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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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Claire Armstrong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, I think just about every other country in the world does this better than America!

Disgruntled Pelican
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

India does not rank higher than the U.S. in education. Where did you get that from?

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•Prolific Panda•
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Currys! Though, Im pretty sure it was Tikka Masala wasnt actually invented in India.

Jo Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you tried any other ones ? India is a very big country. My friend said they have a saying “ in India that every 100 miles the food and the language changes’ I think I only tried 5-6 different curries but apparently *most* of them don’t even taste like original Indian ones, as they were customised to our wimp tastebuds ;)

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

C'mon people. A list will only serve to agitate them. They honestly believe they're #1. It's not their fault hubris is in their DNA.

mars gemini
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing... go to India and find out it's devastating environment

Helena Ribeiro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In protecting kids at school, pretty much every other country in the world is better than US. And healthcare, in many, many countries.

Id row
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the police there would actually do more than cower in the bushes if there was a school shooting.

Helena Ribeiro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There most likely wouldn't even be a school shooting! US are the gun fanatics of the world.

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Rostit .
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

have a terrible caste system and they support the genocide in Ukraine. Modi can go suck an egg.

Pamela Christie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weddings, festivals, pets (How many Americans keep beloved elephants?), women's clothing, colors, extended family values, palaces, luxury trains, and - someone's already said this, but it bears repeating - food!

steve acra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

India receives the second-worst results worldwide in the Quality of Life Index (58th) — only ahead of Kuwait (59th) — and performs especially poorly in the Quality of the Environment subcategory (59th): 67% of expats rate the air quality negatively (vs. 20% globally), and more than half (54%) are unhappy with the water and sanitation infrastructure (vs. 12% globally). What is more, close to one in three expats (32%) are dissatisfied with the natural environment in the country (vs. 8% globally). A US American expat says that “environmental efforts are lacking”, and another one shares: “The pollution is a problem. Sometimes I go for weeks without being able to walk or run outdoors, so it is hard to find a substitute kind of exercise.”

Momten Jillian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poisoning its rural folk with arsenic in their filthy drinking water. 3rd world stuff there let me tell ya

Lesbitarian Lady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone protects kids in school better. And people shopping, in church, at synagogue, etc, etc I'm 🇺🇸

WickedSwicket
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But outside of schools... Now that's where the s**t hits the fan...

Fillipe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

India is rape country, children get rape, i mean like 5 years old get gang rape, US children get mass shooting, i don't know which one is worst? mass casualty, US is worst, more twisted, India win

OnlyMe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure every country does the protecting kids at school better than US.

JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

India's population is about 1/3 of the entire world's population...so I would say breeding is something they definitely do better. Another would be religious freedom and acceptance...they definitely do a lot better at the tolerance and acceptance part.

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schools maybe. Not doing so great regarding people on trains.

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jmdirks
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is true then all they are protecting are the male children since females are not allowed to attend, or it is extremely difficult for them to attend school. (GOOGLE IT)

U_dontwanttoknowme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The data is probably from the 70s XD As an Indian, I say we have a wonderful education system

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Brenda S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MOST of the planet protects children better than the GUN TOTING USA.

Rostit .
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We love how obsessed you are with us. It's clear you're incredibly jealous but trying to hide behind a facade of contempt. It's pretty obvious and cute.

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ginshun
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Slums. Check out Dharavi. It is wild that people live like that. And sad.

Neil Bailey
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Usa does nothing right. They think they are the greatest. The only thing they are great at is showing other countries they aren't that bad, could be worse.

Becky Samuel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

India reduced the number of people without access to toilets by 450 MILLION in just 4 years. Meanwhile the infrastructure of the USA continues to crumble to dust.

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Susan Bosse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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Chihuahua Mama
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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