Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

Poor Daisy!

Chicken

They ate their rich uncle.

Tofu chicken.

What actually happened to the boys' mother and father? 😜

Their distant cousin.

Don't you mean WHO are they eating?

I mean, they are omnivores… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Uncle Scrooge, the old bastard. Took it with him.

I don't know what they are eating, but it tastes like chicken.

where's daisy duck...

ducks eating a duck

Kids: "Where's Daisy?"

DUCKTALES!

CANNIBL!

My chickens love chicken.

Tuforkey.....

tofurkey?? probably not....??

Don't worry, it's road kill. They'll be serving corn as a side dish.

notice Daisy's not in a chair

It's ok, if it's not Duck a l'Orange! (Chickens will eat chicken meat if you give it to them -- they'll even start pecking away at a dead bird. You don't want to know how I know this.)

Never noticed this until just now, hilarious!

their enemies

Wtf, I my child hold is gone lamo 💀😭😂😂😂

🦆

chicken they're eating chicken.

It's pheasant. Gotta be pheasant!

Cannibalism.