Nothing but GREED!

Makes perfect sense. However, corporate capitalists don’t believe in sensible solutions. They’d rather waste money getting another corporation to come in and “study” their company, meaning they will just sit down with other management and not actually lower themselves to talk to non-management employees, then give them a bunch of b******t ideas how to make it “better”—-ideas that just make it worse for everyone. Except for management, of course. They’ll just give themselves raises and bonuses after laying off half the workforce right before Thanksgiving or Christmas.

That has to be the most amazing story that clown will ever tell. Lol

you wet wipe - tommy

Amen

Its our job to live the parts of life our betters don't want to live, while they take all the best parts of our life for themselves. Its called capitalism and we are the ones being capitalized upon.

…sounds like a pyramid scheme to me

I don’t miss covid, but BOY do I miss quarantine

Fired for making fun of the company? Thought the US was the land of the free 😝 (assumingUS from the language…)

random but I love Zoolander 😭 such a funny movie lmao

I sang it outloud. 🤷‍♀️

Totally unhinged, but I like it.

I went to a place to apply. The clown hiring said, "here's our contract to sign". I read it instead and saw a dozen red flags, so I decided to leave. The clown demanded I explain why I don't want the job, proving why I was right to walk. Then it refused to unlock the security door until I started calling the local equivalent of 911.

The lesson I get here is: the law is far too lenient. He should have been banned from driving after his second DUI. I actually think the first should be the last, but all the "goodies" in the world will claim "everybody deserves a second opportunity". Ok, if he didn't kill anybody the first time, let's give the a*****e a second opportunity to kill an innocent while drunk driving.

Good advice.

I can only imagine explaining that at the funeral. "Were you his friend?" "No, I want his job, so I'm making sure he's definitely dead."

Then later they'd be fired because everyone else uses 100% kidney function but it seems like he's only managing 50% but thanks for your service. Don't put us on your resume.

So you agree? This corporation sucks?

I really don't think that most people look down on these jobs, only some loud and biased and stupid people. A person with average intelligence and education should know that those are some of the most important jobs.

I wouldn't want to work for anyone who would say "your fired" instead of "You're fired"!

I just started a new job and everything my boss says sounds exactly like this. :)

I was once asked by a client if I was asking myself for a professional opinion.

Truth. There are heirs and there are dreamers.

Good thing companies can't do anything against unions here in Germany, though the system is way different from US unions as well

Tiz but a minor scratch

This is beyond cheap. Actually, it's taking the p**s.

This is great I'd be kicked out in 15 seconds

if they can talk and cook, maybe they can live longer?

Poor dude. He obviously fell for it hook, line, and sinker.