buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Dogs are always better than people tho

This guy is a genius.

Dogs aren't mean or cynical.

Dogs can spell better

She must beg for treats as well

Dog is friendly, huggable and loveable

Hmmm If you can't figure that out, then you need a dog.

The dog is loyal

Xavier again!

You telling me you don't know the difference between a dog and a human. Llllloser

More Xavier?

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Hmm. I think Gems of Replies may create/make up a lot of it's own content as this is the second time these people have appeared in this post

Isn't this the same guy who talks to ugly people?

Dog can carry more meaningful conversation than this.

Wow men really enjoy shaming women

Is this from a meme generator? I notice it is the same guy from that other post about ugly

He strikes again

This guy s-ends his day thinking of these responses…this is #2 here so far.

Malory has cracked the system

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space