What do you mean? I love multiple rounds of interviews taking up my time for no reason. /s

I do, I do!​ I ignore both.

Oh, i laughed so hard at this.

For the sake of being an A hole: some female athletes do not bleed because of strenuous athlete exercises

That outfit is amazing!

👆🏻

I mean it's not ideal...I always say, whoever says sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's pretty good, hasn't had enough sex or pizza

Your pet could dislike them because they wear the same perfume as some woman who once kicked him, and you might lose out on the chance of a beautiful friendship because you assume your pet to be some all-knowing hero.

"we'll get a morning-after pill tomorrow". Are there other alternatives to this? 🤔

So the toaster is conspiring against me I KNEW IT!

They're not mutually exclusive, my voices and I ought to know

But my intuition tells me I'm crazy.

This one hits hard

*gasp* I really CAN plant grapes in other people's heads?!

True most of the time.

Oh so I did leave the door unlocked a thousand times

The clothes sites I use do, and they give the models dimensions.

So, instead of a bunch of yelling, wilding, hormone-riddled, drunken people absolutely packing a beach and making a day of it for the local police, you get a bunch of beach chairs, towels, and anything else the older generations feel most comfortable relaxing on, quietly reading books while drinking their favorite cocktails and/or looking through their phones.... or just completely napping the afternoon away? Sounds good to me.

Because liking is way superior to loving. No one ever killed a guy or women because he liked them. -Michael Che

I wish I would have sent my grandparents cards more often when I still could, and now they're gone. It takes1 minute to write a short message, why did I not just do that...

COLLAB!

If they "got away," it's almost always for the best. It wasn't meant to be.

He sure is 😍

Being little spoon is nice sometimes

Preach. The founder of my school said “Women in time to come will do much”. She lived 1585 - 1645, and was also a nun.

Incredibly correct timeline for all genders

I want socially acceptable man-purses.

YESSSS

The matching wig 😭

How bout sign guy? He's cute

What does this sign mean?

I don't even KNOW J.Lo's ex, so why would I want to be with them!?

Word!

Right now, some folks who didn't have the best mom are kinda ... squinting and frowning.

I disagree. Being hot is 50-75% being being good looking. The rest is personality and confidence. I've known multiple people that aren't good looking, but they have good personalities, and they are confident. They never get the results they want, and it's hard for them to date. But "attractive people" never have a hard time dating anyone.

What if it's unwanted 'shared music', like someone in the grocery store with no headphones etc.

My man cooks for US!

No idea and I'm not googling that

Someone is not happy that he's just qualified ad an adult haha

A lot of people do, and that's the problem - both with partners and insta.

Unless you have A/C and snacks.

It IS therapy.

I've been saying it wrong all my life: "I called OFF of work today"

At some point, I concluded my head was the problem, not the clothes.

And I so wish I was that person. *Sigh*

I like all these, but I really hope this is the last time I read or hear Mindful or Demure.

Well it's been working for me for the last 40 or so years lol

No it's not

Thirst trap A thirst trap is a type of social media post intended to entice viewers sexually. Wikipedia

Try to take away my baked apples. I dare you.

Pick your favorite sport and try doing it. I bought archery equipment because I watched the Olympics, and I thought it would be fun and I would be good at it. I'm not going to the Olympics, but archery is fun. I can't hit the bullseye ever, but I always have tight groups when I do launch my set of arrows. However, I do use a Golden Eagle compound bow from the 90s, and would really like to get a newer type of recurve bow,