Pshhh, Amateur. I can finish an entire series! ;)

Omg, that's genius!

Yep, that puss is definitely mad.

*PTERODACTYL SCREAM*

i have really warm hands but i always have cold feet...what does that mean

That double chin though...

Aunty, my dear. You're an aunty. ♥

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Haha very funny

I'm in love

Suddenly the onsie with the zipper just got less appealing.

Hahaha lol

the best :D

the circle of life

This is totally me. Kinda awkward

what's wrong with doing laundry often? my goal is to have everything washed! empty basket! :D

That kid just learned so much about life.

half asleep thoughts pretty much

My favorite!!!!

*breathing heavily*....YES......

Help me, help me - the Fly (original)

Don't smoke ;(

Jolt Cola!!

hahahahahhaha I am dying!

Don't worry, its the hat that gave you away.

exactly. i love socks and pants. jars with food. everything that saves my time and money :) nice things i can buy myself!

Well played

Yup. When you look at it after a while, it looks like another person's scrap book with uncrackable codes. :D

That's also me and my bf, all year long hehe

Even if you live in the US don't do that

*Side Quest Unlocked: Steal the Doggo*

Same

Look what her other tabs are...

im loving your hat

look at dat neck

Reminds me of Sherlock from BBC

I have 5 notebooks filled and counting

that face do

awww yeah. was always like this before the kids came along.

Lol maybe just write it down for him!

2018 and we're almost there..

The Dreaded BSoD

What's with the boobs in the second strip?

relationship goals

lol

I enjoy tea. :'j

Get a long stick and hold it in front of you. Works wonders

THE GUY IN THE BACK THO

mines a gerbil.

My family. All. The. Time.

both are me

she wants to have fun

I have been in this situation before I will not Deni this!!!

Yeah, let's go with that ;)

its a metal gear solid referrence

How dare she be so judgy. Maybe he's gay. Maybe he has a fetish for ladies' undergarments. Or maybe he's buying something for his girlfriend or wife.

MY PIZZA!! Tht is sooo me all the time