buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Malory has cracked the system

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space

He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

Like I said, hey gorgeous

The whole pic (that I have seen, at least), has the first guy reply back "hey, handsome, how are you".

What's he even doing reading HER messages and answering them on HER phone...? (or is that a common thing to do nowadays? I've never done that on my husbands phone)

I’m 98% sure that it’s the woman using a filter to make themself a dude

I dunno, I think the profile of the avatar is the same guy?

Damn, ditch her and come to me dude, you lookin fiiiine

A) he has her password/held the phone at her face? 2) why’s he wearing glasses or is that part of the filter? Sus

This is wrong on so many levels.

I very much want to see what that text that is cropped says.

I would've said, now ex boyfriend

Bloody oath 🙄

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

DAM

I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man