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June is Pride Month, with marches and festivals taking place in many places around the world. While the fight for freedom, acceptance, and protection is far from won in many places, it is still a time of celebration, fun, and outrageous color and glamor, something that the LGBTQ+ community does extremely well!
Something else the community does well is being hysterically funny. In this list compiled by Bored Panda, you'll see some of our favorite funny and witty pride captions made just for the occasion, and they are sure to have you chuckling along, too, regardless of your sexual orientation.
Scroll down to check them out for yourself below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite pride captions!
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#1
I'm Cool With It
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Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle
#3
82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through
Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
What, are you telling us it's not just a phase?! Who'd have thought! (BTW, good on you - old, fit, out, and proud!)
How Do You Come Up With Funny Pride Captions?
Thinking of attending a pride parade in support of your friends or thinking of the perfect pride captions to share your views? We get it; it’s quite a daunting task to come up with something ingeniously witty! But no worries are needed, as we found a couple of tips that might help you here:
Understand the topic. Learn the nuances of LGBTQ+ culture and issues. That way, you can craft relevant and respectful pride captions.
Use humor. The LGBTQ+ community is known for their incredible wit, so don't be shy about trying to match that! After all, funny Pride Month captions catch the most attention.
Keep it positive. While humor is an essential part of Pride Month captions, be sure that your jokes are essentially positive and inclusive. Nobody wants a Debbie Downer in their ranks!
Experiment and have fun. Don’t be afraid of experimenting with your pride captions. By letting your creativity run free, you might discover something unexpectedly ingenious.
Keep these tips in mind, and we are sure you’ll construct the most flamboyant, wittiest, and brightest pride captions to ever grace a Parade. Still, if you need a bit more inspiration, take a look at the funny pride captions on this list.
#4
If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies
#5
Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married
#6
If God Hates Gays Why Are We So Cute
#7
Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine
Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
And his mother had never slept with a man and conceived by IVF...
#8
Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It
#9
If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
#10
Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You
#11
The Gay Agenda
#12
I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows
#13
I Was Born Gay, You Were Taught Religion
#14
If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married
#15
Please Don't Divorce My Dads
#16
Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
There are also the bits about owning slaves, and beating wives - nicely, of course...
#17
Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away
#18
As Jesus Said About Gay People:
Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
In a just world that's all that should need to be said by a religion about gay people.
#19
Cuz Only Very Fragile Egos Fear Equality
#20
It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?
Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
Seriously, at least some of them are, and are in vociferous denial.
#21
If I Can't Marry My Boyfriend Then I'll Marry Your Daughter!
#22
I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have The Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us
Lizard Queen 6 years ago
This is a quote from Kinky Friedman when he ran for governor of Texas. Kinky should run for president!
#23
Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin
#24
Who Do You Think Designed Your Wedding Dress?
Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago
I know, right! I watch "Say Yes to the Dress" in Manhattan just to see Randy show his Fairy Godmother powers off!
#26
Guys, I Said I Have Figs
#27
Being Straight Was My Phase
Calypso poet 6 years ago
Great picture of Cleveland lakefront. Doesn’t look like s**t as it usually does.
#28
Hi Mom Guess What
#29
#1 Threat To America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
#30
Simba Was Raised By 2 Guys And He Turned Out Fine
#31
You Get A Marriage. You Get A Marriage. Everybody Gets A Marriage
#32
Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small
#33
Kim + Kanye Can Name A Child North West And I Can't Get Married?!
#34
Evil Gay Agenda: Love, Monogamy, Family, Puppies
#35
3 Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry
Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago
HAHAHAHA! The U.S. could afford free healthcare AND free higher education!
#36
The Westboro Baptist Church Should Drink The Kool-Aid Already
#37
My Mom Is Seeking A Husband For Me, Anyone?
#38
Don't Mess With Dumbledore's Rights
#39
Gay By Birth, Fabulous By Choice
#40
Straight? So Is Spaghetti, Until You Heat It Up
#41
If Liza Can Marry Two Gay Man, Why Can't I Marry One?
#42
If Hillary Was President We'd All Be At Brunch Right Now
#43
God Said Adam + Eve. So I Did Both
#44
The Safeword Is Covfefe
#45
No Matter Who U Love Make Sure Love Makes U Grow
#46
Would You Rather I Marry Your Daughter?
