Amen, Vince.

This is the most weirdly inspiring thing I've seen all day

it´s already licking its lips

What about posting an ask pandas?

I want to see the photos of Daniel the ferret.

My cat is actually the boss of my dog

Before phones or e-readers, I would always walk with my nose in a book.

Me: sorry I don't have what ur looking for, try the guy next door

Only you can’t take it with you.

This should be number 1

*Goes in, says nothing, makes the coffee myself and leaves*

"Can I have it free if I give you a shout out to my 12 followers?" $25.00

sad that they have to resort to this just for some basic human courtesy

“Hello, greetings, howdy, hi, salutations my good sir, may I have one single small tiny coffee please?”

I like this one

“Hello how are you doing today? One small coffee please. Have a nice day!”

Me: "Hello, how are you? May I please have one small coffee? Thank you!" *gets coffee for like five cents*

Seriously. Make eye contact and acknowledge the existence of the PERSON getting your sorry a*s your coffee. So little to change needed to make this a better world to live in. Be Kind.

"Good day, you handsome person, I'd like one small coffee, please. Is that 1.25$, thank you so much."

Sad to have to be put on a sign as a reminder

What about hello how are you may I please get a coffee please? Thank you? *Gets it for free!!!

Who in all creation only drinks a small coffee?

Hello, small coffee pretty please with extra sugar on top

I got fired on monday, but still have to come in for the next month. No one told me I have to be on time so this works perfect 😂

there's no way even karens won't follow that sign

Good grief!

i'm the one who has to clean my bathroom...and i have an 11 year old brother so i've seen some things

Take off the "Be nice or" and you got the perfect sign

Wow they really had to add the co-

I have noticed..

*bring books *

police car in the background

Good idea. Perfect, in fact.

Then... you'd be correct.

I so wish they were located in a place called Moose Knuckle

Oh well I am not interested then

i was in a beuty shop (in a different state) and their was a sign that said “children left unattended will be given a puppy and an energy drink”

It confuses their sense of direction. They won't know if they are coming or going!

I used to visit one called Thai Tanium.

I get the joke but I don't like it. If the roles were reversed, it would be considered misogynistic. Misandry is no better than misogyny.

Please tell me I'm not the only one trying to make sense of the "DTTEOEYUNESAO"

In case you don't know: they found Nemo: finding-ne...14fa03.jpg

Always.

Odd amount of time.

Now I really want to touch the edges.

Is Bob a bull?..a bear?… a buffalo? a cat? WHAT IS BOB!?

But- but- I'm a mermaid

But, but, but, people are dying to get in there.

This one keeps appearing. It's a real warning sign in St Lucia crocodile park in KZN, South Africa.

You just lost The Game!

Understandable, have a nice day

Yes, God. Yes, you did. We all thank you for that.

Existential signs.