buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Malory has cracked the system

But wouldn’t it just end on first March?

But why not 30th or 31st instead?

We do use 100% of our brains, just not all areas at the same time. If everything were ‘working’ at the same time we would die immediately.

damm thats smart #life hacks

Sooo does it work or just wishful thinking? Asking for a friend.

This doesn't work, of course. And even if it did, you would be getting a subscription for 3 years and one month in the best case, not 4 years...

Even better, do it on the 30th/31st

When they start billing you on Feb 28 your feelings will be hurt.

Good way to lose that brain

That would never work

Bruh that’s not how that works 😂

Except it doesn't work that way.

That's genius. We have a genius here.

That is actually a myth, or misconception. We do use 100% of our brain, just not all at the same time. Every part of the brain has a function, so depending on what one is doing, one will only utilize those parts of the brain needed for the current activity.

By that logic wouldn't January 30th just be better?

Does it work though

Is it a free month trial or a free 30 day trial??? I have had Netflix for so long I don't remember.

Has anyone tried that?

Genius!

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space

He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

Like I said, hey gorgeous

Bloody oath 🙄

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

DAM

I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man