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In the age of Tinder, hooking up and getting yourself a date has never been so easy. And it has never been so hard. Yes, we're flooded with potential candidates whenever we connect to our account, but so are they. We need to stand out. Catch their attention. Make them swipe right.

Like these gentlemen and ladies.

We at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the funniest Tinder profiles, and they're so creative, their owners must be matching with everyone. Surprising and funny pictures, poetic and witty bios; they have it all. And then some.

Continue scrolling to meet the best people in online dating. For more memorable Tinder profiles, fire up Bored Panda's earlier articles here and here.

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Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is

Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is

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Dating coach Hayley Quinn said whether you're wondering 'which site has all the relationship-ready people on it?' or 'which site is best for hook-ups?', keep in mind that most will have people seeking a mix of relationship styles.

"If you are looking for something casual, Feeld app specializes in offering explicitly casual connections: as you may imagine profiles are more 'visual'. On the other hand, a platform like Match has a huge amount of criteria you can search for online, making it better adapted to people seeking meaningful connections. The trick here is to really identify what relationship you're seeking, then clearly communicate that through your profile and opening messages," Quinn told Bored Panda.

The dating coach thinks that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating. "With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."

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"For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."

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I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio

I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio

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Relationship Coach Alisha Fisher, M.A. pointed out that trying to find relationships online really opens us up to a world of possibilities. "Whether those experiences are positive or not comes down to the intentions of each person and their effectiveness in communicating those intentions," Fisher told Bored Panda.

"Online dating can provide a shield of safety and identity, which has its benefits and disadvantages. Some of the benefits include distanced communication, allowing you to have in-depth discussions through various mediums such as text, voice, and video. Online dating also provides you the opportunity to scope out your potential partner to see what their interests are via their social media apps. Some of the disadvantages can include people putting on false persona's and/or identities, as well as the risk of potential data breaches of the dating platform. One of the biggest difficulties with finding meaningful relationships online can come from the varying expectations of other folks using the platform, and those expectations not lining up with yours."

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According to Fisher, sometimes the most meaningful relationships we have in our lives come from moments where we least expect it because we have removed those relational-dating expectations, and just got to genuinely get to know someone.

With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use online dating to meet someone—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.

One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.

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"A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said

The paper, which used speed-dating data, confirmed what online dating skeptics have been saying for years: computer-based algorithms can't predict if two people will feel that indescribable connection, that special something. Yes, computers might be able to predict how much someone would desire someone else, or how much they would have in common, but they probably can't pinpoint exactly what makes two people fall in love (yet).

After they ran the numbers, the researchers were surprised to discover that they were unable to predict even one couple that was a match. "We found we cannot anticipate how much individuals will uniquely desire each other in a speed-dating context with any meaningful level of accuracy," Joel explained.

"I thought that out of more than 100 predictors, we would be able to predict at least some portion of the variance. I didn't expect we would find zero."

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#8

Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead

Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead

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But with that being said, meeting new people on the Internet is still an adventure. And it's your right to delve into it.

"In the world of online dating, there's going to be some people who are excited to meet someone tomorrow, others that are just dipping in and out of the app when they're watching Netflix!" Quinn said. "By asking someone for a date, or a phone number, sooner rather than later you may do a good job of filtering out people who aren't on the same page as you."

"Make sure you do have some connection with a person before you ask them out though, no one likes to be asked out just because they have attractive photos, so make sure they've invested in the conversation first before you offer to take things to the next level."

If you want to stand out from the competition and have a good time setting up your online dating account, involve other people! Nobody said you have to everything by yourself. "Collaborate with friends to help create your dating bio," Fisher suggested. "We tend to be pretty hard on ourselves, and yes sometimes our friends are too, but lean on them to help identify your key attributes for yourself and what you are looking for in a partner."

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The relationship coach said that more successful dating profiles have videos attached to them, and it makes people more effective at assessing chemistry, "so add a video to your account if possible. You can learn a lot about a person through video, such as what they look like, sound like, how their bodies move, their personalities and their mannerisms."

But if you choose pictures, relax and let everyone know you are there to have a good time. "Research has shown that when compared to pictures of people who were not smiling, those who were smiling were perceived as more intelligent, positive, and made the viewer feel warmer and cared for," Fisher added.

