Join the Fun!

#2

It Explains So Much

Final score:

431points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

🤣

90points

#3

Bench Memorial At Stanmer Park, Brighton

Final score:

423points

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JoyfulZebra 1 year ago

Aww, that's so sweet!

151points

Bored Panda got in touch with UK comedy writer and stand-up comedian Davina Bentley to ask some questions about humor and comedy in Britain compared to the rest of the English-speaking world. After all, despite similarities in language, everything from media to stand-up has its own nuances from place to place.

“English humor is bleaker. It’s less earnest than say American humor and it’s weirder. Because British people are particularly idiosyncratic and English humor reflects that. We like things a bit gritty and unpolished.”

#4

Beware, Horses May Bite

Final score:

391points

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OhnoI’vebeencensored 1 year ago

Fair warning

126points

#5

Not Much Sympathy From The Boss

Final score:

391points

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) 1 year ago

I mean... they got a point

160points

#6

My Mate's New Pet - Lamborghini

Final score:

388points

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Nucy 1 year ago

I'd rather have him than the real deal

163points

We also wanted to hear what she thought were some of the most visible differences between how Brits approach “funny” characters, in comparison to, say, Americans. “The characters. English culture doesn’t always celebrate “winners” or jocks, it sometimes celebrates “losers” and I think that could be a struggle. To make sense to a US audience, Tim from the office had to be “glowed up” from Martin Freeman to John Krasinski.”

#7

I Can't Be The Only One

Final score:

387points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

I do.

91points

#8

Went To The Tropical Butterfly House Yesterday And This Fella Was Mocking Me

Final score:

365points

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Cathy Roberts 1 year ago

Love this one ;) his face is perfect!

94points

#9

All Is Well In The World

Final score:

360points

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martymcmatrix 1 year ago

The drug dealer's creativity is unimagineable...

119points

Finally, we wanted to know what Davina's quintessential UK experience was. “Dancing to Girls Aloud at a wedding, Smirnoff Ice from the corner shop, and crying in Topshop,” she told us, so perhaps add it to your to-do list when you are planning your next trip to Britain. You can find Davina’s comedy videos and sketches on Instagram here and on TikTok here.

#10

This Comment On Someone’s Breakfast

Final score:

357points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

Now tbf...it does.

195points

#11

Brits Queuing Without Barriers At An Ed Sheeran Gig

Final score:

356points

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Eunice Probert 1 year ago

Queueing should be an Olympic sport.

157points

#12

You Must Pay For Your Crimes

Final score:

356points

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Donkey boi 1 year ago

Tea is like a samurai sword; Just like 'Once drawn, it cannot be sheathed until it draws blood', 'Once brewed, it must be drunk'.

114points

#13

"King Charles' Coronation Service Will Be Four Hours Longer Than His Mother, Due To His Limited Mobility."

Final score:

338points

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Dragonbeard 1 year ago

Checkmate!

112points

#14

An Egyptian Woman Is Unimpressed By Stonehenge

Final score:

334points

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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

they are not considered to be of the same period and not the same climatic conditions of conservation.

61points

#15

Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween

Final score:

329points

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Brenda 1 year ago

This is just cruel and evil!

193points

#16

Bit Harsh From The Bbc

Final score:

318points

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Brenda 1 year ago

Daaammmnnn! That was uncalled for!

80points

#17

A Guy Asked His Mate To Take His Bin Out As He Wouldn’t Be Home. He Went Above And Beyond

Final score:

317points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

And they lived happily ever after…

81points

#18

Do Not Disturb The Garden Centre Sleepy Cat

Final score:

313points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

Sleep tight Corey.

85points

#19

Flying To Dublin Tomorrow So I Made My Own Carry-On Bag

Final score:

312points

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Tiramisu 1 year ago (edited)

Ooooooh I should make one for Spirit Airlines

72points

#20

So There’s A Fox In My Upstairs Bedroom. Not Entirely Sure How It Got In

Final score:

311points

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Briana Kessler 1 year ago

Awwww

69points

#21

Old Skool UK Graffiti

Final score:

307points

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Lemme get the lemons 1 year ago

Good! As they should!

85points

#22

On A Conference Call…my 14yr Old Daughter Presented Me With This Note To Avoid Disturbing Me

Final score:

298points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

That is actually really cute

145points

#23

Saw This For The First Time In The Mens. I Always Thought It Was A Myth. (Coventry, Battle Bar)

Final score:

293points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

It’s in most British pubs. Usually in the ladies loo.

