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Someone In Colorado Is Putting Out The Funniest Signs Ever, And The Puns Are Priceless (New Pics)

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While puns and dad jokes have gotten a bad rep over the years - most people react with a groan or an eye-roll instead of the intended laugh - there are many of us who believe that the appeal of this misunderstood comedy genre actually lies in its inherent cheesiness.

As a writer, I can't think of anything more satisfying than a well-timed, multi-faceted pun. Clever and creative word-play - dished up with the wink and a nod of someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously - is just the kind of thing to tickle my funny bone. And if this story is anything to go by, there are millions of you out there that agree!

Colorado native Vince Rozmiarek is the man behind these hilariously creative roadside signs, which showcase the kind of laugh/cringe humor that only dads seem to really excel at. What started as an April Fools' prank has put him and his town, Indian Hills, firmly on the map, with a Facebook page dedicated to the sign having over 90k followers worldwide!

Scroll down to check out the latest batch of Vince's famous puns and 'dad jokes' for yourself (as well as our previous post which you can find here), and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Indian Hills Community Sign

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

That is so true

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"It all began 5 years ago, on Aprils fools day, when I put up a street sign that stirred up the area," Vince told Bored Panda in an earlier interview.

"We have a heavy police presence in the town of Morrison, which is next to Indian Hills, and they run a ton of speed traps traffic signs. The sign said, 'Indian Hills annexed by Morrison, slow down.' Many people believed that prank, and the amount of attention it brought was really surprising."

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Procrastination: I’ll think of something to say later

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varwenea 5 years ago (edited)

Nowadays, I bet there are a lot of Dav's out there. Damn hackers!

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From then on, Vince decided to put bad puns and jokes up a couple of times a week. "I also try to create unique holiday puns/sayings, and current events that I feel are important. It is hard to keep coming up with the material, but I do try" he said, explaining that the reason he does it is straightforward – he likes to make people laugh.

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Michelle Chevalier 5 years ago

Ha! Cute

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Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

This is cute!

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HANS 5 years ago

That must have been murder for the crows!

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BusLady 5 years ago

No wonder they're called a murder. :-)

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Bruno Martínez 5 years ago

They did a crowfunding in order to fund the first crowbar bussiness.

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BusLady 5 years ago

Clever.

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Linda Bridgewater 5 years ago

I just LOVE these Indian Hills signs - my type of humour! Keep 'em coming, Vince!

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Michelle Chevalier 5 years ago

ha!

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_bittersweet_ 5 years ago

I live 40 mins away from here....looks like I’m doing something next Saturday

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Mark CM 5 years ago

Zzzzzz

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Gail Watkins 5 years ago

Snorted lol

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

#crowdrunk

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Dick Rapacilo 11 months ago

LOL

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Brenda Shephard 4 years ago

they had a rave n

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Brenda Shephard 4 years ago

they were having a rave n

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James Schultz 4 years ago

lololo thats good a one......lololo

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Pf Lengel 5 years ago

I wonder if this had anything to do with Jim Crow laws?

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Cathy Larsen 5 years ago

😂

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Allison Sampson Miller 5 years ago

For all my raving friends

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Mildred Thompson 5 years ago

FUNNY~ YES!

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Pete Hollyman 5 years ago

Terrible, but still giggling!!!

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Carole Robins 5 years ago

lol

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Ronnie Nancy Holloman 5 years ago

And there were only axe handle!

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Venela Flagg 5 years ago

ROTF!

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Susan Wagner 5 years ago

love it!!!

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Sister Kaite 5 years ago

hahahaha

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Peter Ledoux 5 years ago

drunk crows, some crippy

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Peter Ledoux 5 years ago

..

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Jutta Bernsdorff 5 years ago

Hahaha

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Don McGriff 5 years ago

Funny!

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Barb Heminover 5 years ago

Home is safer than flying

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Doug Sanford 5 years ago

Funny

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Vito Di Camillo 5 years ago

LOL!! Did they have to 'pry" this one out of you??!! From one punster to another!!

