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For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.

So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

#1

God Has Protected Me

God Has Protected Me

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    Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

    Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

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    #3

    Why Stop There?

    Why Stop There?

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    Fake Number

    Fake Number

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    #5

    Some People Change

    Some People Change

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Southern Baptist MIL has gone from pretending that I don't exist, (even to my face,) to occasionally asking about me and referring to me as, "that guy you live with." It's honestly a step in the right direction and it only took 20 years.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was initially on the fence about LGBTQ+ rights. She changed her mind when I told her that I supported them, because if I had a child, I wouldn't care what gender their partner was as long as they were happy. Good thing too, since my sister later realized she was gay.

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad realized the benefit of a gay son is that he might get an even better son-in-law.

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this so much. So much nastiness going on right now they l almost teared up a bit from hearing something that is just good.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that hellfire he's threatening isn't very effective if you're drenched.

    Deery Lou
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww that's so sweet, i'm glad your father has changed for the better :)

    cyclonick295
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my closest friends recently told her parents, who are very conservative in their beliefs, that I was gay. I've known the entire family since I was a child but never felt the need to tell them. It made me so happy when they let me know they still love me want me to be happy 😊

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can change their ideas about things and it is awesome!!

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad he learned some more from the Bible like, "Love thy neighbor. Do onto others ect."

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally... there is something really powerful in a person willing to grow and change and update their opinions on things. Being able to change is truly under rated!!!

    Louby Of Morrowind
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy ending. I read the first bit and was once again disappointed in humans, then in the second half...faith restored

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is the biggest issue some people have these days. Cancel culture is called because we don't allow people to grow, learn and be better people. Whilst some of it is justified a lot of it is also. They said this so many years ago, get rid of them

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is a legend. It’s hard for people to change their beliefs, especially where religion is involved, and for him to change this much shows that not only does he love you more than you could have imagined 10 years ago but he also respects you and loves your partner. You couldn’t ask for a better dad.

    Jeannie Miller
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No change. He just loves you more than he loves a fictional god

    Snake Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    The Retirement Age

    The Retirement Age

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    Dead Malls

    Dead Malls

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    Heavy Machinery

    Heavy Machinery

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    #9

    "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

    "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

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    #10

    This Dad Has One Great Son

    This Dad Has One Great Son

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    Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

    Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

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    Basics Of Billionaires …

    Basics Of Billionaires …

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    #13

    Management

    Management

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    #14

    There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

    There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

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    No Narcs

    No Narcs

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    #16

    I Wholeheartedly Approve

    I Wholeheartedly Approve

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    Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

    Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

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    Burn It All Down….m4a Now

    Burn It All Down….m4a Now

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    #19

    People Are Morons

    People Are Morons

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    #20

    Parenting Boys

    Parenting Boys

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    #21

    Real Money

    Real Money

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    #22

    I’d Like To See It

    I’d Like To See It

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    #23

    This Tweet Is So Accurate

    This Tweet Is So Accurate

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    #24

    Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

    Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

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    #25

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

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    #26

    It Never Ends

    It Never Ends

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    #27

    Let’s Tell The Whole Truth

    Let’s Tell The Whole Truth

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    #28

    Lol 🤣

    Lol 🤣

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    #29

    She Is 19. Leo Is 48

    She Is 19. Leo Is 48

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    #30

    But I'll Still Tell Him

    But I'll Still Tell Him

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    #31

    Beware

    Beware

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    Literally No One

    Literally No One

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    Works Like A Charm

    Works Like A Charm

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    One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity

    One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity

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    Things Have Changed

    Things Have Changed

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    Oooooffff

    Oooooffff

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    #37

    Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

    Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

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