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While spending a lot of time with kids, NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so amused by some of the things kids say, she teamed up with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, to create an Instagram account called Live from Snack Time to document them. They wanted to help adults understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud as they constantly take in new information and solve problems. And it worked. The wholesome, ridiculous, and funny quotes immediately resonated with the Internet.

The last time we wrote about Live from Snack Time, it had about 100K followers. Fast forward a couple of months and now their fanbase is 281K big. Alyssa believes that "Children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant", and it perfectly shows in the funny sayings she shares. Continue scrolling and have a look for yourself!

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Up All Night
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why tf do you have the name of a serial killer?!

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my, I might borrow this one too. Hopefully never, but you never know. ♡

Isa
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First degree burn from a 6 y.o...

Christina Uhlir
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe a six-year old would choose these particular words to express his/her dislike of an adult.

Shelley Russell
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could apply this logic in my life

Ryan Baker
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what the context was

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At first, Alyssa ran Live From Snack Time! anonymously. "My students were asking brilliant questions and their thoughts and comments were so pure. Honest kids say all the things we wish we could," she told Bored Panda. "Sure, the kids' quotes are sometimes hilarious, but there is also so much meaning, anxiety, curiosity, and joy behind them. It’s fascinating as much as it is entertaining and I really wanted to encourage people to actually listen to these smart kids."

Soon after she launched the project, her good friend Greg Dunbar started designing the funny sayings for Instagram. At the same time, their followers began sending them quotes from the mouths of their own funny kids and students, so the two friends decided to share submissions as well. 5 years later, the quotes we see on Live From Snack Time! are largely submitted from people around the world.

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    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I can't believe a six-year old would express himself/herself in these words.

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all so innocent and pure.. 💖💖💖💖

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all are born innocent and pure....and then we are raised "up".

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Specially after a day with 2 kids asking 200 questions per minute.

    Lisa Pockat Bork
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Especially when my boss is around!

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    Alyssa and Greg have realized through this process that the things kids say are just so relatable. "Some quotes are perfect for a quick laugh, while others have so much heart and are exactly what you need after a long, exhausting workday. Kids have questions and comments about every topic you could imagine. Our goal is for adults to take these comments seriously, address the big feelings and wild questions, and still laugh along the way!" They think people have been responding so well to their content because it's light-hearted, pure, and honest.

    Live From Snack Time! gets around 100 submissions per week, but they've seen such a boost recently (as you can imagine) with parents being around their kids a bit more due to the pandemic. "We're also fascinated that these submissions literally come from all over the world. Just this week we had submissions from the US, Canada, Australia, UK, New Zealand, Thailand, Finland, Italy, Maldives, South Africa, and Uganda."

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 6 year olds are wiser than the rest of us.

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owwww..... This one is so sweet and endearing.

    fainasKeturatis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care how old is anonymous but that's what being an adult is like to me. There must be lots of little adults who get childish due so-called "adults" influence.

    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one really smart kid. We need more people like him.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a bumper sticker from a spice dealer in Wisconsin....

    Isaac Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Physical age: 6. Mental age: 60.

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    "We get such a wide variety of quotes, we do our best to find ones that we know will make people laugh or smile. We also sometimes try to pare submissions to things that are happening in pop culture and the world which sometimes sheds a light on topics that are resonating with kids around the globe," Alyssa explained.

    Alyssa added that they hope to keep people laughing, grounded, and connected during this uncertain and scary time. "It's fascinating to read kids from Australia or Africa saying the same things as kids in the United States. Turns out we're not so different after all! What a concept!"

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    Jim Kang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sweet its giving me cavities.

    SilverFoX
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

    Jazmin Hernandez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make my heart so happy?!

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaw how else can you tell someone you don't know enough words to express your love for someone else..

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priceless, I will use it, my hands are small !!!

    Gutsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But your heart is HUGE!

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's to all the hangry kids.

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In these times, it seems that children are deep thinkers !!!

    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! finally someone who understands me :D

    Ted Winsor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not mad im just telling you.

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I actually feel better.

