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At this point, the number combination of 20 and 20, aka 2020, the year the world went nuts, is a joke in itself. And quite a good one. But in case you were out and about on Elon Musk’s SpaceX and haven’t enjoyed all the tragi(comedic) fun that has been going on for the past… since January 1st, we invite you to sit back for an open mic.

We hand-picked the funniest jokes from the r/jokes subreddit that has been getting 500 or more puns, one-liners, and witticisms every day from its 18.9M members. It’s like an online comedy cellar on its own that has been helping people to “Get Your Funny On!” since it was launched in 2008.

This year, however, has been particularly fruitful for r/jokes. I mean, do ya seriously need an explanation why?

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#1

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel.
My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

rickiefowlercr7 Report

Final score:

369points

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#2

The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens.
Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.

selfunimployed Report

Final score:

355points

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#3

My wife left me because I am insecure
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

Nintendant42 Report

Final score:

340points

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#4

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…
2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

albomanthegreat Report

Final score:

317points

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#5

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Obloinator Report

Final score:

306points

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#6

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

JEANSANCHEZ13 Report

Final score:

293points

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#7

America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona
By keeping the first one going

the-koolio Report

Final score:

283points

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#8

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump...
But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

BrainStorm07 Report

Final score:

283points

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#9

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.

DisastrousFrenchGuy Report

Final score:

281points

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#10

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM" I hope that blew your minds

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Final score:

274points

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#11

‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord "‌‌nothing" i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome...
Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells "‌‌gnihton", w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

vpetrychuk Report

Final score:

272points

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#12

What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.

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262points

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#13

They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

Final score:

257points

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#14

Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?
Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

zPureAssassiNz Report

Final score:

248points

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#15

Dude 1: Hey, bro?

Dude 2: Yeah bro?

Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Brochure

lexflexluthor Report

Final score:

247points

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#16

My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz

2020Chapter Report

Final score:

230points

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#17

Today I was invited by a female janitor to smoke some weed at her apartment, but i politley declined.
I can’t deal with high maintenance women.

Havtak16 Report

Final score:

228points

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#18

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther
He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

GeneReddit123 Report

Final score:

225points

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#19

My roommate says our house is haunted
I've been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed [crap]

maracaboi Report

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220points

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#20

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.

EEEEAAAATTTT Report

Final score:

214points

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#21

Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the guy.

HellsJuggernaut Report

Final score:

201points

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#22

My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order
I probably should've stopped when I got to her name

vpetrychuk Report

Final score:

197points

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#23

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired

ElonMuskIsMyWaifu Report

Final score:

186points

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#24

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law.
It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

MohanBhargava Report

Final score:

181points

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#25

I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months......
Whoever [messed] this up should be stabbed!

mohicansgonnagetya Report

Final score:

181points

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#26

imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
there would be mass confusion.

Mr_nobrody Report

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180points

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#27

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

evan_lolz Report

Final score:

173points

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#28

Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: No, the cars are much faster.

ChrisBaker111 Report

Final score:

171points

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#29

We cannot allow this year to end
That would be admitting that 2021

Kelly240361 Report

Final score:

166points

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#30

99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people

eugenefx Report

Final score:

163points

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#31

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.

Final score:

160points

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#32

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
you get them VERY ANGRY

Whello578 Report

Final score:

159points

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#33

This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men
We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

Azkabacon Report

Final score:

155points

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#34

6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because he needed 3² meals a day.

coolguydude5 Report

Final score:

147points

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#35

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

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#36

My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!”
“I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”

2020Chapter Report

Final score:

137points

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#37

Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.

porichoygupto Report

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136points

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#38

50 shades of grey

#4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676

AddictedReddit Report

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134points

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#39

A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender

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#40

I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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#41

Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.
But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

Final score:

128points

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#42

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…
Minneapolis

madazzahatter Report

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127points

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#43

Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch
Ouch

Pexagon05 Report

Final score:

119points

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#44

I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade.
But since I got Parkinson's, I don't have the balls to do it anymore.

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118points

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#45

I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety
...before I got arrested I said "wait I can explain everything

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#46

What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?
North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

pegasus47 Report

Final score:

113points

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#47

As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2 week quarantine.
Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.

Makefoodandthings Report

Final score:

106points

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#48

Student: Are “well” and “actually” both single-syllable words?
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no

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Final score:

106points

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#49

My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal.
China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.

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#50

All countries eventually got coronavirus
But China got it right off the bat.

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#51

I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100.
I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

Yokozuuna Report

Final score:

96points

#52

Today is the last time I will see my 80 year old grandpa
Because tomorrow he turns 81!

Chasehasaface Report

Final score:

80points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

In 2020 , that could have had a dark twist.

2points

FridayFeels 4 years ago

My heart.

0points

Madison Sherman 4 years ago

i just left my body from fear, am having friend ( me) tYpe this

0points

Marilyn Bojanowski 4 years ago

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey

0points

Eagle Girl 4 years ago

As long as he's not a 13 yo dog you drop off & drive away

0points

Laura Crawley 4 years ago

Is this like the 2021 joke I still don’t get?

0points

Khloe Ness 4 years ago

the first half made me sad.

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#53

I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.

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Final score:

78points

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#54

Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability.

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#55

The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.

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#56

When you say "poop" your mouth moves in the same way your anus does.
The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".

