Amen brother! It's like a meme I've seen a few times. God will give us all we need, but don't expect it to come to you like a special object in a video game, hovering above the table with a ring of light around it. When-the-H...50aac1.jpg

Yes, if 'God' sends help in the form of science then listen..

This is the dumbest thing I've read today. Yes, your mythological "god" created these diseases then was kind enough to create people to create a vaccine.

Finally, dogma based on common sense!

A flood was rising, but there was an old man who didn't want to leave his house. A police car came by & offered to give him a ride to shelter. He said, "No, God will save me." Then a boat came by to offer him a ride. He said "No, God will save me." Then as he was on top of the roof, a helicopter came by to offer him a ride, and he said "No, God will save me." He finally drowned & went to heaven. He asked God, "I believed in you! Why did you let me die?" God said, "Well, I sent a car, a boat & a helicopter! What more do you want?"

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I'd vote for that.

But women are too dumb to make such important decisions! /s

To be honest, the first one is a good advice. And knowing someone is giving you a wrong number instead of guessing should lead you to : a)abandon further interaction with said person b)investigate what you did to make her feel that way and try to be a better / more interesting / less creepy person.

My Southern Baptist MIL has gone from pretending that I don't exist, (even to my face,) to occasionally asking about me and referring to me as, "that guy you live with." It's honestly a step in the right direction and it only took 20 years.

Well that’s not a lie….

I’ve ALWAYS thought this! Make this happen 100%, it can work with other abandoned buildings too

My mind goes to bulldozer.

To be fair, the UK is holding on by it's fingertips at the moment and it's really only the doctors and fantastic nurses in the hospitals holding it together at the moment.

So heartwarming and heartbreaking. Kids can be so cruel

Good on them for playing the system though

Shhhhh,,,,,, Let the billionaires blast themselves into space. While they're gone, it's a great chance to unionize.

You should be giving everyone on the team a raise equivalent to the managers salary divided amongst them

Plus, getting shots at the bar is a lot better than at the school.

"Disturbing costumers"? So they were disturbing people whose job it is to maintain and dress actors in the wardrobe of a movie, TV show or play?

Yes! Especially if he leads the way and takes his bestest, mostest friends with him. We'll give him.... uh... a special trophy or NFT of a trophy or something to memorialize his special leadership.

So much this. Usually, when someone says the IT guy is "being a d**k" what that really means is they're asking basic questions to cover all the bases because they've been thru that kind of sh1t before, but the person being asked decided to take it as an insult to their intelligence.

I had an emergency surgery this year. I pay almost $500 a month for my insurance. It still cost me nearly $10,000. With insurance!! Without insurance, the surgery was almost 125k. Absolutely outrageous.

Well you know they’d low-key be arrested but oh well maybe they was makin a cuppa

what is hilarious about this???

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you will not always have a calculator in your pocket... ah well..

I wonder who he voted for in the last presidential election

I don’t get the US system. Is it not taken out weekly for salaried employees? Are there not tax brackets?

Lead in the atmosphere too!

love it when my name is used in normal conversation

Apparently our major supermarkets staff are having a strike this coming weekend and Friday. Record inflation after record profits and no pay raises for the workers expected along with their customers to survive paying even more for groceries after a record profits year. Good for the workers, strike away, I'm joining them by only buying at local markets and small family owned grocers for the duration and maybe if the big supermarkets do the right thing, maybe, I'll come back for the sake of my fellow working class battlers.

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God bless Tyler. He's doing his best and probably texting his girlfriend the whole time, too.

Remember the old days when kings would ride off into battle, leading the charge of their lords and noblemen? Lets try that again but include corporate executives since they are sort of the modern aristocracy now. Pay per view it, even.

I remember people saying they felt like the Jewish people during WWII and if this isn't the peak of being privilidged then I don't know what is (i.e. when you have it so good that oblidgated to uphold medical advice makes you feel oppressed like a people being eradicated during a world war).

Or shoot up a shopping mall.

Who even told on you????

Oh, yes, the middle class life... A German politician in the not so distant past described himself as "middle class" while owning a private plane and making 1.5 millon a year. So it comes down to a matter of definition.

This is the same guy who thinks he knows enough about programming to micromanage the people who are trying to develop self-driving technology for him.

This is what happens when you're so uneducated, you don't realise how uneducated you are ☹️