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#2

Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle

Final score:

557points

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athornedrose 6 years ago

this can not be upvoted enough

129points

#3

82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through

Final score:

541points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

What, are you telling us it's not just a phase?! Who'd have thought! (BTW, good on you - old, fit, out, and proud!)

77points

How Do You Come Up With Funny Pride Captions?

Thinking of attending a pride parade in support of your friends or thinking of the perfect pride captions to share your views? We get it; it’s quite a daunting task to come up with something ingeniously witty! But no worries are needed, as we found a couple of tips that might help you here:

Understand the topic. Learn the nuances of LGBTQ+ culture and issues. That way, you can craft relevant and respectful pride captions.

Use humor. The LGBTQ+ community is known for their incredible wit, so don't be shy about trying to match that! After all, funny Pride Month captions catch the most attention.

Keep it positive. While humor is an essential part of Pride Month captions, be sure that your jokes are essentially positive and inclusive. Nobody wants a Debbie Downer in their ranks!

Experiment and have fun. Don’t be afraid of experimenting with your pride captions. By letting your creativity run free, you might discover something unexpectedly ingenious.

Keep these tips in mind, and we are sure you’ll construct the most flamboyant, wittiest, and brightest pride captions to ever grace a Parade. Still, if you need a bit more inspiration, take a look at the funny pride captions on this list.

#4

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies

Final score:

538points

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TTV905RDL 6 years ago

It makes sense actually...

93points

#5

Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married

Final score:

472points

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Chyppa Homer 6 years ago

To be honest, they deserve it too :D

36points

#6

If God Hates Gays Why Are We So Cute

Final score:

463points

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UniversalMel 6 years ago

Exactly!

68points

#7

Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine

Final score:

435points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

And his mother had never slept with a man and conceived by IVF...

61points

#8

Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It

Final score:

435points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

respect for the men! not all Church guy are jerk. love has no frontier

70points

#9

If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

Final score:

425points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

Except bogarts - and maybe bigots...

77points

#10

Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You

Final score:

418points

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L and P 6 years ago

THIS is awesome! Its a shame that gay people still have to fight for their rights in 2018 - 2.0.1.8! JESUS!

62points

#11

The Gay Agenda

Final score:

340points

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PyroarRanger 6 years ago

That's me lol. Never forget the tacos

53points

#12

I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows

Final score:

340points

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glowworm2 6 years ago

Okay, that one is adorable!

85points

#13

I Was Born Gay, You Were Taught Religion

Final score:

334points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

And taught intolerance...

82points

#14

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married

Final score:

320points

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Ben S. 6 years ago

I love how this a sign advertising for a storage company and at the same time, they threw in a message of tolerance with the same casual indifference as if they were telling you to look both ways before crossing the street.

53points

#15

Please Don't Divorce My Dads

Final score:

315points

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UniversalMel 6 years ago

Awwww

65points

#16

Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Final score:

312points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

There are also the bits about owning slaves, and beating wives - nicely, of course...

97points

#17

Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away

Final score:

308points

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Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

lol I love the "Ugh were do I even start" sign. That would be me.

58points

#18

As Jesus Said About Gay People:

Final score:

303points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

In a just world that's all that should need to be said by a religion about gay people.

26points

#19

Cuz Only Very Fragile Egos Fear Equality

Final score:

294points

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Oliver Gloxin 6 years ago

Covfefe!

67points

#20

It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?

Final score:

291points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

Seriously, at least some of them are, and are in vociferous denial.

50points

#21

If I Can't Marry My Boyfriend Then I'll Marry Your Daughter!

Final score:

282points

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Nini Meow 6 years ago

They will now definitely allow Gay marriage...

41points

#22

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have The Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us

Final score:

273points

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Lizard Queen 6 years ago

This is a quote from Kinky Friedman when he ran for governor of Texas. Kinky should run for president!

9points

#23

Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin

Final score:

259points

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Chyppa Homer 6 years ago

Well, Ozzy sure did some weird stuff, but this ?! o_O

27points

#24

Who Do You Think Designed Your Wedding Dress?

Final score:

253points

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Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago

I know, right! I watch "Say Yes to the Dress" in Manhattan just to see Randy show his Fairy Godmother powers off!

34points

#25

God Blessed Me With A Gay Son

Final score:

252points

Gerda

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just a thought! 6 years ago

I love parents supporting their kids choices !

13points

#26

Guys, I Said I Have Figs

Final score:

250points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

i hate figs too... i can related to jesus on this

40points

#27

Being Straight Was My Phase

Final score:

246points

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Calypso poet 6 years ago

Great picture of Cleveland lakefront. Doesn’t look like s**t as it usually does.

18points

#28

Hi Mom Guess What

Final score:

241points

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BoopityBooptiyBooper 6 years ago

*jumps off counter* "I'm gay"

50points

#29

#1 Threat To America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears

Final score:

231points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

Now it's gay Canadian-Mexican Muslim bears...

66points

#30

Simba Was Raised By 2 Guys And He Turned Out Fine

Final score:

228points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

And it was mixed-race too...

94points

#31

You Get A Marriage. You Get A Marriage. Everybody Gets A Marriage

Final score:

208points

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PyroarRanger 6 years ago

I read that in her voice XD

55points

#32

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small

Final score:

204points

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Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago

It's had a huge impacting on making it look petty and shallow.