147points

#24

Today I Visited A Model Village That Had A Model Of The Model Village That Itself Also Had A Model Of The Model Of The Model Village

Final score:

288points

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OhnoI’vebeencensored 1 year ago

Model villageception

98points

#25

Saw This And Instantly Thought Of Casual UK!

Final score:

259points

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CanadianDimes 1 year ago

A friend of a friend commented that he'll always think of Charles as 'King Prince Charles' and I completely agree.

116points

#26

Happy Birthday To That One Kid From Hot Fuzz

Final score:

259points

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Ren Karlej 1 year ago

Love that film!

68points

#27

Casually Saw A Walrus At Scarborough Harbour Last Night Taking A Nap

Final score:

251points

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mhoulden 1 year ago

Thor! They cancelled the New Year's Eve fireworks to avoid disturbing him. More details at https://bdmlr.org.uk/the-return-of-thor

161points

#28

A True Neighbourly British Complaint

Final score:

251points

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BM Khalid Hasan 1 year ago

In my country, if I send this letter to a neighbour, the sound will be double loud! My neighbour will take this as a challenge!

79points

#29

A Facebook Post From My Local Pub Last Night

Final score:

248points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

RIP Biff lookalike. 😢

115points

#30

British Weather Summed Up In 2 Images

Final score:

244points

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OhnoI’vebeencensored 1 year ago

Still brass monkeys out there at 3pm

63points

#31

Northern Train Having An Existential Crisis

Final score:

227points

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Brenda 1 year ago

Neither do I

46points

#32

Oh Dear

Final score:

221points

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Penelope Orange 1 year ago (edited)

This is amusing but I'm wondering how the patron got the card. I'm guessing it came from bar staff/bartender. Couldn't the actual credit card have been returned instead?

55points

#33

Certainly Wasn't Expecting This Message From My Dad Last Night

Final score:

220points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

Fair play.

72points

#34

My Girlfriend Has Just Moved From Birmingham And Says My Village Is “Weird” For Having An Egg Vending Machine. She’s Wrong, Right..?

Final score:

214points

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Dragonbeard 1 year ago

I think this is an eggselent idea! No yoke!

143points

#35

Heard A Noise In The Kitchen Whilst Sat Reading. I Don’t Own A Cat

Final score:

214points

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Eva Kašu 1 year ago

But you have a dope poster! The most british thing I´ve seen today :)

83points

#36

Missus Wants Me To Pull Out All The Stops When I Eventually Propose. I’ve Kept This Bad Boy For Two Years

Final score:

212points

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StrangePenguin 1 year ago

go get her!

42points

#37

Well Now, That's Not A Very Nice Thing To Say About Someone, Bbc News

Final score:

201points

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Paul C. 1 year ago (edited)

....Which is fine, it's when she hits the wacky backy as well, that's when she gets a bit lairy.

58points

#38

Hard Hitting Questions On Loose Women Today

Final score:

197points

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JoyfulZebra 1 year ago

No. Everyone who has breathed dies.

179points

#39

First Day Back In The Office At Work. Printed Off Some Faqs To Stick On The Door To Avoid The Post-Christmas Small Talk Barrage. Genius Or Peak Antisocial Grump?

Final score:

192points

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Maggie 1 year ago

Someone's a bit grumpy.

44points

#40

Local Supermarket Has Started To Put A Protective Barrier Around The Employees Whilst They Put The Reduced Food Out On The Shelves. Out Of Shot Is A Horde Of Eager Pensioners Ready To Pounce

Final score:

190points

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Emma S 1 year ago (edited)

I used to work in a supermarket and I understand this completely. It's impossible to do your job when customers are leaning over you and breathing down your neck so they get get 20p off a packet of ham.

74points

#41

This Is Not My Cat

Final score:

186points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

But he looks like he's your good mate.

97points

#42

It's Kicking Off At Co-Op This Morning

Final score:

184points

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Agfox 1 year ago

Plot twist, it's an ingredient, hence the label tasting notes... "Strong body with distinctive nutty flavour!"

105points

#43

My Son Tells Me (An Hour Before Bed) That He Needs A Cardboard Model Of His Favourite Book For School Tomorrow. Think We Can All Agree I Nailed It, Especially Hedwig

Final score:

182points

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Cyber Returns 1 year ago

Loving the Hedwig

57points

#44

Disco Steve Is In Da House!

