buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Funny, but not helpful. Kinda like Reddit

Help someone else. This usually works as it changes your focus from internal to external.

Ooof!

Vent to it with permission l.

Well, in all seriousness: when I was deepest into depression (when I went to the uni) I started to get really into studying. I thought "well, this book doesn't care how I feel, the text is still the same". I also read different types of fictional stories. Kafka made me laugh, which was weird. Oh, and I saw ALL of tour de France that year. Not missing any of it. Because I was too physically exhausted from my depression to do anything but sitting on my couch. Oh, and my depression nearly got me killed a few times when I was walking in traffic so I just went outside as little as possible. But studying was a real great way for me to get out of depression.

I mean.. it kinda works after all.. but still she come back for occasional fvck dates

Depends on why your depressed. Just being loved by those close to you is sometimes enough.

Work, work and did I was overhours?

Actually, as a VERY short term solution, according to the professor of my Abnormal Psychology class way back in 2005, the quickest way to alleviate symptoms of depression is by not sleeping, because the brain will increase the release and absorption of the assorted "happy" hormones/chemicals. However, as I stated, it is temporary, because fatigue will set in, and mess all that brain chemistry up.

Never thought to try that.

Ahhhhh! Hilarious

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Malory has cracked the system

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space

He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

Like I said, hey gorgeous

Bloody oath 🙄

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

DAM

I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man