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Cursed_bears

Final score:

418points

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Yvette Desmarais 3 years ago

Wow!

93points

Cursed Witches

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410points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

And drunk people!

152points

Cursed_paronoid

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398points

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Justin G 3 years ago

66points

Cursed Drink

Final score:

389points

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Jackie 3 years ago

Hahahaha

88points

Cursed_hot Tubs

Final score:

388points

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Kira Okah 3 years ago

I giggled, not gonna lie

160points

Cursed_buisness Meeting

Final score:

388points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 3 years ago

What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

234points

Cursed_healthcare

Final score:

374points

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Dynein 3 years ago

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

168points

Cursed_spareparts

Final score:

367points

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Hans 3 years ago (edited)

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

93points

#10

Cursed_pocket

Final score:

358points

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

326points

#11

Cursed_health

Final score:

357points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

98points

#12

Cursed_dad

Final score:

350points

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*me* 3 years ago

🤩 🤩 🤩 wow 👏👏

63points

#13

Cursed_dog

Final score:

349points

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Justin G 3 years ago

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

78points

#14

Cursed_heelies

Final score:

348points

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Gina 3 years ago

This is amazing! I love that idea

111points

#15

Cursed_allergies

Final score:

344points

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Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

or take ur chances with the bees

89points

#16

Cursed_children

Final score:

329points

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Chyppa Homer 3 years ago

So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

89points

#17

Cursed_flight

Final score:

328points

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Autumn 3 years ago

I mean they could...... but no.

83points

#18

Cursed_batman

Final score:

314points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Future Darwin Award winner.

141points

#19

Cursed_cat

Final score:

309points

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Mere Cat 3 years ago

Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

54points

#20

Cursed_carrot

Final score:

300points

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SykesDaMan 3 years ago

Which one's?

89points

Gemmila Cadd 3 years ago

How did you manage to make this more cursed?

38points

Holes2Heaven 3 years ago

Omg the dog comment!!! The dog is like, "great I'm gonna have to hold my bladder all night again when he goes to the ER to get that out of his a**s"!!

3points

Watching 3 years ago

Oh Lord I laughed out loud again.

3points

Leah Pheonix 3 years ago

I get zucchinis that big and we usually end up giving them away to our family because we ain't got no room for 10 zucchinis the size of a baby :l

3points

Angelica Leiner 3 years ago

So just one zucchini at a time , we get it >.>

7points

Pryjmaty 3 years ago

That dog's eyes tho! :-D

1point

Phoebe Stein 2 years ago

Lol thought he was gonna shove it up his a*s.

0points

Carla Olavarría 3 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0points

M Kate McCulloch 3 years ago

bwahahahahahaaa! oh man - someone has their mind firmly in the gutter...

0points

okpkpkp 3 years ago

Ah, hahaha. I laughed too hard.

0points

Kim Lorton 3 years ago

Love those giant carrots!!

0points

Paul Davies 3 years ago

The look on the dog's face grabs me more than the Carrot!

0points

Amber Vandermallie-Walker 3 years ago

you know what they say about big feet------------------------------------big "carrot" *so sus*

0points

Holly Allen 3 years ago

Oh noooo

0points

Lola 3 years ago

Forget the carrot - look at that adorable doggo.

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Not the right shape.

-2points

~ZZZ~ 3 years ago

HILARIOUS!!!

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

Oop- I wanted to laugh but-

0points

Y T 3 years ago

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ZeroHargreaves057 3 years ago

but that would REALLY take away from the point of r/cursedcomments, no?

2points

#21

Cursed_bill

Final score:

299points

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Yeah, you heard 3 years ago

These sorts of charges should be criminal.

293points

#22

Cursed Survival

Final score:

277points

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*me* 3 years ago

*gladiator music starts playing*

85points

#23

Cursed_accident

Final score:

274points

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Loretta 3 years ago

What the actual f**k

88points

#24

Cursed_mask

Final score:

265points

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Pansexual snek 3 years ago

56points

#25

Cursed_airplane

Final score:

248points

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Hans 3 years ago

"Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

109points

#26

Cursed Decomposing

Final score:

247points

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rspanther 3 years ago

I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

128points

#27

Cursed_swearing_baby

Final score:

244points

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Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

LMFAO

68points

#28

Cursed_friend:

Final score:

243points

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

Oh no

81points

#29

Cursed_battle

Final score:

228points

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Night Owl 3 years ago

Ouch

21points

#30

Cursed_brother

Final score:

211points

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N G 3 years ago

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

40points

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#31

Cursed_banana

Final score:

78points

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

I can't stop laughing hahahahahahaha

39points

#32

Cursed Zodiac Sign

Final score:

73points

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Random Person 3 years ago

i wish i could uv more than once

22points

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#33

Cursed_lungs

Final score:

66points

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Mere Cat 3 years ago

Say "i love dad", "dad is the best" and so on, enjoy until the kid gets bored with it :)

23points

#34

Cursed_emojis

Final score:

59points

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Jackie 3 years ago

Hahaha

10points

#35

Cursed_build-A-Bear

Final score:

59points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 3 years ago

Or try to build a centaur

58points

#36

Cursed Weight Loss

Final score:

55points

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Random Person 3 years ago

oop-

10points

#37

Cursed Shoelaces

Final score:

54points

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Dizzy Falcon 3 years ago

Not cursed. I agree with that cursed commenter

59points

#38

Cursed_readiness

Final score:

53points

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Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

me reading this at 3 AM

37points

#39

Cursed_jesus

Final score:

53points

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Harrison Miller 3 years ago

oh...

