Amen, Vince.

This is the most weirdly inspiring thing I've seen all day

it´s already licking its lips

What about posting an ask pandas?

I want to see the photos of Daniel the ferret.

My cat is actually the boss of my dog

Before phones or e-readers, I would always walk with my nose in a book.

Me: sorry I don't have what ur looking for, try the guy next door

Only you can’t take it with you.

This should be number 1

*Goes in, says nothing, makes the coffee myself and leaves*

I got fired on monday, but still have to come in for the next month. No one told me I have to be on time so this works perfect 😂

there's no way even karens won't follow that sign

Good grief!

i'm the one who has to clean my bathroom...and i have an 11 year old brother so i've seen some things

My husband Never hit the toilet. Watched him one time. Dummy was looking at the ceiling the entire time. To teach my son correct aim, I dropped in some fruitloops and told him to sink them. Worked beautifully.

I've cleaned public restrooms, and lemme tell you, the gent's is funky; but oh my gods, the things I have seen in the ladies room is beyond comprehension. I need therapy for the horrifying things I have seen in the ladies room!

A quarterback who completes 60% of passes is a star. A hoopster making half his shots is a star. A batter getting a hit 3 out of 10 trips to the plate is a star. 99% of my stream lands in the toilet and I'm still the bad guy!

It’s shorter than you think 😂

Back when the NY thruway charged for using the toilet, I found two. One was: Here I sit broken hearted, paid my dime and only farted. The other one, If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweet and wipe the seat

Both men and women should sit when peeing, preferably with feet raised several inches. With practice, you'll thank me in your older years.

Take off the "Be nice or" and you got the perfect sign

Wow they really had to add the co-

I have noticed..

*bring books *

police car in the background

Good idea. Perfect, in fact.

Then... you'd be correct.

I so wish they were located in a place called Moose Knuckle

Oh well I am not interested then

i was in a beuty shop (in a different state) and their was a sign that said “children left unattended will be given a puppy and an energy drink”

It confuses their sense of direction. They won't know if they are coming or going!

I used to visit one called Thai Tanium.

I get the joke but I don't like it. If the roles were reversed, it would be considered misogynistic. Misandry is no better than misogyny.

Please tell me I'm not the only one trying to make sense of the "DTTEOEYUNESAO"

In case you don't know: they found Nemo: finding-ne...14fa03.jpg

Always.

Odd amount of time.

Now I really want to touch the edges.

Is Bob a bull?..a bear?… a buffalo? a cat? WHAT IS BOB!?

But- but- I'm a mermaid

But, but, but, people are dying to get in there.

This one keeps appearing. It's a real warning sign in St Lucia crocodile park in KZN, South Africa.

You just lost The Game!

Understandable, have a nice day

Yes, God. Yes, you did. We all thank you for that.

Existential signs.