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One of my favorite things about visiting English-speaking countries is being able to eavesdrop as much as my heart desires. Forget having a conversation with whoever I’m sipping coffee with, I want to hear about the woman two tables away who’s spilling all of the tea on her toxic ex-boyfriend!

And apparently, I’m not the only one who loves a healthy dose of eavesdropping, because there are several Instagram accounts fully dedicated to it. Below, you’ll find some of our favorite recent posts from Overheard New York, as well as a conversation with Adam Groffman of Travels of Adam. Enjoy reading through these hilarious conversations, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to move to the Big Apple!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they still haven't figured out that having control of the building doesn't give you control of that branch of the govt.

Rahb in Oz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumb as a box of rocks, but at least rocks aren't violent insurrectionists.

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John Harrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must not be talking about President Donny. He's the only Trump supporter that day that never showed up at the Capitol.

Marilyn Russell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh - I’m Canadian and I was horrified by their actions. Still can’t believe they were all righteously feeling like what they were doing was okay, and would prove some point. No, you just looked like looters and vandals.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a friend's ex on TV that day walking through the door of the Capitol. Yup, dropped that dime in a heartbeat.

Brandon Walker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hard time thinking storming the capitol is a bigger piece of s**t move than abusing your family, but I guess if that's their priorities

whiterabbit
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea but the millions of dollars in damages, many businesses looted and multiple people murdered that summer by BLM and antifa rioters was ok? What a joke.

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After Ray Epps invited them in ? Oh never mind willfully uninformed

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The ex could be friends with the Kanye-voter of #14 :)

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no one stormed the capitol morons. they were let in...

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Same thing could be said if he was part of CHOP, the insurrection in Seattle democrats allowed for weeks.

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Oh the FED and Antifa led "insurrection" with all the people magically coming out underneath the staircase?

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New York is like no other city in the world. Where else can you see Central Park, a rat stealing a slice of pizza, the Empire State Building, the Met, and eat the most delicious bagel you’ve ever had in your life? This concrete jungle is full of opportunities, nearly 19 million people and, of course, billions of conversations that are worth overhearing. So if you haven’t yet been able to take a trip to New York yourself, you’re in luck! You can get the full experience by reading through Overheard New York on Instagram.

This account, which has amassed a whopping 1.6 million followers, details what it’s like to stroll down the streets of New York. Well, I guess the locals don’t stroll, they power walk. And if you really want to nail the ambiance, play some loud, taxi honking sounds in the background as you scroll through this list. And if NYC isn't your scene, don't fret. Overheard HQ has eavesdroppers all over the place. So if you live in New York, LA, San Francisco, Austin or London, be careful what you say in public! 

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Have you ever done that thing where you heard someone walking by say something ridiculous or obnoxious and immediately (once they were out of earshot) you repeated what they said? I have done this countless times, perfectly in sync with one of my brothers or my partner, and it never gets old. The joy of overhearing something bizarre or something you don’t think you should have heard in the first place is so palpable. But why is that?

Well, when it comes to why we love eavesdropping so much, scientists say that sometimes, we actually just can’t resist. Apparently, when we hear one side of a conversation in particular, such as when someone is speaking on the phone in public, we are drawn to listening to them out of curiosity. Who’s on the other line? What are they saying? We want to fill in the gaps, and trying to figure out how juicy the conversation is is much more exciting than simply hearing both sides.   

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To learn more about what it’s like to live in a city of eavesdroppers, we reached out to travel blogger and resident of New York, Adam Groffman. “I've overheard some truly bizarre and head-turning conversations in NYC,” Adam told Bored Panda. “I've submitted a handful [to Overheard NYC], usually right in the moment when I've heard it.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard that about cars. "Anyone slower me is just a stupid snail and anyone faster is a dangerous idiot."

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Adam also says fellow New Yorkers have definitely caught him saying things that could have easily been posted on Overheard NYC. “Half the reason I follow the account is because I'm interested in knowing what other New Yorkers are talking about in private, and the other half is because I'm worried someone heard something I said,” the blogger admitted.

