Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

😆 True!

Looks comfy

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

Always drive like there's a cop behind you, so it's no sweat when one does.

So that's a polite way to suggest the person parks better. Can't get mad at that, can you?

Don't mind my, just need to make a phone call, completely unrelated...

And my fingers, because I can always count on them

Betty White! Lord, I miss her.

This is what my spare bedroom looks like

Doing this was much more fun and rewarding

That's actually Arizona.

That is so true about AZ I use to live till 2018...

Also that flame is gorgeous...

It is true that there is LOT of hot air coming from the capital, Houston. And it is a problem!

Really bubba Jones? Y'all don't have that kinda of weather, it is only dry, y'all get dry breeze's, in Texas it's like that but multipled by 3💀💀😭😭😂😂😂😂

Oh but it is dry heat! LOL

I was stationed in New Mexico while in the Army, and we used to say, “The wind don’t blow in New Mexico… it’s just that Texas sucks!” 😝

I would say Florida, but we have no breeze

So true so true, but only of there's a breeze. If no breeze this is what it feels like to step outside

I'm sorry, but that's just nastified !!!