    Batwench
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saved themselves a fortune in medschool LOL

    Maureen Kusmierczak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can all learn a lesson from this ten year old

    Spiritlifter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Just wow. This kid will grow up to be a philosopher.

    Judith Wilson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can apply the second quote to any situation anywhere in the universe. Always true.

    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will make a good doctor. Like House.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will forever call parmesan glitter. Thanks kid!

    Baali Venomax
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone described it as Pasta Sugar a few months back and thats what I refer to it as now :D

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better. It is like glitter for much food. Just like freshly grinded pepper!

    Melody Lanzatella
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive always called it "Shake Cheese" anyone else?

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they checked the submitted quotes for authenticity, if possible?

    CharliAnn Olney
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    Best kind of glitter, EDIBLE!

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    Isa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am shocked that I can identify myself with a 2 y.o....

    MēlCakeUwU
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at the mcdonalds drive thru

    Junebug04
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *everyone who lives alone during quarantine*

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a I'm too sexy parody coming....

    Animal lover❤
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I relate to this a lot?

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Mom, buy more legos!

    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how to start a war in your house.

    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this is a big problem more lego now !

    OLIVIA WESTON
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I think she is probably a little busy in the bedroom👙

    Hendra Lim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes me wonder how many brothers/sisters does she/he has?

    D Gangwere
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Root cause of sibling rivalry: siblings!!!

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    jleitner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but pretty sad to hear from a 4-year old...

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly relatable from a poor little 4 year old.

    Abby Stopps
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This child has a two year old sister

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, kids sure grow up fast these days...

    Isaac Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, there is more where that came from.

    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sad, coming from a 4 year old.

    CharliAnn Olney
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    Reality - what a concept!

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    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better way to handle emotions.

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of a few I'd like to do this to..

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    Bobert Robertson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a well spoken 2 year old.... my 2 year old would say "dada no wipe tears. Me like face water"

    C.S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know exactly why, but this is awesomely poetic and I love it.

    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only cry when it’s raining, that way nobody can tell that I’m crying

    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone ever cried, and then tasted their tears and felt better?

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much was he hurting but felt he couldn't say, I'd like to give him a hug and let him know it's okay to be sad sometimes..

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like someone's last words in a drama-romance :P

    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry is being raised by very inspiring parent(s) to allow him to experience something like this.

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words screw everything up. If you don’t ever speak, you can’t say anything bad. Wise, Cade.

    Cynthia Harnist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly applies to what is happening "here" right now....can someone send that message upstream, if you get my drift.

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    LUCY BALDWIN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right."--Markus Zusak

    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when the words are just bullsh_t like we've been hearing for so long from our questionable leader.

    Pippa Runs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I’d say when high.

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    Jim Kang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except he's no where near as eloquent.

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    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same problem. You can never reach the bit at the back either..

    Lisa Pockat Bork
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my boss. Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!

    Faith Nicole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be used by me in the near future when im told to shut my trap 🤣

    Anne Jackson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wonderful way with words.

    JohnLee Fitchett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future philosopher!!!!💜💜💜💜

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year till I can legally drink 😋

    Lucky Lola
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s how I’m dealing with it, anyway. Would recommend

    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach me how to drink wine Isaac. I shall learn from the master.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good one. *flicks through the catalgoue of drinks I've never had*

    Cathy Proctor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best corona virus advice i have been given!

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    Mark Serbian
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an awesome phrase! Gonna use THAT for sure!

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea when I had this much fun, laughs and more laughs !!!

    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this 4 year old just tell Mommy to pull her head out?! Advanced for the age it seems.

    Jim Kang
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    Maybe it should be use your brain, and not your mouth?

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    Jim Kang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid knows how to work the system.

    ames101
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They found the loophole hahaha

    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid, knowing and asking for what he wants.

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who are bored, this is great, laughter is the best medicine !!!

    Lucy Gray
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me time out today.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree this kid is awesome for having that kind of confidence.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the tangerine toddler.

    arjelio mas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those might have been the "president's" words, I'd keep an eye on that kid!

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already conceited?? Not his/her fault though.

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be something my daughter would say...

    Leandro Aude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like he is not low on self-esteem.

