Typical 'Mum' post on Facebook 😏

This kid is going places.

Let it go, already.

I'm having to relearn everything that we never use in daily life. Like scalene triangles. I assured my son he only needed to retain that info for a minute because it will never be used again. Until he has kids and they need to learn it.

LOL!!

You fold all your clothes? Interesting concept... Mine is in a constantly rotating pile on/off the coach.

Seems like I've been doing grown up things for a loooong time

I got a C- on an exam for Spanish II. And I'm not even upset.

I share your pain. Sometimes sentences have 20 starts and 0 to 1 endings...

Homeschooling is a nightmare, I can't wait til the kids can back to school. Hopefully in 2 weeks time.

Mine habitually calls himself Garfield and demands lasagna at least every two weeks (+leftovers for the freezer)

Costco sells a tomato-based vegetable soup with oregano in it that I named pizza soup and suddenly my kids went from sometimes maybe eating it, to asking for it.

This is now my new name for lasagna

It's spaghetti cake.

Whoa, no wonder you're having such a bad time during lockup! In my times were: eat it or make your own............. i was 5. But when i learned to cook (my way) my dad told my mom that i turned a better cook than her.......... the look that she gave me still haunts me. And this was from the same man that said that i didn't have any right to question or opinion in 'his' house.

Omelet is egg pizza, in case you need some variety

I call it Basagnee -llike my daughter used to do. now she's a grownup and won't play.

I need to try that.

But take away the video games my mom made us go outside everyday.

Please stop the kid from watching FOX News.

For a second I forgot crowbars were a thing and I was like...? A bar for hitting crows, a bar for crows to stand on, or a bar where crows go to drink?

Aw, that's sweet! (rimshot, please)

I wonder if Alexa will snap one day, and become skynet

Kids in a nutshell XD my son insisted his shirt had "back buttons" and was indeed the right way round, then casually changed his shirt not long thereafter for one "he liked better" (and this one had front buttons!)

I sometimes say to my daughter "since your already up, can you please turn the light on, or get me a drink etc" lol.

Raising kids can turn teetotalers into drinkers.

I did this to my dad when he was sleeping. He went to the store and wondered why everyone was looking at him so strangely. I was 4

its the opposite EVERY day for me. Any time my butt hits the terlet seat there is something very pertinent (cheese stick opened) that needs to be taken care of RIGHT NOW!

Hahahaha omg literally loling

This has become my house, at a point now where food is food, no matter what time of day it is. We had cake for breakfast this morning 🤷

LOL.

She had it coming always being so mean to George and Susie sheep.

Appreciate that sweet beauty of when he's asleep, I do! Also I get my parents to read him a bedtime story on video chat on Fridays, I get 30 mins or so of him chatting away to them

Nope, this Mum does English & spelling.

I sure as hell hope this was photoshopped!

Lol