👏🏻😂

Wow!

And drunk people!

!

Hahahaha

I giggled, not gonna lie

What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

You know she is minding her own business when she puts her phone in whichever pocket she chooses.

Whoever invented the ridiculous fake/half front pockets for women should be sentenced to wear clothing that has them .... for eternity......

Could we please have a moratorium (permenent) on referring to women as ho's and bitches?

Right, ok. So she puts her phone in her back pocket which highlights her bum and if he notices her non-removable body part she's a wh0re. So, what, to be seen as a non-skank a woman must be unattractive to him, but then presumably he would also see her as completely valueless so in his world women are either wh0res or worthless. Thaaaaaat's great.

How is that supposed to be a sign for a hoe?? It makes your ass look weird - what decent hoe would allow that?

Do most people even put their phone in their front pocket..? I can't think of anyone I know who does..

Wtf? It’s already hard to find women’s clothes with pockets that are actually real, and now we’re being judged for using them?

Srsly what???

and is that a garden "hoe" or just your regular "ho"

I usually keep mine in my bra cause I don't have pockets

She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

🤩 🤩 🤩 wow 👏👏

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

This is amazing! I love that idea

or take ur chances with the bees

So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

I mean they could...... but no.

Future Darwin Award winner.

Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

Which one's?

These sorts of charges should be criminal.

*gladiator music starts playing*

What the actual f**k

XD

"Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

LMFAO

Oh no

Ouch