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Tim White 5 years ago

true

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Marian Hartman Bonanno 5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Vivian Weaber 5 years ago

I love it!!!

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Lavender Fields 5 years ago

Wednesday's laugh....enjoy!

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Ward Dann 5 years ago

Yeah,those were the days.Never had to concern yourself w/ Drunkin' flying crows.Now they're everywhere,flying into cars and buildings.Where's Crows against Drunk Flying crowd?lol

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Nan Barber 5 years ago

TO FUNNY

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Jude 5 years ago

My favourite

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Barbara Krogh 5 years ago

Love the crowbar

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Marlene Ricker 5 years ago

Love this!

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Anne Tisdale 5 years ago

This one hits my sense of humor right in the middle!!

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Carl Eskridge 5 years ago

I love logiic

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Larry Perleberg 5 years ago

crows......

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Do you appreciate this"so bad it's good" kind of humor? Make sure you check out the sign's dedicated Facebook page to keep up to date on the latest and join in too - the puns and jokes that the signs inspire in the comments are just as good as the original!

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George Digamma 5 years ago

He needs some force to get there.

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HANS 5 years ago

Den mark them.

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

I saw my math teacher holding a couple of graph papers. She’s definitely plotting something.

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Calypso poet 5 years ago

Lmao! I have tinnitus and am going to see if my husband falls for this because I do have some Dr.s to call! It wouldn’t be the first time he fell for a goofy pun/dad joke I found on bored panda!

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#10

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Pokemon sa 5 years ago

Case closed

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Vic 5 years ago

iSee what you did there

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#12

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varwenea 5 years ago

If only they would shut up about it!

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Yep, the science behind it can be pretty electrifying.

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Polish Panda 5 years ago

Well money is made out paper and paper comes from trees so technically it grows on trees

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Katie Smith 5 years ago

Ie. The first complex means complicated The second complex means large building The third complex means fear of

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Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

Love it

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varwenea 5 years ago

I'm sure they wish they do. I know I would if I had to see all that.

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Deja moo. That feeling you get when you’ve herd this joke before.

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#19

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The Cute Cat 5 years ago

Yes, except if you ride a motorcycle...

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Conor 5 years ago

Isn't it a parent

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juice 5 years ago

ha...

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#22

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Molly Universe 5 years ago

OOF

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A B C 5 years ago

Loco = crazy in Spanish, if you happen to not know

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#24

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Calypso poet 5 years ago

Good, now we can stop playing that song!

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Andy Ahadiat 5 years ago (edited)

first the engadgement ring, the wedding ring, then the suffering

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#26

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Left her a bit cold, it did

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BusLady 5 years ago

I saw right through this pun.

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Aw, I was really looking forward to that.

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#29

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unoriginal human 5 years ago

And fish for their fingers!

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#30

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Ah. The nope-rope and flying land octopus.

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#31

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

theirs not wrong

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#32

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Batwench Premium 5 years ago

That pun is just fowl.

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A B C 5 years ago

I laughed way too hard

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#34

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Slice, slice baby

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

I always thought Al Gebra is this terror organization that terrorizes highschool students.

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#36

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Christopher Lunn 5 years ago

That joke needs sprucing up

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#37

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Buy a proton, and an electron...and get a neutron, free of charge

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#38

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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Oh what a wrecktangled web we weave....

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#39

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Really? I never liked stairs. They’re always stairing at me, and they’re always up to something.

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#40

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Aw, don’t bee like that. I know, bad pun, but I made it up on the fly.

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#41

Indian Hills Community Sign

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Maya Baggins 5 years ago

This one is freaking awesome!!!

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#42

Indian Hills Community Sign

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Saurin Apriliawan 5 years ago

This feeling inside...

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#43

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earringnut 5 years ago

Not a joke but it deserves to be higher.

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#44

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earringnut 5 years ago

Groan....

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#45

Indian Hills Community Sign

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Too much Pi gives you a large circumference

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#46

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Lily Moon 4 years ago

Hahaha

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#47

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Surftailwarrior 5 years ago

It really only improves sum of division

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#48

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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

With a stick!

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

Given how low this is, I'm wondering if not everyone is catching the twist on "sheet".

