Freedom of speech! (Although sometimes used a bit stupid...)

That's it! I'm moving to Florida

Honest advertising isn't always the best advertisement

This has been done by many pilots, not just Florida pilots. We are all basically children with wings anyway...

Poor alligator!

How caring

Was it classed as a salt...?

And americans wonder why the rest of the world mocks them...

I support this man!

Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".

Was he allowed to stay?

It can be any Hillary... This is Hillary-ous

the things people will do for doggy affection

Again???

well technically...

The hero we didn't know we need...

I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD

"However, the children already knew and showed him 'educational footage' on their smartphons. The man now is traumatized."

Karma is sweet

"Scohol's out forevre!" - Florida Man, 14

Um....how?

Looks like a Capuchin monkey. Aren't those protected by wild life laws across the world?__ sadly many "orphan baby needs a home" animals have had to watch the smugglers kill their parents. ( the baby's parents )

As you do

well...it's important to stay hydrated

karma at its finest

Stick to your goals

when you gotta eat, you gotta eat

With pasta sauce?! 🤣🤣🤣

How many food stamps did he have?!?!

Looks like the swans won, judging by his lip.

And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...

It worked. He wasn't captured by vampires.

That extra ear is confusing, too.

Sure buddy, we'll go with you. Lead us straight to your dealer...

Capeless hero

Got to get your work out there man

People seem easily "terrified"

Classy!

And judging by those marks on his face, meth as well

I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....

omfg. this is from my city xD and i am 100% not surprised

How tf do you lose a banana?

"Nobody will notice", he said

It was Lemony Snicket

Love the use of 'consume' idk why but it made me laugh XD

It says a lot that Florida has actually enacted a law making it illegal to ride on a manatee.

Legit problem

OMG did they identify Buckethead? imphp-5b5a...b9761.jpeg

Lol, in Germany there is actually a lwa for this event: German Civil Code § 961: Section 961 Loss of ownership of bee swarms Where a swarm of bees takes flight, it becomes ownerless if the owner fails to pursue it without undue delay or if he gives up the pursuit.

Thunderbolt and lightning very very ... arousing me

How did he get him in there???

he was unable to wait to blow off his fingers with firework

4 hours? Shouldn't you visit the doctor if your high lasts more than 4 hours? Oh wait, that's the other drug, never mind :)

Why was it necessary to include the fact he has a moustache?

For all the curious cats out there he stole three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink and a squirrel monkey. Four other animals are still missing . What did you do to them Cedric? Has anyone seen two gopher tortoises and two box turtles hanging out together?

"I'm gonna start my own zoo. With black jack and ... hares!"