Final score:

181points

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James016 1 year ago

"You can't park there mate"

60points

#45

So Over The Last Few Days I’ve Watched This Evolve From Just A Traffic Cone, To A Traffic Cone And A Bin, To A Traffic Cone, A Bin And A Full Patio Set. I’m Impressed

Final score:

181points

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Brenda 1 year ago

But, why!?!

44points

#46

Mum Always Gets Annoyed When We Mess With Her Nativity Scene. This Year We Took Baby Jesus Out For Beers And A Curry

Final score:

178points

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Dragonbeard 1 year ago

I add dragons and dinosaurs to the one my mother puts up.

72points

#47

Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?

Final score:

170points

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Auntriarch 1 year ago

Justified. There are some bloody animals in our offices

138points

#48

Is There A More British Sight Than A Postie In Shorts In The Snow?

Final score:

168points

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Amanda Greenwood 1 year ago

I could believe this in New Zealand too.

61points

Spencer's slave 1 year ago (edited)

Yup, rain, hail, snow or 30°C with 100% humidity and a Kiwi postie is delivering mail.

12points

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Ione Decep 1 year ago

Wait. It snows in New Zealand? (Asks the Canadian who gets annoyed by everyone who think Canada is forever covered in snow)

9points

Fluffybedsocks 1 year ago

Amanda I've seen this all winter in NZ with my local postie

4points

Nikki Sevven 1 year ago

New England as well. I myself have worn shorts with Uggs and a jacket.

4points

Sandrapocalypse 1 year ago

And Canada. Australia, you gonna speak up?

3points

KAM 1 year ago

Was just going to type that!!

3points

Jan Tschierschky 1 year ago

Used to be in Australia too.

2points

️️Upvote faery️ 1 year ago

Saskatchewan Canada as well...

2points

B Wooster 1 year ago

Or Chicago.

2points

Fat Harry 1 year ago

I think we have a lot in common with our antipodean friends.

2points

SkyBlueandBlack 1 year ago

I thought he was in Minnesota, tbh.

2points

Alan Christensen 1 year ago

UPS drivers in the US.

5points

Petra Schaap 1 year ago

party girls out on a saturday night only wearing a dress or very short skirts, also in the snow?

5points

JB 1 year ago

Come to Canada! They re-define resilience to “f**k, it’s incredibly, stupid, cold. Seriously, every hair exposed to the current temperature has a layer of ice”. No doubt, this applies to every location where minus stupid is merely “the weather”

3points

Robert T 1 year ago

It's a competitive sport for them. /nj

1point

Shane Van Veghel 1 year ago

Chicago....

1point

Shiva Ho 1 year ago

Vermont too!

1point

Janet Ryan 1 year ago

Fr there was a power outage at Christmas for a couple of days and at the unheated grocery store there were at least 20 people in shorts and or tank tops

0points

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Wednesday 3 months ago

our postman wears shorts year round unless it's actively blizzarding and below zero (so roughly -18 c for all y'all across the pond)

0points

Me, Myself, & I 1 year ago

Ohio...

0points

Amanda Hunter 1 year ago

I bet he's a bit nippy.

0points

Maggie Mae 1 year ago

They Do This in Canada Too as Apparently they Get Very HOT walking Door to Door with Mail!!

0points

El Dee 1 year ago

What is it with men wearing shorts all year??

0points

Donna Trudeau 1 year ago

Canada as well...

0points

weatherwitch 1 year ago

Ah but my postie told me why he did. Cold legs from shorts were preferable to soaking wet ice cold trousers. However some of them at the delivery office used to have bets as to who could tolerate it the longest 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

0points

MAK 1 year ago

Again. Ohio

0points

Ann McNeil 1 year ago

I thought that was only in Canada!!

0points

Rizzo 1 year ago

Pat is hard as nails. ;) Go Pat!

0points

Aiden Brough 1 year ago

I ahve a couple friends who are posties and I asked them why they wear shorts pretty much all the time, especially in the rain. And the reason is pretty logical. "What's the point wearing soaking wet trousers all day? Besides, your legs dry off quicker in shorts when you're out of the rain"

0points

Parriah 1 year ago

Yep, British Columbia Canada too.

0points

zububonsai 1 year ago (edited)

German parcel postie here. Of 40 coworkers, two are of the "outdoor-sy survivalist" variety and come to work in shorts every time of the year, except the 14 days where it's been -10C. (Great coworkers ✌🏻)

0points

Camilla Koutsos 1 year ago

In Aotearoa/NZ hed be wearijg jandals.