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#50

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Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

How very true!

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#52

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Norman van Druten 5 years ago

Actually it is potentially Wreckommended.

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#53

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#54

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Kat833 5 years ago

*Groan*

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#55

Indian Hills Community Sign

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earringnut 5 years ago

My dad told me this one all the time when I was young. This is a certified dad joke.

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#56

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Norman van Druten 5 years ago

Now I knows Enjunearing.

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#57

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Carol Taylor 5 years ago

you're welcome son..

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I'm a bit confused about the phone that is stuck on the pole with a earphone hanging. It's exactly the same in a number of pictures. Does this mean the person is changing them as soon as they've put them up?

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A B C 5 years ago

I don't get it =/

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#62

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Or a narwhal.

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Kim Bush 5 years ago

Driving distracted.... Written on a roadside sign which you have to read, which is distracting. The very definition of irony.

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

I’d make one too, but all the good ones argon.

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Biopithecus 5 years ago

Poor aunt!

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

And mountain range jokes are hill areas.

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Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

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Iggy 5 years ago

Can someone explain this one?

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

I’ll drink to that!

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Bill 5 years ago

You are Russian on the way in to become European

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Lily Moon 4 years ago

My dad used this one on me like 100000000000000000000 times... AND I STILL ❤️ IT

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Norman van Druten 5 years ago

I don't want to smell anyone's Dairy Air.

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Kat833 5 years ago

Huh?

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Kim Bush 5 years ago

It seems not many people know what snipe hunting is nowadays lol

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Iggy 5 years ago

I dread to think how you withdraw cash!

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RavenPuffPanda 5 years ago

nope. i do not take myself lightly

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

That rocks

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Iggy 5 years ago

He got very drunk because the measures kept Dublin.

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

"... you were sober."

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RavenPuffPanda 5 years ago

This is the last one. What read t'll here? +1 if you did!

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Jordan W. 5 years ago

who read till here lol

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Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

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What do you think ?

Demonic Darkness 5 years ago

I love the puns! And seeing all the seasons go by in the background, not something we really get to see here in Florida.

21points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

I'm stealing the real groaners. Watching your kids roll their eyes and groan is somehow just so satisfying.

16points

Norman van Druten 5 years ago

Oh hell yeah!! My daughter at least loves my bad dad jokes.

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

The puns were lots of fun! Thanks for the chuckles, Vince.

15points

Sarah Hoskovec 5 years ago

This is my home town. Indian Hills is a small foothills town about 30 minutes west of Denver, CO.

3points

GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

I love this. Puns are ... life.

3points

Steven MqCueen 5 years ago

An Italian restaurant on the Jersey Shore had a sign, "Legalize Marinara." The restaurant was in a low lying area that often flooded during high tide. So, they had another sign, "Occasional Waterfront Dining," The street my in-laws lived on ended at an elevated railroad track. There was a tunnel under the track that, long ago, had been sealed with concrete blocks. In the middle of the blockage was sign, "Tunnel Closed."

2points

Mal 5 years ago

Auto shop in my area had a sign last month "We use essential oils"

2points

iblowsheep 5 years ago

He left out all the cookie puns, because they're crummy, or should that be crumby?

2points

Richard Portman 5 years ago

Those were funny. One of the guys in my town comes up with these all the time. I always snort/laugh.

1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Thanks, a few laughs are better than none !!!

1point

Kenneth V. Jørgensen 5 years ago

Wonderful, amusing puns :-). Making puns is actually one of my hobbies: reverse speaking, anagrams, etc. To me, a hilarious pastime.

1point

Aileen 5 years ago

Love the puns, and the puns in the comments as well!

1point

Susan Coleman 5 years ago

Whoever made these signs up is a genius!!!!!

1point

Iggy 5 years ago

I enjoyed that! Cheers!

1point

Ricky Herzfield 5 months ago

Very funny.

0points

fran merrill 2 years ago

I love sending these to my grown son, we can chuckle together long distance Yuma to Spokane

0points

Michael Levick 4 years ago

I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest, hoping that one of them would win first place. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

0points

Cindy Sebetes 5 years ago

Loving these! Thanks for all the laughs!

