👏🏻😂

Wow!

And drunk people!

!

Hahahaha

Been over this SO MANY times, bro. Drink the Dawn soap instead.

...They've been over this, have they? May I ask how many times?

Blue means you have a genetic trait called porphyria.

If you’re a girl you get Red every month and no hospital!

Actually, urine shouldn't be yellow. You're dehydrated if it is.

No. The red one is: If you're female, you know what to do. If you're male, I suggest you actually see a doctor.

This made me chuckle

Red = Period

They said put some windex on it not drink it!!

Okay I like this one.

Purple if you've been colouring your deserts with KI (potassium iodide). Purely coincidental that I know this.

lol

The Windex might be delicious.

I giggled, not gonna lie

What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

🤩 🤩 🤩 wow 👏👏

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

This is amazing! I love that idea

or take ur chances with the bees

So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

I mean they could...... but no.

Future Darwin Award winner.

Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

Which one's?

These sorts of charges should be criminal.

*gladiator music starts playing*

What the actual f**k

XD

"Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

LMFAO

Oh no

Ouch

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.