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You know the feeling. You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback until long after the fight is over.

There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We've all been there. It's devastating.

So let's take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacks—the ultimate expressions of wit and cleverness. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways people have ended their disagreements.

#2

Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

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#3

"Educate Your Self"

"Educate Your Self"

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#4

That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

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Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And polio, measles, pneumonia, diptheria, influenza? Oh and that pesky Bubonic Plague. A healthy gut sure worked there.

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#6

Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this from a few weeks ago! After all, ii did say I wanted to, given its a brilliant comeback :D

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#8

This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

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Jihana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like for some people the concept of consent is a pretty hard one to grasp...

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#9

In The Interests Of Public Safety

In The Interests Of Public Safety

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Bye Bye Trash!!

Bye Bye Trash!!

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He himself is both a boob and an ass. If he can find a like minded friend they'd make an interesting pair 😂

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#13

Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ask again...why would they give us FREE microchips with our vaccinations? If they wanted to microchip us you'd better believe they're going to make us pay for it too.

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#14

"I Don’t Understand Marches"

"I Don’t Understand Marches"

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Monday
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does Tomi still have a job? I feel like I could write a bloody book about the moronic things I've seen from her on this website alone...Did she just never learn how to think...or at the very least google...before she speaks/posts?

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#15

Your Bigotry Is Showing

Your Bigotry Is Showing

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Toujin C'Thlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stuff like this also shows how mentally stuck in the past conservatives are. They honestly think scenes like this will actually scare people as much it scares them.

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#16

America, F**k Yeah!

America, F**k Yeah!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad that someone let alone a child needs to do this. This is a government and school funding issue.

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#17

Babies Are Not A Plaything

Babies Are Not A Plaything

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Regardless of context, I think the reply was justified. As someone who can't have kids, I am sick to the back teeth of people asking me when and why we don't have kids. Mind your own business.

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Girls Have Ankles Too

Girls Have Ankles Too

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now do it every 30 minutes or so, day and night, for 5-7 days, while pretending you're just fine.

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. Yes. 2. Yes, my period hurt worse. B/c, unlike the ankle, it comes back every friggin' month. The ankle just healed.

Megzymonsta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine rolling both ankles like that whilst experiencing period pain. I also had a throat infection so literally had head to toe pain

Aroha
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have rolled my ankle. Yes it hurt. I have also endometriosis which means if I menstruate, I literally bleed internally, between my organs. And yes it hurts more.

Ozacoter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sorry. Endo sucks really bad. Healthy people will never understand how deeply chronic illneses can ruin your life. Not only for the intensity of the pain (my endo pain has been the highest I evet experienced and I had several painful accidents) but also for the duration (my endo pain is most of the time moderate (6-7/10) but it is there 24/7 which can be maddening).

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Ella Blackwood
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all day and night for five straight days in a row? I think he needs to see an orthopedic surgeon, becuse that is one messed up ankle.

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Des
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i roll my ankles sooo frickin much 😑

CalicoKitty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ankles hate me. I can wear flat shoes with good support but noooo. And then you walk around with cramps and you're not concentrating and the ankles are like "Aah, an opportunity =)"

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Samantha Hurrell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have rolled my ankle like this and believe me I'd rather do it again than have period pain.

Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hah I can't stop imagining how we would galumph around with no ankles 😂

Terilee Bruyere
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter, whom will have periods when she is older, has ankles that roll like that every time she walks without her prescription shoes. I just don't get guys who try to act like women are either making up the pain or making it seem worse than it is. Do YOU have them? No? Okay then, please don't tell me how much they don't hurt and I won't tell you how much it doesn't hurt to get kicked in the balls.

Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did the person posting this not even hesitate slightly and think 'perhaps some girls *have* rolled their ankles over?'

Nubis Knight
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a girl and beside the period pains I managed to roll both my ankles like this in a span of two days... while hopping down the stairs with my good leg after a rolled ankle on the other leg, so I ended up with two sprained ankles. Still think period cramps are worse and not only cause they come with periodic time schedule...

Nerdy Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and cramps are worse. Imagine someone stabbing you and twisting the knife around while you can't move and you are bleeding down there. Then imagine this happening every day. That is what it feels like.

poisonous fart frog
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

have you ever done that for 8 days a week once a month and bleed at the same time

MandaPanda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine rolling your ankle while having terrible period cramps ugh

Erik Granqvist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Girls don't have ankles? Then, when do girls devlope ankles in their way to womanhood? Because I am absolute positive my wife has them.