0points

Marilyn Russell 1 year ago

That’s just how Canadian men like my husband dress for the outdoors in all weather, even minus 25.

0points

Twiggy 42 1 year ago

Michigan.

0points

El Howard 1 year ago

I worked with people in Oregon that wore shorts, sneakers, and ski jackets all winter.

0points

Wendy Porter-Ouellet 1 year ago

Canada too.

0points

Diana May 1 year ago

And Canada

0points

A C 1 year ago

What's a postie?

0points

missbutterflyjh89 1 year ago

Postman

0points

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liz MacClain 1 year ago

Wisconsin USA

0points

🤣🤣🤣 (Me while reading bp) 1 year ago

No there isnt

0points

Andy Cran 1 year ago (edited)

I salute our posties , figuratively of course 😆

0points

Julie S 1 year ago

The posties n the UK have a competition every year to see who can keep wearing their shots the longest. So this isn't uncommon.

0points

MonsterMum 1 year ago

Postman have to wear shorts always. It is LAW!

0points

Captain Kyra 1 year ago

I will be adopting this gender neutral word for postal workers.

0points

#49

I Made What The World Wasn’t Waiting For… Big Bean

Final score:

148points

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Hawkmoon 1 year ago

One bean to rule them all!

108points

#50

Your Fridge Has Been Delivered To Your Safe Place

Final score:

147points

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Dragonbeard 1 year ago

Has bin* delivered.

114points

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#51

Queen Elizabeth II Corgis Waiting Outside The Procession For Her Coffin To Arrive

Final score:

56points

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Becky Samuel 1 year ago

I was her pony watching the procession that really got to me.

43points

#52

Birds Eye View Of The UK

Final score:

51points

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Lemme get the lemons 1 year ago (edited)

For anyone who doesn't understand birdseyes makes peas Edit: Jesus wept get a life, I didn't think I'd have to tell people that peas are t sculpted out of clay by the visual or of of an airborn creature

37points

#53

We Love Our Fellow Brits Really. Honest

Final score:

51points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

Brits about people in the same county but the next large town or two over. Woolwich and Abbey Wood, Chatham and Maidstone, Llanelli and Carmarthen...

14points

#54

Curry House Of The Dead

Final score:

50points

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Liam Walsh 1 year ago

I remember this one - definite case of misidentification!

25points

#55

My Technophobic Wife Accidentally Locked Down Her Entire School

Apparently she was 'just typing'.
My wife is the most gifted teacher I've ever met. She works in an incredibly deprived school and has turned her department into one of the best performing in her local authority.
She accidentally pressed a combination of keys that set off the alert by default.
Everything is fine. Put down your pitchforks.

midtrovert Report

Final score:

49points

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Red Wyvern Emperor 1 year ago

I've been working with Windows for 20 years now and I've never seen this. XD

14points

#56

Mental How I Can’t Smoke In This Shop, But Guide Dogs Can

Final score:

48points

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Beeps 1 year ago (edited)

No, you misunderstood that: it doesn’t mean that guide dogs can smoke, it means the only thing you can smoke in there are guide dogs.

36points

#57

I'm Here In The UK On A Work Trip. I Love How Us Yanks Think You Guys Are "Too Polite"!

Final score:

48points

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Paul C. 1 year ago

Oh! I just thought it was a message to their friend behind, who was called CLINT.😉

15points

#58

I Miss Liverpool

Final score:

48points

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Donkey boi 1 year ago

Your man is giving them 1 star for the same reason I'd give Liverpool 5 stars!

30points

#59

Just An Average Customer At My Local Co-Op

Final score:

45points

POST

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

O. M. G. I've never wanted to see some stranger irl till now

13points

#60

‘Full English Breakfast’ Costume For A British Themed Party. Apparently I Didn’t Quite Understand The Assignment

Final score:

45points

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Auntriarch 1 year ago

Seems entirely appropriate to me

35points

#61

Love What Asda Called Their New Knock Off Dr Pepper

Final score:

44points

POST

Capybara With a Cat 1 year ago

Lonely hearts club?

12points

#62

Hmm

Final score:

44points

POST

TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago

Hmm 🤔

5points

#63

At Least It's Not Shut For The Foreskinable Future

Final score:

43points

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Abel 1 year ago

Unseen? Without warning!? What are you going to do with THOSE SCISSORS!!?

19points

#64

First Time Ever: Finished A Bottle Of Worcestershire Sauce, Before It Expires!