#10

This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud

This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud

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#11

I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie

I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie

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#12

Seems Like A Good Plan

Seems Like A Good Plan

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JessG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a direct quote from Woody Allen. Then George Carlin did it and added a bit more. But, yeah, it isn't hers

Brendan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That has blown my mind! All this time I've been living from birth onwards like a chump.

Desto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kind of reminds me of the movie (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

Luuta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds fine, except for the part you get sucked back up into your mum's womb and have months of your dad's d*** prodding you repeatedly.

Sam Cutro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was written by an argentinian author actually, known as "Quino"

Bobert Robertson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this way you'd always have an idea of when the end is near, instead of the element of surprise. I guess not the worst.

Kim Bush
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems the original quote was from Sean Morey... Not Carlin or Allen

D K
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3 years ago

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Autumn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a character is a book I’m reading called Mio. What a coincidence.

Bill
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like somebody found the key to the narcotics locker at the medical university

Autumn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. I’ve thought of this plenty. Why is it a strange thing to wonder about?

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds nice but if you wake up dead then you are underground I'm afraid or cremated so good luck with that!

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Billy Crystal did the same shtick over 30 years ago, but was a "twinkle in the eye" back then. Standards.

JessG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was actually Woody Allen first, then George Carlin did it. If Billy did it (which I'm not sure about that) then he copied it too. I upvoted you because you have so many downvoted just for pointing out that someone else did it first

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#14

She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming

She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming

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#15

Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie

Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie

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#16

Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In

Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In

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#18

Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?

Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?

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#20

Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out

Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out

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#21

I Can't Stop Laughing

I Can't Stop Laughing

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#24

Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline

Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline

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#26

Tragedy Of Tinder

Tragedy Of Tinder

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#29

Shocking Discovery Tbh

Shocking Discovery Tbh

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#31

That's One Way To Get Help Moving

That's One Way To Get Help Moving

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#32

Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck

Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck

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#33

I Accidentally Swiped Left

I Accidentally Swiped Left

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#34

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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#35

Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across

Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across

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#37

She Just Kills It

She Just Kills It

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you call yourself Da, you'll have all Russians screaming your name in bed.. I'll let myself out now..

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#38

One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far

One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far

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#40

The Perfect Woman Does Exist

The Perfect Woman Does Exist

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#41

Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile

Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile

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#42

She Forgot The Mileage

She Forgot The Mileage

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"no evidence of rear-end damage" makes me very suspicious. Is it because she has 80's style hydraulic impact absorbers behind the bumper, or because she's had insurance work done?

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#45

I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward

I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward

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#46

Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match

Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match

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#49

My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat

My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat

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#50

These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh

These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh

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#51

We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?

We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?

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#53

Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty

Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty

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#54

Just Came Across This Gem

Just Came Across This Gem

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Demi Zwaan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, this is great! Too bad the person has it on kilometres instead of miles, but it still works.

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#57

She Won My Heart

She Won My Heart

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Pezor Zass
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i hate travelling. i don't mind _being_ in new places, but the actually travelling is usually awful

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#60

His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame

His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame

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#62

I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge

I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge

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#63

I'm Not Even A Prime Member

I'm Not Even A Prime Member

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#64

Stay Hopeful

Stay Hopeful

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#65

It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work

It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work

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#71

Acting The Maggot

Acting The Maggot

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#72

Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud

Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud

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#74

The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You

The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You

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#75

I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak

I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak

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#77

Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio

Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio

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#78

Gotta Love Honesty

Gotta Love Honesty

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ToxiCity
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whoever blocked out the name forgot that at the bottom it said 'share "June's" profile'

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Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi

Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi

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#80

Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App

Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App

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#81

This Was A Pretty Good Line

This Was A Pretty Good Line

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#84

Quality Bio

Quality Bio

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My honest first thought was "I'll get my amp clamp and we'll figure out that fuse-blowing issue." Maybe that's my problem.

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#85

Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio

Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio

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#87

I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes

I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes

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#88

I Really Hope We Match

I Really Hope We Match

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#90

Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills

Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills

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#91

Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked

Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked

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#92

Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish

Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish

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#93

How Is Your Fat A**?

How Is Your Fat A**?

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#94

Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know

Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know

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#95

Her Bio Is Funny

Her Bio Is Funny

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#96

Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up

Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up

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#97

Dual Front Airbags

Dual Front Airbags

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