27points

#33

Kim + Kanye Can Name A Child North West And I Can't Get Married?!

Final score:

199points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

she's got a point... they could just wrote: Kim & Kanye can have a child and i can't get married

49points

#34

Evil Gay Agenda: Love, Monogamy, Family, Puppies

Final score:

192points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

I think that was meant to be "4) Puppies and/or kittens."

37points

#35

3 Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry

Final score:

183points

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Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago

HAHAHAHA! The U.S. could afford free healthcare AND free higher education!

34points

#36

The Westboro Baptist Church Should Drink The Kool-Aid Already

Final score:

179points

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Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

wow that's dark. I love it!

34points

#37

My Mom Is Seeking A Husband For Me, Anyone?

Final score:

169points

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Krishna Vishwas 6 years ago

Now I wish I was gay man.. *sigh*

37points

#38

Don't Mess With Dumbledore's Rights

Final score:

165points

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InnocentLookingPervert 6 years ago

i cant tell if his clothes look like gru's or sherlock

60points

#39

Gay By Birth, Fabulous By Choice

Final score:

161points

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PyroarRanger 6 years ago

Yessss

21points

#40

Straight? So Is Spaghetti, Until You Heat It Up

Final score:

159points

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Dianna Siever 6 years ago

...until it gets wet...

48points

#41

If Liza Can Marry Two Gay Man, Why Can't I Marry One?

Final score:

148points

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LOttawa 6 years ago

Oh snap.... Lol

23points

#42

If Hillary Was President We'd All Be At Brunch Right Now

Final score:

145points

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Full Name 6 years ago

Hillary is the LGBTQ goddess? The woman who publicly opposed gay marriage into her mid 60's? Yeah she's your hero.

5points

#43

God Said Adam + Eve. So I Did Both

Final score:

141points

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Alexander Hamilton 6 years ago

Bi pride!

36points

#44

The Safeword Is Covfefe

Final score:

130points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

If it wasn't before it is now!

22points

#45

No Matter Who U Love Make Sure Love Makes U Grow

Final score:

129points

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just a thought! 6 years ago

The most important bit right there

19points

#46

Would You Rather I Marry Your Daughter?

Final score:

125points

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Carmen Elena 6 years ago

I´ll marry him ;)

29points

#47

Married 4 Years - Longer Than Britney Spears

Final score:

124points

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Charlie Hyduk 3 years ago

Tossed a spear through her marriage

0points

#48

These Guys Are Wrong (God Loves You)

Final score:

121points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

he got's some balls to do that in that crowd!

43points

#49

You're Making Ellen Sad

Final score:

118points

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r3dd3v1lL 6 years ago

Who is Ellen?

33points

#50

Please Pay No Attetion To My Loud-Mouthed Boyfriend

Final score:

117points

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sh 6 years ago

I don't get it?

6points

#51

Dogs Loves Fags

Final score:

109points

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UniversalMel 6 years ago

That’s adorable

19points

#52

I Liked It, But I Couldn't Put A Ring On It!

Final score:

107points

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Amanda Ferraz 6 years ago

This makes me so sad...

4points

#53

Somewhere Over The Rainbow July Garland Is Waiting To Slap Your Narrowminded A** Upside The Head

Final score:

107points

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kat arzola 6 years ago

i gonna burst out laughing

11points

#54

We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day

Final score:

107points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

This is actually so powerful. Not all heroes wear capes.

15points

#55

He's Gay

Final score:

95points

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Romenriel 6 years ago

The signs of that guy in the middle is really mean. I can't believe someone could write it and still call himself Christian!

91points

#56

Donny's Got A Sugar Vladdy

Final score:

95points

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Soozie Poozie 6 years ago

Hilarious!!

11points

#57

Who Do We Gotta Blow To Release Trump's Tax Returns

Final score:

94points

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Master Markus 6 years ago

I accidentally read that as "blow up". A significantly... different message.

26points

#58

Happyjust Engaged But Still Outraged

Final score:

94points

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Unigi 6 years ago

Omg this one is so cute, all I can see is my bestfriend and their(they are gender fluid) girlfriend in the near future!

22points

#59

We Shall Overcomb!

Final score:

92points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

HAHA! Nice lips!

32points

#60

Gay Marriage Will Ruin My Relationship Not Yours!

Final score:

88points

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Monica Michelle 6 years ago

I can not understand why anyone would fight so hard and spend so much money against something that does not affect them. Maybe do something about poverty with that time and money. Something "The Prince of Peace" would do....

33points

#61

Dorothy Left Kansas For A Reason

Final score:

80points

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Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

Nice touch. At the beginning of the Wizard of Oz the scenes are all shot in black and white.

13points

#62

Nolonger Getting Over It!

Final score:

78points

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Joni Nelis 6 years ago

looking fab darling! :)

22points

#63

It Aint No Lie Baby I'm Bi Bi Bi

Final score:

77points

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Puglover7 Lol 6 years ago

What makes him greedy. You are being rude. God does not hate gays,bi,lesbian,or anyone he loves everyone for who they are . I am 12 years old and am most likely having to explain to an adult that there acting like a two year old. Actually... that’s offensive to two year olds your just an a*s . I have a best friend who recently came out . She just got out of the hospital because she slit her wrists due to people like you. She lost her mother due to cancer and is very depressed if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it all.

51points