Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

All the time. Everywhere! Lucky if I can see my eyebrows

I'm a wheelchair user, you wouldn't even be able to see my hair in the mirror. Solution, bigger mirror

Oops

The next gift will be a step stool.

I had this mirror in my last place. Moved recently, could see my teeth for the first time in 4 years.

I recognize her!

Thoughtful to a fault.

I think that is the back of your dog's head dude.

Yeah. You might see my eyes

This job was apparently done by a man who was only thinking of himself! Lol! 😅

That's me!

😂😂😂

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Stand on a chair and be grateful ffs

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

😆 True!

Looks comfy

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

Always drive like there's a cop behind you, so it's no sweat when one does.

So that's a polite way to suggest the person parks better. Can't get mad at that, can you?

Don't mind my, just need to make a phone call, completely unrelated...

And my fingers, because I can always count on them

Betty White! Lord, I miss her.

This is what my spare bedroom looks like

Doing this was much more fun and rewarding

That's actually Arizona.

I'm sorry, but that's just nastified !!!

I hope there is no alcohol in a night shift worker!

There’s a reason I haven’t followed em yet

unrelated but I have that same blanket

"Find something you'll love and you'll never work a day in your life" 🤣

That's how my toe looked after breaking bones, I tried pulling it straight thinking it was dislocated and put my socks and boots on.

Do sales Preparation H increase after elections as we all seem to be feeling well and truly f****d in the a*s with their broken promises.