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The internet is a gift that keeps on giving. The sheer amount of content it holds means that there ought to be a little something for everyone there, no matter the topic or format. Quite a few internet users would likely agree that the comment section contains some of the most amusing examples of online activity. Especially for dark humor enthusiasts who can find an abundance of what can only be called “cursed” comments to giggle at.

Luckily for those who enjoy such type of content, the internet provides plenty of sources to find it, such as the ‘Cursed Comments’ Instagram account, for instance. Dedicated to grim humor, it boasts quite an impressive collection of people’s remarks that might make you feel bad for laughing. Scroll down to view some of their best examples on the list below.

#1

This Is True

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Take me to dinner first
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear, I guess I'm not in the mood at all for cursed comments then lol again, just a cruel joke. Where is the "wholesome" BP from yesterday??

HannyRo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I got waaaaaay to excited about a new washing machine.

Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you hear music that came out when you were in high school/middle school on the classic or oldies station 😅😅😂😂😂😫😫😭😭😭

SingingCatMom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What?????I'm not a child any more? WHY DIDN"T SOMEONE TELL ME!!???!!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was too big to ride a kiddie ride at the Boardwalk and… I cried, haha :,D I cried earlier right now too, for stress reasons

Mr.G86
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn that took a dark left turn. I was gonna say around 9 or 10 when family would send me money instead of toys. As a kid i was disappointed obviously bcuz at that age I was like wtf do I do with this, I want toys. I guess it's when you transition from getting toys to getting cash to buy what YOU want. But now im an adult, but I want toys. Sex toys for the wife, toys to play with my kids, and toys for myself. Dam I almost cries typing this bcuz I didn't realize howuch I had to separate my own hobbies from hobbies with my kids. It's definitely NOT the same.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: pedophilia isn't actually as rampant among Christian priests as it is made out to be. In the mean time, other religions go unchected, as do politicians, celebrities (what about that Epstein client list) and ordinary "uncles."

pfeils wife
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. This comment is humorous and sadly true, all at the same time.

Wondering Alice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your mum sends you an unexpected present and it's a hover, and you are really really happy about it.

Kristal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I didn't get a stocking for the holidays after my grandmother died

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When Biden stopped sniffing my hair and no longer wanted to play the "magic snake" game.

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The exact amount of content online is difficult to determine, though Statista estimated that back in 2020, it was roughly 64.2 zettabytes. Such mind-boggling numbers mean there must be quite a few comments out there as well, as Media Engagement’s survey shows that 55% of Americans have left commentary on the internet at least once while browsing.

It also revealed that roughly 78% have spent some time reading the comments, some of which, as you can see on the list, can get pretty wild. It might be related to the fact that nearly 67% of those surveyed believe anonymity in the comment sections allows users to share ideas they might be reluctant to express otherwise.

#4

I Was Hoping The Lion Would Join In Tbh

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexual behavior is observed in over a thousand species worldwide. And guess what? Homophobia is observed in only one of those species. Humans. Who's unnatural again?

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Whether anonymously or not, quite a few people use the comment section to express their wit and a rather dark sense of humor. Even though the latter might seem completely unacceptable to some—online or in real life—others appreciate people’s ability to look at taboo subjects in a rather lighthearted way.

Research on cognitive and emotional demands of dark humor processing revealed that people who enjoy such a sense of humor tend to show higher levels of intelligence than those who oppose it.

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Published in the ‘Cognitive Processing’ journal, the research was carried out by having 156 adults rate dark humor cartoons and conducting measurements of three factors: intelligence, mood disturbance, and aggressiveness.

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The results pointed out that those inclined to a dark sense of humor showed the highest values in regards to intelligence, and lowest ones regarding mood disturbance and aggression. People less in favor of dark humor showed average intelligence scores and high mood disturbance as well as high levels of aggressiveness.

#10

Welcome To The Gsming Section Shere We Really Don't Like... "Politics"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the police show up, just say someone dropped a banana peel and you spun out of control

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It might not be easy to explain why we laugh at jokes based on all kinds of horrible situations, but there are some theories regarding the matter. Psychological Science covered an idea proposed by behavioral scientist Peter McGraw and his colleagues, known as the “benign-violation theory”.

It is based on people being amused by certain moral violations, such as threats to their beliefs or disparaging statements, as long as the violations are harmless. If the tone that is used to present the threat is playful rather than menacing, it evokes laughter rather than fear or sadness.

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#12

Woo Hoo Funny!

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Paul Neff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grammy got all of us beat here, never even knew she played before!

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#13

Boom I Pooped My Pants Heehee

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, I tried this on mine. He's so relaxed he's been asleep for 6 hours!

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#14

Cancer Speedrun, Leukemia World Record Can I Get A Pog In Chat

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Eric G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a limit on cancer jokes people. That was one You get tumor.

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Based on the theory, the thing that separates a threat from a joke is psychological distance, which comes in four varieties: spatial, social, temporal, and mental. For example, a joke based on something that occurred far far away (the spatial variety) might not seem as harsh as one based on something happening nearby. Similarly, something might not seem funny if it’s related to someone you know (social), if it happened yesterday instead of years ago (temporal), or if it is based on real events rather than a hypothetical scenario in your head (mental).

The theory suggests that whether the joke is going to be a success or not depends on the combination of moral threat, emotional safety, and psychological distance.

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#17

Y'all Mind If I Nut In King Tut

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Eric G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if it's any of my girlfriends, it's "wow, it looks a lot smaller in person than I thought it would be."

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In subsequent research, McGraw revealed that the extent of psychological distance that is required for a joke to be funny depends on the gravity of the situation it is based on. One of the ways researchers tried proving the hypothesis was asking a number of people which scenario they were more likely to find funnier—being hit by a car five years ago or yesterday. 99% of those surveyed chose the former.

#18

First You Blow Your Shot At Life, Then Your Cellmate

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I've been saying! I drop the soap on purpose and judge them then.

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Psychological distance might be one of the reasons why some people find dark humor funnier than others. It only makes sense that a person somehow linked to certain unfortunate events won’t find humor based on them very funny. And understandably so; laughing at heartbreak-related jokes, for instance, might be pretty difficult if you had yours broken two days ago.

#21

Poor Mother

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Rocco MZ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time at a Christmas party at our house we put a really nice scented candle in the bathroom. At one point, I was in line and there was one guy in front of me and a very attractive woman had gone in. She came out and said, "Wow, wait until you smell that!" Both him and I shot beer out of our nose laughing. She said, "THE CANDLE! WAIT TIL YOU SMELL THE CANDLE!"

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Whether it’s grim or more lighthearted, humor can help people deal with difficult times. The American Institute of Stress revealed that processing humor is a brain activity related to wit, mirth, and laughter—cognitive, emotional, and physiological responses respectively. It pointed out that focusing on them, by doing laughter yoga, for instance, can help minimize anger and anxiety or reduce the pressure and tension caused by stress.

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#24

Haha 69 Retweets

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Logan is proving himself time and time again to be a piece of s**t. It's a shame, I was really starting to like him.

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If you enjoyed the type of humor in these cursed comments, click here to find more of a similar kind; or browse the lists of disturbing images here and here for more cursed content.

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#30

Poppy Heart Boutta Stoppy

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh the joys of early childhood scarring, i was shown this in primary school by a 'kind' friend

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