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#57

Why didn't 4 ask out 5
Because he was 2².

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57points

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#58

I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.

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36points

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#59

What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu
Raichu

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Liucija Adomaite is a creative mind with years of experience in copywriting. She has a dynamic set of experiences from advertising, academia, and journalism. This time, she has set out on a journey to investigate the ways in which we communicate ideas on a large scale. Her current mission is to find a magic formula for how to make ideas, news, and other such things spread like a virus.

Liucija Adomaite is a creative mind with years of experience in copywriting. She has a dynamic set of experiences from advertising, academia, and journalism. This time, she has set out on a journey to investigate the ways in which we communicate ideas on a large scale. Her current mission is to find a magic formula for how to make ideas, news, and other such things spread like a virus.

Ilona Baliūnaitė

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

What do you think ?

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

*sarcasm on* Well, I’m so glad people are taking this post so well. Love all of the delightful and cheerful comments. *sarcasm off*

12points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

After a lovely evening, my date cheerfully suggested, "We should have dinner again." I replied, "Thanks, but I'm full."

8points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

"…Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones" There are 59 jokes, so I guess 14 are duds.

4points

Brit Broglio 4 years ago (edited)

Or it's because 45 is a joke itself.

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Suzanne Harris 4 years ago

"Another radical left Trump-bashing site. Get a life." Says the person who literally made an account to whine on an article they weren't forced to read on a website they weren't forced to go to.

2points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

"I remember the last thing my grandmother said to me before she died. She said 'What are you doing in here with that hammer?'" - Lee Mack

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket: “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Sophie Babbitt 4 years ago

TOO MUCH POLITICAL C**P

0points

Patrick Shore 4 years ago

snow man to other snowman ''can you smell carrots ?

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

What is it with these emergency services vehicles with their disco lights and sirens? paramedics have no patients and the police need to give it arrest!

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I went for a job interview the other day unblocking drains but it didnt go down too well!

0points

bill marsano 4 years ago

Most of these are merely lame puns of the kind often called Dad Jokes. All in all, 80% should have been cut.

0points

Steve Barnett 4 years ago

Hi all. I was totally unaware that 'Karen' is an abbreviation. I thought it was insulting women called 'Karen'. I think that the problem is being an abbreviation it should be KAREN and not Karen. Then I might have understood.

0points

Marilyn Bojanowski 4 years ago

May I ask what it stands for?

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

The advert between 4-5 police say everyone should carry this to protect against attackers. protect against what attackers? them?

-1point

Steve Barnett 4 years ago

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Kendra Miller 4 years ago

There have always been Karen's, it refers to a series of traits that make a dangerous person. During slavery, it was Miss Ann and Mr. Charlie, black folks needed a way to discuss and warn about dangerous white people. It's had a few incarnations since but one big difference is that we whites know know what it means too.

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)

Karen is not a name it's an abbreviation for Known Agressive Racist Evil Nutcase. And that's why we refer to them as A Karen. But of course, some people make it a habit of being offended by everything. They are known as Karens.

5points

Donny 4 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

*sarcasm on* Well, I’m so glad people are taking this post so well. Love all of the delightful and cheerful comments. *sarcasm off*

12points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

After a lovely evening, my date cheerfully suggested, "We should have dinner again." I replied, "Thanks, but I'm full."

8points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

"…Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones" There are 59 jokes, so I guess 14 are duds.

4points

Brit Broglio 4 years ago (edited)

Or it's because 45 is a joke itself.

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Suzanne Harris 4 years ago

"Another radical left Trump-bashing site. Get a life." Says the person who literally made an account to whine on an article they weren't forced to read on a website they weren't forced to go to.

2points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

"I remember the last thing my grandmother said to me before she died. She said 'What are you doing in here with that hammer?'" - Lee Mack

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket: “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

1point

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Sophie Babbitt 4 years ago

TOO MUCH POLITICAL C**P

0points

Patrick Shore 4 years ago

snow man to other snowman ''can you smell carrots ?

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

What is it with these emergency services vehicles with their disco lights and sirens? paramedics have no patients and the police need to give it arrest!

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I went for a job interview the other day unblocking drains but it didnt go down too well!

0points

bill marsano 4 years ago

Most of these are merely lame puns of the kind often called Dad Jokes. All in all, 80% should have been cut.

0points

Steve Barnett 4 years ago

Hi all. I was totally unaware that 'Karen' is an abbreviation. I thought it was insulting women called 'Karen'. I think that the problem is being an abbreviation it should be KAREN and not Karen. Then I might have understood.

0points

Marilyn Bojanowski 4 years ago

May I ask what it stands for?

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

The advert between 4-5 police say everyone should carry this to protect against attackers. protect against what attackers? them?

-1point

Steve Barnett 4 years ago

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Kendra Miller 4 years ago

There have always been Karen's, it refers to a series of traits that make a dangerous person. During slavery, it was Miss Ann and Mr. Charlie, black folks needed a way to discuss and warn about dangerous white people. It's had a few incarnations since but one big difference is that we whites know know what it means too.

6points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)

Karen is not a name it's an abbreviation for Known Agressive Racist Evil Nutcase. And that's why we refer to them as A Karen. But of course, some people make it a habit of being offended by everything. They are known as Karens.

5points

Donny 4 years ago

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Not Who You Think 4 years ago

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