Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

😆 True!

Looks comfy

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

Always drive like there's a cop behind you, so it's no sweat when one does.

So that's a polite way to suggest the person parks better. Can't get mad at that, can you?

I'm printing a bunch of these now...

If you can't park between the lines, you deserve ridicule

That's not something to be proud of.

You have to consider how the cars were parked when the line-straddler parked. It may have been the only way.

Can I up vote this 10000 times?

Wow, this is a really old one.

I just saw the other version of the picture on the car on another website

Brilliant ..

that is an insanely low blow

Me when trying to back into a space. I have dysgraphia.

OMG I actually keep those in my car but have never used one lol

Leave a can opener next time so I can get into my f*****g car! Is good as well. Or...some person went to engineering school to learn how to paint the lines. Atleast have the courtesy to park between them

whoever did dis, stop being a heightist

Don't mind my, just need to make a phone call, completely unrelated...

And my fingers, because I can always count on them

Betty White! Lord, I miss her.

This is what my spare bedroom looks like

Doing this was much more fun and rewarding

That's actually Arizona.

I'm sorry, but that's just nastified !!!

I hope there is no alcohol in a night shift worker!

There’s a reason I haven’t followed em yet