0points

Dorothy Schreffler 5 years ago

I love these!! They are hilarious.

0points

Robin Mitchell 5 years ago

I really appreciate something that lifts my spirits.

0points

David Eden 5 years ago

I hate bad puns. That's just how eye roll.

0points

Bruce Childs 5 years ago

Good on you, Indian Hills! Every town council in the world should have a town punster who changes the sign at their community center at least once a week! It just came to my mind that the people who "groan" after they hear or read a pun must probably get the pun, so whether they enjoy it or not, at least they're not shrugging their shoulders and saying, "I don't get it!"

0points

Pat Zabriskie 5 years ago

The pins are hysterical! Your imagination is great. Keep 'em coming.

0points

Karen Rousseau 5 years ago

Awesome and loads of fun

0points

Donald Johnson 5 years ago

Loved your Puns

0points

Dale Hannah 5 years ago

Love every one of them, some more than others, but all are fantastic.

0points

Dan Prather 5 years ago

Great, most had me laughing out loud!

0points

Bobbi Mitchell 5 years ago

I loved these! More please!

0points

Nancy Byng 5 years ago

They are absolutely hilarious. Great imagination & sense of humour Vince. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

0points

Phyllis Reilly 5 years ago

Just ran across this on my FB today and I think it is priceless! Everyone needs a daily laugh and this should do it! Keep those puns coming!👍

0points

Nancy Mills 5 years ago

These are brilliant!

0points

Marsha Finazzo 5 years ago

Loved them!!! Punniest I’ve read in a long time.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Vince, these were great, will there be more to come ???'

0points

Dan Hazard 5 years ago

did u hear about the pregnant lady who had to wait nine months to tell a bad joke. She had a pun in the oven!!! Danno

0points

Dan Hazard 5 years ago

Do you hear about the lady whose belly was bustin' to tell a bad joke. She had a pun in the oven!

0points

Cra-Z cat lady 5 years ago

GodOfHyperdeath is awesome with extending the puns

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GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Thanks :)

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Raymond Cunningham 5 years ago

I thought I was witty

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Bunnie Marks 5 years ago

Love these..very cute.

0points

Yvonne Mustapha 5 years ago

Love them, very funny gentle . xx

0points

Viv Hart 5 years ago

I just love that sort of word play!

0points

Halestorm 5 years ago

Some of the puns in the comments were even better than the ones on the signs!

0points

John L 5 years ago

This sign has been quite famous for some time now. I remember reading the postings several years ago, and love how they do it. You couldn't ask for a better advertisement about this community center.

0points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Still want these guys to write my gravestone.

0points

Echo Emrys 5 years ago

Like Needs A Walker turned out to be the the saddest in the series

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Missy Finley 5 years ago

Why is it that on almost every one of these, someone in the comments felt the need to explain the puns to us as if we are all too stupid to understand them? Jeeze...

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Mark CM 5 years ago

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Demonic Darkness 5 years ago

I love the puns! And seeing all the seasons go by in the background, not something we really get to see here in Florida.

21points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

I'm stealing the real groaners. Watching your kids roll their eyes and groan is somehow just so satisfying.

16points

Norman van Druten 5 years ago

Oh hell yeah!! My daughter at least loves my bad dad jokes.

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

The puns were lots of fun! Thanks for the chuckles, Vince.

15points

Sarah Hoskovec 5 years ago

This is my home town. Indian Hills is a small foothills town about 30 minutes west of Denver, CO.

3points

GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

I love this. Puns are ... life.

3points

Steven MqCueen 5 years ago

An Italian restaurant on the Jersey Shore had a sign, "Legalize Marinara." The restaurant was in a low lying area that often flooded during high tide. So, they had another sign, "Occasional Waterfront Dining," The street my in-laws lived on ended at an elevated railroad track. There was a tunnel under the track that, long ago, had been sealed with concrete blocks. In the middle of the blockage was sign, "Tunnel Closed."