#47
Married 4 Years - Longer Than Britney Spears
#48
These Guys Are Wrong (God Loves You)
#49
You're Making Ellen Sad
#50
Please Pay No Attetion To My Loud-Mouthed Boyfriend
#52
I Liked It, But I Couldn't Put A Ring On It!
#53
Somewhere Over The Rainbow July Garland Is Waiting To Slap Your Narrowminded A** Upside The Head
#54
We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day
#55
He's Gay
#57
Who Do We Gotta Blow To Release Trump's Tax Returns
Master Markus 6 years ago
I accidentally read that as "blow up". A significantly... different message.
#58
Happyjust Engaged But Still Outraged
#60
Gay Marriage Will Ruin My Relationship Not Yours!
Monica Michelle 6 years ago
I can not understand why anyone would fight so hard and spend so much money against something that does not affect them. Maybe do something about poverty with that time and money. Something "The Prince of Peace" would do....
#61
Dorothy Left Kansas For A Reason
Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
Nice touch. At the beginning of the Wizard of Oz the scenes are all shot in black and white.
#62
Nolonger Getting Over It!
#63
It Aint No Lie Baby I'm Bi Bi Bi
Puglover7 Lol 6 years ago
What makes him greedy. You are being rude. God does not hate gays,bi,lesbian,or anyone he loves everyone for who they are . I am 12 years old and am most likely having to explain to an adult that there acting like a two year old. Actually... that’s offensive to two year olds your just an a*s . I have a best friend who recently came out . She just got out of the hospital because she slit her wrists due to people like you. She lost her mother due to cancer and is very depressed if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it all.
#64
Don't Act Like You're Not Turned On
#65
Dear Pope, Thank You For Allowing Hiv To Spread, Discrimination Against Women, Opposing Gay Marriage And Covering For Pedophiles. Just Kidding, Please Stop
Master Markus 6 years ago
Tim Minchin has a good song for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0
#66
The Gay Agenda
#67
I Have A Sign
#68
Attention Heterosexuals: We Want To Be Miserable, Too
#69
God Hates Signs
Oliver Gloxin 6 years ago
Parents should be ashamed of using their children for a political agenda.
#70
America Can Do Better Than Trump. While We're At It... Gays Can Do Better Than House Music
#71
Binaries Are For Computers
#72
God Made Me Queer
#73
When Are You Gonna Tell Your Parents You Are Straight
#74
Tuck Frump
#76
Harry Potter Thaught Us That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
#77
Queer And Unapologetic
#78
Homo Phobo Can Suck Mu D*ck
#80
Nooo, Nooo Trump Afuera
#81
Even I'm Woke!
#82
Ugh. Where Do I Even Start?
#83
Forget The Pooch. Where's The Hooch?
#86
Capitalism Will Kill Us All. Gender Is Fake. Eat Garbage. Be Free
#88
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Master Markus 6 years ago
William, Polygamy doesn't hurt anyone as long as everyone agrees with it. Bigamy is marrying someone while you're already married, which I guess falls under the same category, though I'm not sure of the legality.
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Lidee Moril 6 years ago
I prefer these guys/gals/whatevers over people who believe in fairytales and conservative snowflakes any day....
Read Lead 6 years ago
As you can tell by my name, I'm a giant homophobe, and I can confirm, I found these hilarious. Wait, did I say homophobe? I meant homophone! My name isn't pronounced Read Lead, it's pronounced Read Lead. Only an idiot would be a homophobe.
Just a Purpler 6 years ago
...What does your comment even say XD I'm so confused haha....
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Master Markus 6 years ago
William, Polygamy doesn't hurt anyone as long as everyone agrees with it. Bigamy is marrying someone while you're already married, which I guess falls under the same category, though I'm not sure of the legality.
Load More Replies... Lidee Moril 6 years ago
I prefer these guys/gals/whatevers over people who believe in fairytales and conservative snowflakes any day....
Read Lead 6 years ago
As you can tell by my name, I'm a giant homophobe, and I can confirm, I found these hilarious. Wait, did I say homophobe? I meant homophone! My name isn't pronounced Read Lead, it's pronounced Read Lead. Only an idiot would be a homophobe.
Just a Purpler 6 years ago
...What does your comment even say XD I'm so confused haha....
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