buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

People that expect others to pay simply were not raised right or are downright selfish. And the audacity to ask for the most expensive drink. No ma’am, nobody is about to play me like that.

Just let her get it, place your order, then specify separate checks.

I understand why women, who statistically make significantly less than men, would allow a man to pick up the tab, but don't gouge him.

They have read the “Manly Manual “. :)

This made me smile!

Seriously, you need to take every date there and tip big; and, tell all your friends to sit in his area and tip too. So professional, so perceptive, so smooth...

He should have just left right then and there. That said, the people in these comments don't seem to understand basic dating etiquette of the person doing the inviting also being the one paying for it. Treating a so called romantic interest in a platonic manner is the dumbest thing ever. You guys seriously need to chill out and stop acting like Scrooges and pick mes.

And then everyone clapped?

The bro code!!!

Had sex in the bathroom with a busboy while waiting on the entrees

bro gotta help a bro out you know bro?

Mine n my bf's anniversary is in a couple days and I requested to go to a fancy restaurant (although that was his plan anyway) so I could dress up and not look out of place. I've never been to an upscale place before, so I'm excited :) HOWEVER, since it's going to be more expensive, I flat out said we're splitting the cost. It's insanely unfair to expect someone to pay for the entire bill for an expensive restaurant/bar!

Not only that, but dude, you pick really stupid women !

Did everyone stand up and clap afterwards??

The small towns/villages thing and lack of dates below is because where I live we don't tend to ask someone out on a date. We hook up with them at the pub and then decide if we want to keep seeing each other lol! If you do, you're just straight in a relationship! And if you're still secondary school age it's normally your friends going up to a boy you like and asking them if they want to be so and so's boyfriend!! It's as simple as that lol!

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Wow that guy is an a*****e

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Malory has cracked the system

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space

He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

Like I said, hey gorgeous