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Wow!

And drunk people!

!

Hahahaha

I giggled, not gonna lie

What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

🤩 🤩 🤩 wow 👏👏

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

I was going through the airport once and there was a K-9 who kept following me and sniffing my butt. My grandmother asked if I needed to be checked and the policeman responded "He's just being friendly. Get back over here and stop following her."

Good doggo

It's a drug sniffer!

At Toronto Airport there is a 'highly trained' beagle that sniffs luggage for imported meat products.....

Hahaha what a doofus!

Or in my husband's case...dog came up to him and peed on his leg.

I had that happen, our flight from Chicago was cancelled due to a storm, so we stayed in a hotel and got pizza. The next day, I took the leftovers with me and ate them on the plane, when we were going through customs, the dog was sniffing the bag that the pizza had been in. I told the officer that I had pizza in it, but had eaten it, and showed her the bag, and it was all good.

Unless you have drugs in your backpack, no.

I ate hotdog for breakfast, he said.

Not in an airport....

Yikes..

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This is amazing! I love that idea

or take ur chances with the bees

So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

I mean they could...... but no.

Future Darwin Award winner.

Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

Which one's?

These sorts of charges should be criminal.

*gladiator music starts playing*

What the actual f**k

XD

"Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

LMFAO

Oh no

Ouch