This post is making me feel good about my English skills. It's my second language.

One time I Said "ejaculation seat" instead of "ejection seat" when I was 13. So mortifying. So bad.

Most of these are a result of either voice-to-text, or autocorrect. Edit: yes I know people are capable of dumb mistakes even without those, I'm a professional editor/proof reader...

My BIL (28) just recently found out chest of drawers isn't Chester drawers.

Ahhh, I feel like I just walked through the craft aisle in Hobby Lobby. I feel GOOD. These were as splendid as intentional word play XD

Are these auto correct or voice recognition failures? Some of them look like subtitles on live TV.

I feel like people who read are much less inclined to make mistakes like these. When you see words and phrases spelled out in black and white, you can't help but learn the right way. Non-readers may never see terms in print so just jump to the nearest conclusion their ears can point them to. Still, it would be nice if it at least made some kind of sense.

A few hours earlier I texted my friend “give me a sex” while I meant “give me a sec”

Reagan discontinued free/affordable college bc he knew that an educated population is harder to control. And here we are.