When you go shopping on boxing day but you don't technically end up "buying" something

Accurate.

My dog when she wants a treat :)

Oh, them good ol' days where yo had to walk 40 miles in the snow to go to school. That is after you delivered the newspapers and fed all the farm animals. That's when the houses were so tiny you could only have small talk and where you would sleep in the refrigerator to stay warm.

This is too true, I am NOT photogenic, where as all my friends AND dog are..

I'm screaming

WOW

It's better than picking my own nose, yes?

when they tell you no flash, but you take a pic with a flash anyways

I would question who watches Netflix with their breasts out :)

Call me Dickasso

This is the kind of humour I love

Good choice, I can relate

Ah. Been there

true story!

yea just for the fun of it!

The man-child series

Oh! The butler did it!

this one is so true, especially when you get older

Is he smoking opium?

so we are just going to ignore that the men are fighting naked

Seriously, artists DID NOT know how to draw cats back then.

Now we sit back and wait for the hamburger to be invented

When you take your bra off at the end of the day.

If the guy died his name would be Post Bitchface Malone III :)

Mona Lisa's uglier sister Gristellda

Child labour was cheap back then.

you know, no one ever reads them. we all just sign our names or click "I agree"

it's called the Kiss of Poseidon

Cool glove

I must be beyond an intellectual because i judge people for the mistakes I'm currently making

Same result when discussing religion.

give him some milk of the poppy

Or put leaches on ya or this one kills me , blow smoke up thier asses

"You have a headache? Okay, I'll just take some blood and- oh he's dead" (at least you don't have a headache anymore.. right?)

Or drain most of your blood via leeches. Good times.

ha

Except very few people ever recovered.

And add a piece of red flannel

For some people it’s a good old time

Apply 17 leeches for 2.83 hours pls

"Alexa...."

There's a man with a tree branch growing out of his head with an owl sitting on it!

Yes I was in Game of Thrones! Now bugger off! I'm trying to read!

Humpty dumpty and his wife?

meanwhile, the fishermen in the background are moving another body.

Not his fault, chap next to him pinched his stool!

Ah, the good old penis tree :)

oh no i was just gonna start smelly cat