Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

😆 True!

Looks comfy

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

What do you want on your Tombstone?

Hahahaha 🤣

IF this is real, it would be perfect for a Halloween party!

I want one, but they're dead expensive...

Love this! Must have been a special order.

That would be so cute for a Halloween party.

lol

Hey, that is kind of cool.

Gorgeous!

Shush up, and take my money!

either that's a large pizza cutter or a very small pizza

That's clever

Always drive like there's a cop behind you, so it's no sweat when one does.

So that's a polite way to suggest the person parks better. Can't get mad at that, can you?

Don't mind my, just need to make a phone call, completely unrelated...

And my fingers, because I can always count on them

Betty White! Lord, I miss her.

This is what my spare bedroom looks like

Doing this was much more fun and rewarding

That's actually Arizona.

I'm sorry, but that's just nastified !!!

I hope there is no alcohol in a night shift worker!

There’s a reason I haven’t followed em yet

unrelated but I have that same blanket

"Find something you'll love and you'll never work a day in your life" 🤣