buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Boomer humor

Men really hate women

Love how they type "son" and "Dad" so that people reading their fabricated meme can follow along.

I know

Cr@ppest father-in-law ever.

dammmmmmm

Ugh. It's 2023. Can we not with the marriage = death jokes?

Yeah we gotta retire this mindset

Yeah, I know the weddings tomorrow. That's why later you'll remember it as the last day you had as a single person, before you got married, and think of it as the happiest day of your life.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😐😂😳

A bunch of completely nuts revelers are coming for him and they will make him the center of the "party". His father seems to know that. :D

It’s your own damn fault if you didn’t learn how to choose an appropriate partner for life! Grow up and take responsibility for your actions and stop blaming marriage!

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A man after he gets married...... Goodbye mom goodbye Dad so long friends and free time goodbye to making my own choices goodbye to doing things in my own way see you f****** later money

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Malory has cracked the system

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space

He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

Like I said, hey gorgeous

Bloody oath 🙄

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

DAM

I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man