    Faith Nicole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of something Barney (how i met your mother) would say

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    Meeple13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust kids to say the right thing at the right time...

    jleitner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, sounds like the feeling that keeps many relationships going as well...

    Tenay Douglas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have to go back over every post and look for a submitters note

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitute "school" for "work" or "life" and I think we can all relate.

    jleitner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often my view on going to work as well...

    Philip Harang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school yesterday. They must not have done a very good job because they want me to go back again today.

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its like kindergarden in Europe. They just call it school.

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    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can see how a 3 y.o. mind works. Can't comprehend the concept of repeating doing something so utterly boring over and over for no reason.

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get use to it, kid; that's gone be your life for the next 18 to 25 years.

    Amanda Hunter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I know how that feels, they want you to show up the next morning too.

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    Abby Stopps
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beau you are cold enough chili

    Jenni Simpson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all things to aspire to be, why, I wonder, a refrigerator?

    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same kid, but I want to be a chair.

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to be a really cool guy when he's older..

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    Gutsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c'mon....not creepy.....giving the wings back!!!

    Jenna Pearl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airtight logic. Though I'd have preferred it if Simon ASKED TO BORROW the bird's wings in this hypothetical scenario.

    Cathy Proctor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    melted again. thank you Lord for kids.

    Mavia Kainaat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid has goals in life,all set.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, he has a point. Children are experts in reflecting on absud behaviour of adults...

    Jasmina Pavlovic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, it's just the wish to stay healthy. Not a "real" blessing (from God). In Germany they say: "Gesundheit" (Health) instead of God bless ya. 🙂

    Terri Rowland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's simple logical thought that is what it is..

    Baali Venomax
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the wonderful world of literalness. I'm still there, many years later :D

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone says "Bless you", inform them that they do not have the authority to bless people. :D

    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually according to the Holy Bible, anyone does.

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    Markus Weiler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a matter of fact, you can't think in the very moment and that means you are enlightened

    Dutch Vee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in these apocalyptic times...

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    Francis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's why i feel better now since i'm working from home :D

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree it is too peoply out there

    María Hermida
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid! He really needs help to find strategies to cope. I'm an introvert, and I can understand him well.

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, That explains what was wrong all those years I spent sneezing through school!

    Zoe Snyder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus, another introvert was born.

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    Boodle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more of this. But preferably take the carpet after the duet.

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With or without Aladdin? Because I saw that movie, and it was a long way down from that carpet.

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    Isa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Independent, fierce little girl...

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You GO, Grrrl! Boys don't get to have all the fun.

    Cynthia Harnist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fly where...is there a better place, if so, please inform....I am looking...

    theXliner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your name is Jasmine....

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    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your Robert I'll be detective Cops

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This certainly is an authentic comment of a four-year old.

    Jacqui Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Says a kid whose name is......short for Bodhisattva?

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what? this kid does not understand the game lol

    Abigail Nagel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now and forever call the game cops and Roberts

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    Cori
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was somewhere between awake and asleep after a good 10 hours of labor with my youngest and got super irritated when a nurse roused me out of a really great dream about burritos and a margarita. That dream margarita was REALLY good.

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My most common type of day dream.

    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good god I'm drooling.. Another wet dream I guess..

    Vapor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with visions of pizza dancing in their heads

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    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can tell this kid has pulled the "too sick to go to school" card before.

    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only, alas I must defend you and if I stay home you'll want to play cops and Roberts again..

    Jenni Simpson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! I think he or she has the solution. Out of the mouths of babes!

    Cho Chang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't gotta go to work, work, work, work...

    Caroline Overill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this guy when I needed him... or her obvs

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    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endless curiosity is what makes people brilliant.

    Maggie Haggas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too: It can really annoy people as, apparently, I'm supposed to have grown out of this by now; I'm 71 years young!

    Maggie Haggas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, my internet and/or my memory skills are somewhat lacking; this contraption took me walkabout mid-way through so I didn't know the above had been posted twice until it delivered me back here!

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    Maggie Haggas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too: It drives people mad 'cos apparently I'm supposed to have grown out of this by now; I'm 71 years young!

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe, it is an intelligent child, who ask questions !!!

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    Meeple13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would draw bread any day...

