Being the optimist that I am, I would argue that you need to try to befriend it!

Regretti over the spaghetti because your stomach is upsetti

Reality. But I love birthdays haha

Well, technically he did two things on his to do list, since one of his things to do is "tick something off To Do List"...

aw <3

The Books cover says "s**t you will never need in IRL but have 2 learn So that U can do well inschool vol.s " :D

😂

Anything to not have to make a second trip

When they say the sun is good for your health

I wish there really is that website

This on a t-shirt would be wonderful!

Just wasted 10 minutes trying to get a coment for this..

Yes, very polite. So life gives you more. hahah

I would still eat it

Now that is art!!

Omelas

Nice watch

Where can I download this Sick Boi 3000 poster?

Bwahahaha! So me, especially Sunday night. If you sleep, it'll be Monday. Don't sleep yet, don't sleep yet. hahaha

At least the hand is polite!

I relate...

I can definitely relate to that.

It will make your day! 😺

Awe, poor guy, he just wants people to warm up to him

Soon, very soon, social media attention will be more valuable than street drugs

It is about Instagram obsession with many followers.

I don't get it what's that??

Mad eye Moody...

Haha

Meanwhile some people can solve you in 3 seconds

Dattt butttt

Nyahahah really.

Kristen Stewart, is that you?

I think if I saw that irl I would keep it as a pet and name it Harold

0-0 what's leg day

So majestic 😪

NEVER CATCH FEELINGS!!!

yes

Meaningful

Do nut disturb mi donutti or you wil regretti

You're Bendy.

Yes

Lol, all my SHORT jokes r cheesey

*gets a feather and a wand* 'Wingardium leviosa' NUUUUUU

but then you regretti

and that rhymed, Geez!

seem legit, purrfect

So true.

My life is a lie...

Aw man, I wish they where real. I love snakes!

Elton John would be proud

Why did you give up this perfect opportunity to write "bean appetite"

They hate us, coz they a-nus! :P