Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day, give the man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

I don't why I laughed at this more than the other. 😂

Give me five bro. - A high five or a low five? - A highbrow.

Some of them are even bueno

that was a shitty joke

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That's what I call smart wife

but...but what about voltron-

oh s**t man..

Beekeeper's dozen

what did he write in so many of them?

I don't carrot all about what she eats! Lettuce change the subject.

Do you have a poetry class? I would love to join. The best poetry i've made is a bowl, but it just looks like a lump of clay with a hole in the middle...

you take my happymeal meme

What about your kid Greedo? I bet they also hate it.

To the guy that stole my anxiety meds. Hope your life is worry free.

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!

lol

And, are far easier, not to mention cheaper, to deal with than kids...

At least it doesn't cost too much :)

And the police are not saying anything, just keeping you in the dark.

i lolled

The person who lives below The Rock is named Patrick.

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True story 😑

Not so easy to do it in pandemic, though

I wheezed

That's what we all do lately, but for different reason

They can. Instead of black and white keys, they just use skeleton keys.

Update: They found it. The case was closed.

Leave a sick man on the street and in future he will owe you nothing. But take him to the ER and he'll be indebted for life.

Reading this aloud was confusingly difficult.