13points

#40

Cursed_sermon

Final score:

50points

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Half-Jewish-Doggo 3 years ago

OH G O D N O

15points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#41

Cursed Disabled Man

Final score:

50points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!

33points

#42

Cursed_throw

Final score:

49points

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*me* 3 years ago

My heart melted

20points

#43

Cursed_alabama

Final score:

49points

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Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

oh no...

21points

#44

Cursed Tongue

Final score:

49points

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John Juan 3 years ago

My wife says I can't pee in the shower unless I'm taking a shower.

21points

#45

Cursed_equality

Final score:

49points

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Pansexual snek 3 years ago

bish WHAT?!!!!

20points

#46

Cursed Insulin Substitute

Final score:

46points

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*me* 3 years ago

True,

15points

#47

Cursed_magnesium

Final score:

43points

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vogonpoet 3 years ago

Magnesium strips and copper filings. Sparky spark boom!

24points

#48

Cursed_snack

Final score:

43points

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

Ewewewew

23points

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#49

Cursed_valentine's Day

Final score:

39points

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

I don't get this one lol

8points

#50

Cursed_shiny

Final score:

39points

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doof doof doof 3 years ago

No it’s 1/4096 unless you have the shiny charm

12points

#51

Cursed_thanks

Final score:

37points

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Kim Steffen 3 years ago

You're supposed to wind the rope around 13 times.

12points

#52

Cursed_choice

Final score:

34points

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Chillace 3 years ago

looks like hes about to lob a grenade into it

10points

#53

Cursed Love

Final score:

31points

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Kira Okah 3 years ago

They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.

16points

#54

Cursed_rides

Final score:

30points

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Robert T 3 years ago

Someone's got it coming!

17points

#55

Cursed_autobots

Final score:

28points

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

That's going to hurt...

4points

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Half-Jewish-Doggo 3 years ago

what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person

30points

Chillace 3 years ago

then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad

20points

Lovey Dove 3 years ago

a centaur has 6 limbs and is therefore an insect

11points

Tamara Kroonen 3 years ago

That won't work, because the human halves of both creatures are the upper body. You don't want a baby with two upper bodies attached to each other, it is like CatDog but then humans.

8points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

yeah but what if *absorbs more autism for power* a human and a dragon had a baby and the child got really mad and destroyed humanity

2points

Zaza 3 years ago

Which one would provide human legs exactly? Explain how that could possibly work

1point

Chillace 3 years ago

i always like these posts

16points

Hermione Granger 3 years ago

Same! I’m still giggling from some of them.

3points

Watching 3 years ago

I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!

13points

Never Stop Twinkling™ 3 years ago

Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆

1point

Never Stop Twinkling™ 3 years ago

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0points

Wandaluzt 3 years ago

Thank you for what? No one from this site posted any of this. It's all ripped off from Reddit. It does say that in what passes for an article. This is how this site works.

-2points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

I haven't read the list yet but who or what is Pewdiepie?

4points

Kiki 3 years ago

YouTuber don't know why you were downvoted

3points

Tracy Costa 3 years ago

Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!

4points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

these are hilarious XD

2points

Sarah 3 years ago

Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?

2points

PodgyPigeon 3 years ago

i think they post emojis

1point

Emily 3 years ago

It would be nice if you wrote a piece that wasn't ripped off from Reddit...

0points

Y T 3 years ago

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Adam Rindegård 3 years ago

you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...

6points

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Half-Jewish-Doggo 3 years ago

what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person

30points

Chillace 3 years ago

then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad

20points

Lovey Dove 3 years ago

a centaur has 6 limbs and is therefore an insect

11points

Tamara Kroonen 3 years ago

That won't work, because the human halves of both creatures are the upper body. You don't want a baby with two upper bodies attached to each other, it is like CatDog but then humans.

8points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

yeah but what if *absorbs more autism for power* a human and a dragon had a baby and the child got really mad and destroyed humanity

2points

Zaza 3 years ago

Which one would provide human legs exactly? Explain how that could possibly work

1point

Chillace 3 years ago

i always like these posts

16points

Hermione Granger 3 years ago

Same! I’m still giggling from some of them.

3points

Watching 3 years ago

I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!

13points

Never Stop Twinkling™ 3 years ago

Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆

1point

Never Stop Twinkling™ 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Wandaluzt 3 years ago

Thank you for what? No one from this site posted any of this. It's all ripped off from Reddit. It does say that in what passes for an article. This is how this site works.

-2points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

I haven't read the list yet but who or what is Pewdiepie?

4points

Kiki 3 years ago

YouTuber don't know why you were downvoted

3points

Tracy Costa 3 years ago

Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!

4points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

these are hilarious XD

2points

Sarah 3 years ago

2points

PodgyPigeon 3 years ago

i think they post emojis

1point

Emily 3 years ago

It would be nice if you wrote a piece that wasn't ripped off from Reddit...

0points

Y T 3 years ago

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Adam Rindegård 3 years ago

you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...

6points