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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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    #6

    Cursed_hot Tubs

    Cursed_hot Tubs

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    #7

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

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    #8

    Cursed_healthcare

    Cursed_healthcare

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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    #9

    Cursed_spareparts

    Cursed_spareparts

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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    #10

    Cursed_pocket

    Cursed_pocket

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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    #11

    Cursed_health

    Cursed_health

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

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    #12

    Cursed_dad

    Cursed_dad

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    #13

    Cursed_dog

    Cursed_dog

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    Justin G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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    #14

    Cursed_heelies

    Cursed_heelies

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    Gina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing! I love that idea

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    #15

    Cursed_allergies

    Cursed_allergies

    HugsForCorpse Report

    #16

    Cursed_children

    Cursed_children

    rain2006 Report

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

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    #17

    Cursed_flight

    Cursed_flight

    unerK Report

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    #18

    Cursed_batman

    Cursed_batman

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    #19

    Cursed_cat

    Cursed_cat

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

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    #20

    Cursed_carrot

    Cursed_carrot

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    #21

    Cursed_bill

    Cursed_bill

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sorts of charges should be criminal.

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    #22

    Cursed Survival

    Cursed Survival

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    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gladiator music starts playing*

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    #23

    Cursed_accident

    Cursed_accident

    brunettemountainlion Report

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    #25

    Cursed_airplane

    Cursed_airplane

    TheoSteventon Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

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    #26

    Cursed Decomposing

    Cursed Decomposing

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

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    #30

    Cursed_brother

    Cursed_brother

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work I have a keyboard with no letters on it. I love it, but every so often a co-worker needs to use my keyboard to enter their password. We're all programmers so I expect most of them are generally decent typists, but apparently entering something like "8-!D[tB&^A" without the letters is actually pretty hard...

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    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands up everyone who was forced to take typing as a graduation requirement in High School.....

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my mom like 20 years ago. I thought it would throw her off because she wasn't very computer literate, but she didn't even notice because she could touch type from her typewriting secretary days. I, on the other hand, could not use the computer till I fixed the keyboard.

    Dylan Clements
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't this read, "Zf xdiepcd dckddkycm zf rcfxikdc"

    Leah Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no because it's just the top not the buttons themself so it would type normally and also I assume this was on his phone because of the picture

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switch his to a Dvorak keyboard in retaliation. https://www.dvorak-keyboard.com

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, switch his to a stenography keyboard and remove all evidence of the chords.

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    Murray Kitson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i learned to touch type a long ass time ago... doubt i would even notice until i am copying something from a sheet i am holding in one hand and one hand typing

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was just the caps pry, no sweat if you know how to type... 😉

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to rearrange your brother.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do that at work so no one touches my workspace with their germy fingers......

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm annoyed he left the zero after the nine though.

    JustABoredwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My keyboard-pecking skills give me immunity to this

    similarly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While slightly annoying, it's not actually a big problem. It looks like a mechanical keyboard anyway. I have a Filco mechanical keyboard and it comes with a tool for removing the keys (for cleaning, replacement, etc.). I love my keyboard because it's simple (no lighting, no gimmicks), the labels are printed on the FRONT of the keys rather than the top, so they don't rub off from typing, it can be cleaned VERY easily, and it's built like a tank. It's heavy, but built to last. Reminds me of the early keyboards from the 1980s.

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now unless he's a touch typist, he can't Google it if he doesn't!

    rean addy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could take a while to ggogle that on that keyboard

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    It won't make any difference.

    Matilda Haschek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the bible, adam and eve have 2 sons, Cain and Abel. cain kills abel. they are trying to say they should kill their brother. (i hope this helps)

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    #32

    Cursed Zodiac Sign

    Cursed Zodiac Sign

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    #33

    Cursed_lungs

    Cursed_lungs

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say "i love dad", "dad is the best" and so on, enjoy until the kid gets bored with it :)

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    #35

    Cursed_build-A-Bear

    Cursed_build-A-Bear

    F3RCHO115 Report

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    #37

    Cursed Shoelaces

    Cursed Shoelaces

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    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cursed. I agree with that cursed commenter

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    #38

    Cursed_readiness

    Cursed_readiness

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    #41

    Cursed Disabled Man

    Cursed Disabled Man

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!

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    #42

    Cursed_throw

    Cursed_throw

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    #44

    Cursed Tongue

    Cursed Tongue

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    John Juan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife says I can't pee in the shower unless I'm taking a shower.

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    #46

    Cursed Insulin Substitute

    Cursed Insulin Substitute

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    #47

    Cursed_magnesium

    Cursed_magnesium

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    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnesium strips and copper filings. Sparky spark boom!

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    #49

    Cursed_valentine's Day

    Cursed_valentine's Day

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    #50

    Cursed_shiny

    Cursed_shiny

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    doof doof doof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s 1/4096 unless you have the shiny charm

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    #51

    Cursed_thanks

    Cursed_thanks

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to wind the rope around 13 times.

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    #52

    Cursed_choice

    Cursed_choice

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    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like hes about to lob a grenade into it

    #53

    Cursed Love

    Cursed Love

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.

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    #54

    Cursed_rides

    Cursed_rides

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