“I know eavesdropping and listening in on other people's conversations might seem weird, but in NYC, it's just a way of life,” Adam explained. “We're naturally curious - we ask questions and have no shame in enquiring what other people are doing or thinking. Consider the fact that we passed this NYC salary transparency law - our curiosity in how much people make has literally made it into law.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They draw powerball Wednesday..... Thin I could borrow your darling proph-....ahem son... Yeah darling son?

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Adam also hypothesizes that the reason New Yorkers love eavesdropping is because they live in such a crowded city. “Our apartment windows look into each other’s; I can hear my neighbors through the walls. Our sidewalks are full of tourists and locals and Citi Bike riders and delivery drivers and postal workers and couriers,” he told Bored Panda. “We're on top of each other, so of course we're going to hear (and listen in) on what everyone's saying.”

If you’d like to learn more about Adam or keep up with his adventures in NYC, be sure to visit Travels of Adam!

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Eavesdropping may seem rude at times, but according to Alison Jane Martingano, PhD, the habit might actually come with surprising benefits. Martingano wrote a piece for Psychology Today explaining how one experiment, featuring a diverse group of 86 New Yorkers, found that eavesdropping can be great for our theory of mind skills. “Eavesdroppers outperformed the interlocutors on both ToM measures,” Martingano writes. “Eavesdroppers were able to identify more emotions from the pictures of eyes correctly and were more likely to understand what Richard was thinking compared to interlocutors. These results suggest that eavesdropping can indeed be beneficial for social cognition.”

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“As our world becomes more interconnected, understanding and empathizing with others is more crucial than ever,” Martingano continued. “Enhancing our ToM abilities through listening can help forge stronger social connections, promote cooperation, and foster a more empathetic world. So next time you find yourself eavesdropping, remember—you might just be exercising your hidden superpower.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a picnic in Spain once. We each had to go to the market and get something to eat; ham, bread, cheese, etc. My friend came back with a half kilo of butter because he thought 'manteca' was a type of cheese.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! This is why we need pockets that we can fit more than a spec of dust in!

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We hope you’re enjoying these juicy and hilarious snippets from the lives of New Yorkers, pandas. Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share any other silly conversations you’ve overheard in NY or your own city in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring Overheard New York, you can find our previous editions here, here and here!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k off is the perfect response to quite a lot of things. It's a highly versatile word.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you know a similar thing happened with my uncle and aunt. Neither are gay but they divorced a few months ago but now they still talk and they are friends. This is also good because they have kids aged 10 and 7 so the experience is not too bad for them 💔

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think all he had to do was drop it in a Post Office drop off box. Still considerate, though.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Later: boss: “why does it say ‘renamed ‘Tacos’’ under ‘drinks’?”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Benefit of having an ugly boyfriend: Harder for him to cheat! (And people say I'm bad at selling myself...)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would answer: "Only if you don't have any real beer?" 😉 Greetings from Germany. 👋😁

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we all need to make friends with the Sanitation Employees. They know when and where the good stuff gets tossed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much death due to those two kids. Whole thing took place over a week.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Self checkout sucks for one reason that when a spec of dust goes ont he weighing thing than you need staff permission to go on

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is wrong. Donuts are made to be eaten. Eat them. Eat the donuts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a conversation I often imagine myself, when I think how can she be with him and He’s a jerk and bully

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It feels wierd to say it like this, but that woman has Big D**k Energy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm far enough down the list where people are just telling jokes but formatting it to look like a real conversation.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ricotta toast with caramelized tomatoes was described as 'to die for' by friends. *zipp* 😉

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Secret Florida insider tip: When dealing with New Yorkers who have moved to / vacation in Florida, the trick is to push back against their rudeness one time. They'll respect it, and, like magic, now you're buddies. If you never push back, they'll keep bullying you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! A deal breaker for me before I married my husband was to make sure he voted in every election. He does. I'm not living with someone who doesn't take that power seriously.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fellas, here's how it's done: After she says she doesn't really use instagram, you pause, waiting expectantly. Just a for a moment. If she doesn't volunteer some other contact info, you thank her politely and move on.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes! I grew up in Chicago - the part on the Indiana side of the state line.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to google it. For all non-americans: Hamptons is 'posh countryside'.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone from LA... I mean, yeah? We're chill in Cali. That's kind of our thing out west. XD

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