Freedom of speech! (Although sometimes used a bit stupid...)

That's it! I'm moving to Florida

Honest advertising isn't always the best advertisement

This has been done by many pilots, not just Florida pilots. We are all basically children with wings anyway...

Poor alligator!

How caring

Was it classed as a salt...?

And americans wonder why the rest of the world mocks them...

I support this man!

Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".

Was he allowed to stay?

It can be any Hillary... This is Hillary-ous

the things people will do for doggy affection

Again???

well technically...

The hero we didn't know we need...

I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD

"However, the children already knew and showed him 'educational footage' on their smartphons. The man now is traumatized."

Karma is sweet

"Scohol's out forevre!" - Florida Man, 14

Um....how?

Looks like a Capuchin monkey. Aren't those protected by wild life laws across the world?__ sadly many "orphan baby needs a home" animals have had to watch the smugglers kill their parents. ( the baby's parents )

As you do

well...it's important to stay hydrated

karma at its finest

Stick to your goals

when you gotta eat, you gotta eat

With pasta sauce?! 🤣🤣🤣

How many food stamps did he have?!?!

Looks like the swans won, judging by his lip.

And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...

It worked. He wasn't captured by vampires.

That extra ear is confusing, too.

Sure buddy, we'll go with you. Lead us straight to your dealer...

Capeless hero

Got to get your work out there man

People seem easily "terrified"

Classy!

And judging by those marks on his face, meth as well

I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....

He'd get along great with that guy running for senator who sacrifices goats and drinks their blood.

Why would you get arrested for burning yourself? America is a strange place.

Well he seems happy with himself.

Some aliens probably abducted him and told him to do this if he wants his family to live, but little does he know the aliens are his bullies.

He did too much Nillsen in the 70's...

His girlfriend just broke up with him and so he was summoning a demon to attack her but then he burnt himself and his now ex girlfriend came outside and said “I already broke up with you because it was small and now it’s even smaller and you’re a maniac!”

Oh.. oh my

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It must have been a Sumer solstice, It is to cold to be nekid for the winter solstice.

It's not his fault! He's just so damn HOT!

I actually feel for this guy. He's trying to bring in the shift of the seasons and energy shift of the universe and not only does he murder his positive vibes, but hes on a dumbest arrests page. LMFAO