Lucia ZG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve rolled my ankle like that and I’m a girl. 😒🙄😒

Dorothy Parker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And women wear heels, often designed by men, and dance backwards.

Julianne_thecatlover555
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Girls. Have. Ankles. my mom broke hers once, the same one she sprained twice in her life.

Sharrow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did. And indeed, it hurt more than period, and I couldn't walk for a day. That having said, I do not have the tendency to injure my ankle every month and my period pains are, thankfully, mild.

Ozacoter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But its not the case for all periods. I have broken several bones and still hurted less than my bad endo periods.

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Lillukka79
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have and still could work. But period pain has put me on sickleave at times.

Jarod Giaquinto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a condition where my right ankle cannot be sprained or twisted into agonizing pain.

Nkotanyi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually have a genuine question, Can someone explain to me how you can be walking peacefully and then all of a sudden this happens??? I just don't understand

Katherine Boag
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rolling my ankle like that doesnt hurt, only hurts if i fall over because of it

InfectedVoice
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I broke my ankle in 3 places in a skateboarding accident, the white-hot pain made me pass out, never thought to compare that to period pains you know.

Luna Lovegood!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, actually, we don't even have legs. we're just legless-beings, with *by the way* no legs.

Myrkur
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the ankle pain was only really bad for a few hours and painfull when moved and never again after healing. Freaking period is cramps so bad it almost makes me cry and a sore lower back every damn month

kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you don't have ankles? so my wife lied to me when she fractured her ankles 3 years ago?

cool sun
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on how bad you twist your ankle. Like the picture, doesn't hurt that much, i had worse period pain. But i did twist my ankle so bad i couldn't breathe, speak or scream, but i was in tears for couple minutes. PS: i am a woman, had really bad cramps and twisted my ankle really bad. Very bad. And broke my butt, which hurt as bad as the twisted ankle.

Ozacoter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also deoends on the period. I have broken several bones, had surgery and feel down stairs against a wall and out of a golfcar against concrete. Nothing has ever been as painful as my bad periods.

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CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rolled my ankle so many times growing up my foot sticks out when I walk, but yeah no ankles so it must have been my period

Brendan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm probably s bit dense, but can someone explain her response? I don't get it.

Myrkur
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first post makes it sound like girls never roll their ankle so they can't say period pains are bad. So then the girl is like "yeah we know how it feels, girls have ankles too"

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AJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Broke my ankle in a car crash, needed an operation and 3 nights in hospital, period pain is still worse pain I've experienced. Glad I got effective pain medication finally at the age of 30 or 31.

Ozacoter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you take? I have tried it so many things and nothing helps :( The only thing that helps a bit is tramadol but at such a high dose that the side effects dont compensate the pain relief.

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Hakitosama
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

B*tch please! We roll our ankles more often than dudes thanks to "MaNdAToRy hEeLs" with worse consequences than a sprain ! Sisters in the comments! How many of you broke theirs walking in heels 👠?

somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah i just did that about a month ago, it still wasn't as bad as some period cramps i've had

Donald Holder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony of this statement is that since the creation of high heel shoes, the vast majority of twisted or even broken ankles are women. And I can prove it with the number of x-rays I've performed in 5he last 28 years as a ARRT certified Radiology technologist.

M Kate McCulloch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - twice - and I'd rather do it again than have my f*****g uterus back because the uterus caused soooooo much more pain.

Celtic Pirate Queen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, because rolling an ankle ONE time is equivocal to having to BLEED FROM YOUR VAGINA EVERY MONTH for 30+ years. You f*****g ball sack.

Kelly Hartle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if I did it every month for 5 days at a time I'd agree, but I doubt it.

Noelle (he/fae/xe)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It never hurts when I do that, all I know is that right now I'm in bed with a heating pad on my stomach, feeling like I'm wearing diaper, and looking at this website for consolation.

Coleen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a matter of fact, I have rolled my ankle like that. More than once. And I've fractured bones and gone through labor for 68 freaking hours. What's your point?

ms Cabins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how I'm standing on my feet when standing still for a longer period of time (e.g doing the dishes). I don't feel a thing. Double-jointed with ADHD, what can I say 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

Piper McLean
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh I have a problem that if I run real quick my ankle twist and I’m hurting for a hour. Oh wait according to this guy I “ don’t have ankle”

Sam rice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know because these two types of pain are comparable.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a condition that makes my periods SUPER painful but I think rolling your ankle is right up there with that pain. I’d much rather have my cystic periods than roll my ankle. But at least usually the pain from rolling your ankle subsides kinda fast.