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Mal 5 years ago

Auto shop in my area had a sign last month "We use essential oils"

2points

iblowsheep 5 years ago

He left out all the cookie puns, because they're crummy, or should that be crumby?

2points

Richard Portman 5 years ago

Those were funny. One of the guys in my town comes up with these all the time. I always snort/laugh.

1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Thanks, a few laughs are better than none !!!

1point

Kenneth V. Jørgensen 5 years ago

Wonderful, amusing puns :-). Making puns is actually one of my hobbies: reverse speaking, anagrams, etc. To me, a hilarious pastime.

1point

Aileen 5 years ago

Love the puns, and the puns in the comments as well!

1point

Susan Coleman 5 years ago

Whoever made these signs up is a genius!!!!!

1point

Iggy 5 years ago

I enjoyed that! Cheers!

1point

Ricky Herzfield 5 months ago

Very funny.

0points

fran merrill 2 years ago

I love sending these to my grown son, we can chuckle together long distance Yuma to Spokane

0points

Michael Levick 4 years ago

I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest, hoping that one of them would win first place. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

0points

Cindy Sebetes 5 years ago

Loving these! Thanks for all the laughs!

0points

Dorothy Schreffler 5 years ago

I love these!! They are hilarious.

0points

Robin Mitchell 5 years ago

I really appreciate something that lifts my spirits.

0points

David Eden 5 years ago

I hate bad puns. That's just how eye roll.

0points

Bruce Childs 5 years ago

Good on you, Indian Hills! Every town council in the world should have a town punster who changes the sign at their community center at least once a week! It just came to my mind that the people who "groan" after they hear or read a pun must probably get the pun, so whether they enjoy it or not, at least they're not shrugging their shoulders and saying, "I don't get it!"

0points

Pat Zabriskie 5 years ago

The pins are hysterical! Your imagination is great. Keep 'em coming.

0points

Karen Rousseau 5 years ago

Awesome and loads of fun

0points

Donald Johnson 5 years ago

Loved your Puns

0points

Dale Hannah 5 years ago

Love every one of them, some more than others, but all are fantastic.

0points

Dan Prather 5 years ago

Great, most had me laughing out loud!

0points

Bobbi Mitchell 5 years ago

I loved these! More please!

0points

Nancy Byng 5 years ago

They are absolutely hilarious. Great imagination & sense of humour Vince. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

0points

Phyllis Reilly 5 years ago

Just ran across this on my FB today and I think it is priceless! Everyone needs a daily laugh and this should do it! Keep those puns coming!👍

0points

Nancy Mills 5 years ago

These are brilliant!

0points

Marsha Finazzo 5 years ago

Loved them!!! Punniest I’ve read in a long time.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Vince, these were great, will there be more to come ???'

0points

Dan Hazard 5 years ago

did u hear about the pregnant lady who had to wait nine months to tell a bad joke. She had a pun in the oven!!! Danno

0points

Dan Hazard 5 years ago

Do you hear about the lady whose belly was bustin' to tell a bad joke. She had a pun in the oven!

0points

Cra-Z cat lady 5 years ago

GodOfHyperdeath is awesome with extending the puns

0points

GodOfHyperdeath 5 years ago

Thanks :)

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Raymond Cunningham 5 years ago

I thought I was witty

0points

Bunnie Marks 5 years ago

Love these..very cute.

0points

Yvonne Mustapha 5 years ago

Love them, very funny gentle . xx

0points

Viv Hart 5 years ago

I just love that sort of word play!

0points

Halestorm 5 years ago

Some of the puns in the comments were even better than the ones on the signs!

0points

John L 5 years ago

This sign has been quite famous for some time now. I remember reading the postings several years ago, and love how they do it. You couldn't ask for a better advertisement about this community center.

0points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Still want these guys to write my gravestone.

0points

Echo Emrys 5 years ago

Like Needs A Walker turned out to be the the saddest in the series

0points

Missy Finley 5 years ago

Why is it that on almost every one of these, someone in the comments felt the need to explain the puns to us as if we are all too stupid to understand them? Jeeze...

-2points

Mark CM 5 years ago

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