like this after I die. 🤔

Wait...who is watching me cook??

Yes! I can live my best life while laying on my couch!

Good for 3 if you can get a decent nap in.

I bet your toddler WAS impressed!

I’ve always wondered if the popularity of signs with trite sayings and obvious words are marketed to people who don’t have an internal monologue.

Tbf, I'm sure both genders have experienced this on a date. This one man insisted on giving me his ENTIRE work history - details about every job he'd ever had - what he did exactly, the years, why he left, salary range. He talked nonstop through appetizers and until I was almost finished with my entree, then he suddenly said: "Your turn!" I'm sure the poor guy was just trying to impress me. But by the time it was "my turn," I had little to say. He had completely alienated me by talking for 40 minutes before asking me a single question about myself. I politely finished up dinner & said goodbye.

Ironic that dude's SN is dirk diggler.

My daughter needs to see this.

So they have a place to hide all of their many snacks. Which they inevitably forget about. Which then go bad and ruin the washing machine and clump together of course.

I watch it when google photos decide to remind me of that day 7 years ago 😫

MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I always finish my food before I even decide 😫😭

Same,and don't get me started on how annoying everyone were just after I stopped smoking, it was like the entire world wanume to go back to smoking.

Maybe

What? Tuatbugger?