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$10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

$10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

7 out of ten dollars? Smh is that really what they think? I pay around 19-21% and get a lot of it back in tax credits. Do you think it's the 'ism' that makes ppl think socialism is communism? We could always try calling it socialocracy

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#21

Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they not filter out the weirdos who apply to be teachers? Or are they just good at hiding it?

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#22

God Is A White Man

God Is A White Man

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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, I've read the Bible many times, and have yet to come across the chapter and verse where God mandates that white men be in the majority. Anyone?

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#24

Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard he apparently was breathing air in those two weeks, so hold ur breath and I'll get back to u asap....

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#26

Jeepers Creepers

Jeepers Creepers

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, right? Taking strangers pics is not very subtle! Especially this well framed, poor dude. Now I wonder about genders reversed: guy taking picture of young woman with such inference? Well if I find that creepy (which I do), then by all logic this is equally as creepy (which it is)

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#27

There's No Vaccination For That

There's No Vaccination For That

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Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

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Perry Sologia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid working at a gas station, if the power failed, you cranked it by hand. Lot of years ago, mind

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#33

“We Follow Biblical Rules”

“We Follow Biblical Rules”

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labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The word “homosexual” wasn’t added into the Bible until 1942. Can we not hide behind religion to excuse our homophobia, thank you.

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#37

Can't Say Much, Can We?

Can't Say Much, Can We?

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Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

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#42

That’s A Lotta Damage

That’s A Lotta Damage

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Inconvenient At Worst

Inconvenient At Worst

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Froganit Gamesy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until they find the truth about the nation wide conspiracy you call Santa Claus

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#44

My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

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Murdered By Logic, As Well

Murdered By Logic, As Well

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it's cold it's coz the big ball in the sky is angered! If we harass our enemies perhaps it shall return! I think we angered it with the panels! *sob*

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#48

Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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#50

Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

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New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you! Lol I love Jacinda, she reacts as any other person, repeat that again person, would. Ppl pigeonhole her by gender can go shove themselves, as they bounce off her like water off a duck's back. Great role model for young women :)

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#52

Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second while his warehouse workers rely on food stamps.

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#53

Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

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#54

Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

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He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's got a point, words aren't oppressive. It's how those words are used that's oppressive. We shouldn't be offended by the word itself, we should be offended by the fact that the person used the word.

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Amazing Observation

Amazing Observation

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KatHat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Ben Shapiro. Another lying asshole stoking the outrage machine, always and every day.

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#57

Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

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Not Proud British
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair to the tweeter, in the UK (don't know about other countries) you do not have to wear a mask outside. Walking in the countryside less so. I've had a jogger almost fall into a ditch trying to avoid me on a country lane, and this was after I'd moved right to the side to allow him to pass. Some people just like extremes I guess.

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#58

They Have To, It's The Law

They Have To, It's The Law

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Sista of the moon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion but i think that decriminalizing ALL drugs is a terrible idea.

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#59

I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

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KatHat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"One rule for me, another for thee." The mantra of the modern Republican Party. Runner-up: "I will only care about something if it affects me personally."

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#61

When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

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Paul Davis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But antimaskers and antivaxxers don't believe in math or science because they flunked it in school.

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#62

Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

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Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember, employees! An Apple™ a day keeps the suicide nets away!

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#63

Pick Me, Pick Me!

Pick Me, Pick Me!

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#64

Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

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#65

I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

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#66

Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

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#67

Brandy Is Not Having It

Brandy Is Not Having It

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like Brandy the drink, Brandy the singer and now Brandy the sassy store owner

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#68

Why Is Tucker Carlson?

Why Is Tucker Carlson?

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Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

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Sleazy Weaver
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being in a bad place yourself is no excuse to hurt others, especially those who depend on you. If you're a parent falling into a toxic spiral, don't be afraid to get help for yourself & your kids before it's too late. Neither of you deserve to be in pain & there are people out there who want to help.

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"In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

"In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

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Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how when someone actually has enough food to get them through the day they might be more motivated to find a job and better themselves. Crazy how having enough money to pay for childcare actually allowed more people to seek work. Truly a mystery how this happened.

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I Can't Make Titles

I Can't Make Titles

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J. F.
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the lack of funds is the reason why ESA has to help NASA out for the next moon landing mission (Artemis).

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#73

It's That Simple

It's That Simple

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KatHat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My English teacher would NOT allow us to refer to the book using the numerals. In essays we had to write Nineteen Eighty Four (and underline it, since you couldn't do italics in handwriting). Style guide FTW!

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[insert Mildly Interesting Title]

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Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

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