Clever. And now that I realize that is idea is likely true, I am scared.

Exactly !! No payment required? No payment details to be given !!

USA didn't work. Let's try USB

My toddler had a frozen bread roll yesterday. He didn't allow me to unfreeze it, because he doesn't like them "warm". I dared him to eat it frozen then and he did. I have no more power here.

Exactly. Serial killers should have a better grasp of correct grammar.

OMG. The ultimate crazy cat lady house. I want!

Goodluck moving that thing

Genius!

That is one cheesed off kitty

I am afraid this Meme is too accurate and will have to be removed from BoredPanda.

He's a bit in-bread but at least he doesn't loaf around. (Sorry, sorry.)

She wants her own fries and dessert too. Probably 2.

DLICKING* 🙃 edit: spelling from another post on BP

Don't forget my lungs, which are also on fire

Jup that's me!

4 or 3:30 also! 🙀

Hey y'all, have a great day!

Grandma is clearly a very wise woman.

Sex, actually, helps against headaches.

Granny always knows a remedy

*Astral projects away from myself*

why so many uncorrelated emojis at the bottom

With age comes wisdom. . .!

Is anyone else gonna come into Hell for laughing before I close the door? (EDIT: The REPLIES ROFLMAO)

Nope, nopity nope nope

This would be me

They start googling it and I get my “I told you so” ready

I swear mine rearrange their flat every night

A non-anthropomorphic bird

😆 True!

Looks comfy

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

Always drive like there's a cop behind you, so it's no sweat when one does.

So that's a polite way to suggest the person parks better. Can't get mad at that, can you?

Don't mind my, just need to make a phone call, completely unrelated...

And my fingers, because I can always count on them

Betty White! Lord, I miss her.

This is what my spare bedroom looks like

Doing this was much more fun and rewarding

That's actually Arizona.

I'm sorry, but that's just nastified !!!

I hope there is no alcohol in a night shift worker!

There’s a reason I haven’t followed em yet

unrelated but I have that same blanket

"Find something you'll love and you'll never work a day in your life" 🤣

That's how my toe looked after breaking bones, I tried pulling it straight thinking it was dislocated and put my socks and boots on.

Do sales Preparation H increase after elections as we all seem to be feeling well and truly f****d in the a*s with their broken promises.

A Lion Bar chocolate..yes

2024 and still no scientific solution for pizza roll and hot pocket mouth burn.

nah, I start on one task and then see another thing and then another and another...

Isn't that backwards?

I’m an adult and still do this lol

We need an app for tracking tv remotes

That's called an absence seizure.

It's never a done deal until the money is in your bank account.