Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

You dont have to train them. They are natural thieves!

Cat burglary.

Did she take Trumps phrase too literally?

She just needs to work on their stealth techniques a little bit more. . .!

Hmm reminds me of a certain family guy episode

65 cats!?!?

New life goals unlocked.

Catgrirl?

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do in retirement.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

AWW 😻💖

Hard to do. To train a cat you have to teach it to not steal

Mine would in a second

Unfortunately, kitty only brought back neighbor's dead mice.

Pets, children, husbands, and extended families are famously known to be hard to train. But, it sure is fun watching them try.

LMAO!

Crazy single cat lady for president

Awesome 👌

Have you ever tried training ONE cat? She should receive a medal! Besides, chances are they're only stealing cat food.

Don't get duped like others. Snopes.com: On 3 November 2017, the fake news web site World News Daily Report posted a story reporting that an 83-year-old woman named Ruth Gregson of Columbus, Ohio, had trained her 65 cats to steal valuable items like jewelry from her neighbors..." This is false. The clue is obvious.

How??

Queen!!!

Granny got fingered

Unfortunately, outdoor roaming cats are the number one predator killing wild birds. The small rural town we live in has a wild cat problem. Four come around every day to kill the birds at our feeders. Then they p**s on my grill and in our garden, scratch the hood of my car when they climb up on it to get warm on cool days. A general nuisance. Our local animal control has no way to deal with them.

This is obviously fake news. Nobody can train cats.

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

😆 True!

Looks comfy