    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bread over brother. You made the right choice kid

    Wottermehlon Doge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy prepare for that feeling the rest of your life

    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother looks like bread, huh? Yeah, that's a tough one.

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that age, and my kid brother !!!

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. if only. 😒👌👍🤣😁😒😘😢😃 see what i mean? this is me training my horse

    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right ? How do we do this let me know !

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    Dutch Vee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes are my favourite vegetable, so I like this comment...

    Doctor who?!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and you are my favourite carrot

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    Ellie Ragsdale
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* NOT THE BAD WORDS! ANYTHING BUT THE BAD WORDS!

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, whatever your feelings about "badwords" are, this is beutter than shouting them at people.

    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not alone, little one.

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    Ellie Ragsdale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read "worms" instead of "warm" and I wondered why this kid thought of bangs as "forehead worms"

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    Boodle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me every English lesson

    Ruth oro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughters name is Sophie my nieces name is Monica, my niece got a harmonica and my daughter (3) was upset and said WHY isn't it called a harsophie!!

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    Abigail Nagel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣I am dying of laughter right now

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    Dutch Vee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask your crush if you're in the 'friend zone'...

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goals. Ones to have fun, the other is to have...fun, a different kind of fun.

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    Jasmina Pavlovic
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With your name for sure ... 👸🏻

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Own yourself, be who you want to be.

    European other
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to be a Princess, but I don't fit into the category right now

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly my thoughts almost every day.

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    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 33 years old in spirit but 1000 years old in body.

    slackjack
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Foxxy - I love your comments. Keep 'em coming.

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am dead in spirit and 17 in body :P

    Abigail Nagel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing so hard everything hurts I think I’m dying 🤣🤣

    Dutch Vee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep... reincarnation anyone?

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the best conversations I have had is with myself.

    Michelle Geiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s me and I that are the problem. They are always trying to start stuff!

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she mean it like “I know that” Or like “Person that I know”?

    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago

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    Jim Kang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not as glamorous as it sounds.

    Chris Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to a 4 year old to figure out she can cook her own business

    European other
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called quarantine and it's not as good as it sounds sorry to say

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids version of "Don't call us, we'll call you..."

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    Aliya Clark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good luck sister. dont burn ur fingers

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes one right after the other.

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...On contracts signing your life away for dull underpaying jobs

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    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math back then made my mouth water too, kid

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    Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit better when you get paid to do it as well :)

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    Ryan Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on not pizza day everybody dies then on pizza day everybody comes back to life for pizza and there is no school because pizza

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long term planning. The kid is better at it than some president we know.

    EVCC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is Boxing Day!

    LUCY BALDWIN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa will still be napping from all his hard work.

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    Charlotte Hoyle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...... If Santa maintains social distancing and washes his hands..

    Dutch Vee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that possible with the hundreds, nay thousands of elves he works with yearly?

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Depends on your behaviour, really.

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I was seven (replace he with she, boyfriend with girlfriend)

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think he got a point there...

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    Kat833
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she got this from her mother. "Im so excited schools almost here. Ive about had it with all these kids."

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No teacher likes Christmas break, do you how long it takes to retrain the kids after 2 weeks at home?

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    Louise Durant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said me, to every co-worker, ever.

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    5 years ago

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    I bet you feel little kids. Pedo.

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    arianna kalal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay no 5 year old should be listening to Lizzo

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    Avery S Alberico
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Analyzes the noodles and takes samples on the pasta sauce

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    Ellie Ragsdale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows more about her future plans than I do.

    Lorraine R
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that makes perfect sense.

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    5 years ago

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    This kid cannot simultaneously exist in a world with songs like "Back dat a*s up."

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe when you’re older...maybe if they are socks

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the leftover hair on your head that didn’t fall off will come off in the water and float all around you being scratchy and they will follow you where ever you go because the got stuck to your arms and now you need another shower but wait the water is too hot and it burns the rest of your hair off great now you are bald.

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    LUCY BALDWIN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to smell, want to smell them cooking...

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    Abigail Nagel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I barely made it through all of these I was doing of laughter for every one 🤣🤣🤣