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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.
You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.
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I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 1 year ago
Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)
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Claire Armstrong 1 year ago
Seriously, I think just about every other country in the world does this better than America!
Edwin Fernández 1 year ago
America is a continent. But yeah, you are right with the other things.
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Disgruntled Pelican 1 year ago
India does not rank higher than the U.S. in education. Where did you get that from?
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•Prolific Panda• 1 year ago
Currys! Though, Im pretty sure it was Tikka Masala wasnt actually invented in India.
Jo Jones 1 year ago
Have you tried any other ones ? India is a very big country. My friend said they have a saying “ in India that every 100 miles the food and the language changes’ I think I only tried 5-6 different curries but apparently *most* of them don’t even taste like original Indian ones, as they were customised to our wimp tastebuds ;)
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Nathan Pogorzala 1 year ago (edited)
India has a child mortality rate 7 times higher than the US.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
C'mon people. A list will only serve to agitate them. They honestly believe they're #1. It's not their fault hubris is in their DNA.
Bi Emo 007 (he/him) 1 year ago
Steve Burns sounds like a character that could be in the simpsons
Helena Ribeiro 1 year ago
In protecting kids at school, pretty much every other country in the world is better than US. And healthcare, in many, many countries.
Id row 1 year ago
I bet the police there would actually do more than cower in the bushes if there was a school shooting.
Helena Ribeiro 1 year ago
There most likely wouldn't even be a school shooting! US are the gun fanatics of the world.
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Rostit . 1 year ago
have a terrible caste system and they support the genocide in Ukraine. Modi can go suck an egg.
Couragetcd 1 year ago
Modi sucks, but we can't really say we do politicians better...
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Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Weddings, festivals, pets (How many Americans keep beloved elephants?), women's clothing, colors, extended family values, palaces, luxury trains, and - someone's already said this, but it bears repeating - food!
steve acra 1 year ago
India receives the second-worst results worldwide in the Quality of Life Index (58th) — only ahead of Kuwait (59th) — and performs especially poorly in the Quality of the Environment subcategory (59th): 67% of expats rate the air quality negatively (vs. 20% globally), and more than half (54%) are unhappy with the water and sanitation infrastructure (vs. 12% globally). What is more, close to one in three expats (32%) are dissatisfied with the natural environment in the country (vs. 8% globally). A US American expat says that “environmental efforts are lacking”, and another one shares: “The pollution is a problem. Sometimes I go for weeks without being able to walk or run outdoors, so it is hard to find a substitute kind of exercise.”
Momten Jillian 1 year ago
Poisoning its rural folk with arsenic in their filthy drinking water. 3rd world stuff there let me tell ya
Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago
Everyone protects kids in school better. And people shopping, in church, at synagogue, etc, etc I'm 🇺🇸
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago (edited)
India's population is about 1/3 of the entire world's population...so I would say breeding is something they definitely do better. Another would be religious freedom and acceptance...they definitely do a lot better at the tolerance and acceptance part.
jmdirks 1 year ago (edited)
If this is true then all they are protecting are the male children since females are not allowed to attend, or it is extremely difficult for them to attend school. (GOOGLE IT)
U_dontwanttoknowme 1 year ago
The data is probably from the 70s XD As an Indian, I say we have a wonderful education system
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Rostit . 1 year ago
We love how obsessed you are with us. It's clear you're incredibly jealous but trying to hide behind a facade of contempt. It's pretty obvious and cute.
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Becky Samuel 1 year ago
India reduced the number of people without access to toilets by 450 MILLION in just 4 years. Meanwhile the infrastructure of the USA continues to crumble to dust.
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Susan Bosse 1 year ago
This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started
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Edward Finger Hands 1 year ago
And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison
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I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 1 year ago
I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s
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Red Lotus 🪷 1 year ago
I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.
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CommanderDucky - He/Him - cis. 1 year ago
I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man
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Kunishka 1 year ago
Half of these images are just stuff about india,pakistan and bollywood,Thats why many people are confused.
Monday 1 year ago
Better than it being pure USA. If we get exposed to enough Bollywood we'll eventually start understanding the jokes!
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yannick van gennip 1 year ago
Oh these where such good roasts and more good content more like this please bp
Greenmantle 1 year ago
Hey, people are sick of all the USA-centred posts. There's a whole wide world out there, ya know? Other regions have the right to representation.
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Kunishka 1 year ago
Half of these images are just stuff about india,pakistan and bollywood,Thats why many people are confused.
Monday 1 year ago
Better than it being pure USA. If we get exposed to enough Bollywood we'll eventually start understanding the jokes!
Load More Replies... yannick van gennip 1 year ago
Oh these where such good roasts and more good content more like this please bp
Greenmantle 1 year ago
Hey, people are sick of all the USA-centred posts. There's a whole wide world out there, ya know? Other regions have the right to representation.
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