Final score:

42points

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Ren Karlej 1 year ago

Amateur! I love the stuff.

24points

#65

When Your Mum Watches Good Morning Britain So Much It Gets Permanently Burned Into Your TV

Final score:

42points

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Tiffany Wilson 1 year ago

How old is this TV? I don't think the new ones do that any more.

14points

#66

Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

Final score:

42points

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Betsy Ray 1 year ago

Be right back. Have to uh, check something.

50points

#67

Council Just Left Stacks Of New Bins For Us To Fight Over And Buggered Off

Final score:

42points

POST

Barbara Kelly 1 year ago

New sport: Bins Battle!

22points

#68

On This Day 25 Years Ago We Lost Princess Diana. Forever In Are Hearts

Final score:

41points

POST

Tiramisu 1 year ago

I didn’t know Princess Diana sang “Wake me up before you go-go”!

29points

#69

Found This Monstrosity While Walking In London

Final score:

40points

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Brenda 1 year ago

That would drive me crazy!

9points

#70

First Time Living On My Own, I Put These Here Over A Week Ago And They’re Still There. How Do I Get Them To Go To The Bathroom?

Final score:

39points

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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago

Give them a pint of beer. They'll soon want to go to the bathroom. It works for me

12points

#71

Step Aside Chatgpt!

Final score:

39points

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Ren Karlej 1 year ago

Hi Holly 👋

27points

#72

Tesco Delivered The Wrong Wine. I Complained, And Another Delivery Driver Turned Up 2 Hours Later With £31 In Cash In An Envelope!

Final score:

38points

POST

Ren Karlej 1 year ago

Not how their customer services normally play out... usually an online refund and possibly a gesture of goodwill voucher!

18points

#73

Looks Like Someone Didn't Pay Their Builder

Final score:

36points

POST

Barbara Kelly 1 year ago

Cementing the deal

17points

#74

Who Controls The Tide?

Final score:

35points

POST

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) 1 year ago

This spelling hurts my brain

52points

#75

Borrowed Wife's Car This Morning And Found This. Should I Seek Professional Help For Her?

Final score:

33points

POST

Somebodys grandmother 1 year ago

Yes...

18points

#76

Had These Internationally Shipped To The U.S.. I Appreciated The Mini Lesson On How To Correctly Read The Date

Final score:

33points

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VonBlade 1 year ago

Just leave this here. dateformat...56cf59.jpg

28points

#77

Not My Car But It Is My Neighbour

Final score:

32points

POST

LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago

I love how wonderfully passive aggressive this note this.

2points

#78

Looks Like Henry's Had A 21st Century Makeover

Final score:

32points

POST

Emma S 1 year ago

Henry you've lost weight.

11points

#79

I Have A Sick Dog So I Ordered £70 Worth Of Groceries From Morrisons Via Deliveroo. Morrisons Accepted The Order But Cancelled Almost Every Item. I Paid £5 Delivery And £5 Tip. And I Got An Onion. Deliveroo Refused To Cancel. Behold, The World’s Most Expensive Onion

I Have A Sick Dog So I Ordered £70 Worth Of Groceries From Morrisons Via Deliveroo. Morrisons Accepted The Order But Cancelled Almost Every Item. I Paid £5 Delivery And £5 Tip. And I Got An Onion. Deliveroo Refused To Cancel. Behold, The World’s Most Expensive Onion

Final score:

32points

POST

Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 1 year ago

No wonder onions make you cry.

21points

#80

Wtf? The Rental Agent Said This Is A Great Bathroom. Wtf Is Wrong With These Morons? I’m Average Height By The Way

Final score:

31points

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Ovar 1 year ago

Real estate agents are basically professional liars. Some of the worst people I've met

19points

#81

Coworker Keeps Joking About Me Being ‘Precious’ Because I Never Accept When He Offers To Make Me A Cuppa. This Is How He Makes His Tea

Final score:

31points

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Mark Bayliss 1 year ago

Kill him. Kill him now, we can't have his genes spreading.

45points

#82

My Daughter Being So Casually British About Coming Out

Final score:

30points

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Emma S 1 year ago

The way coming out to parents should be. As a mother I can't imagine disowning your child purely because of their sexual orientation.

28points

#83

Spotted In My Local Sainsbury's - Not Sure This Quite Adds Up

Final score:

30points

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) 1 year ago

The math ain't mathing...

19points

#84

A Proper Christmas Start

Final score:

30points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

So I showed this to my partner, they want to know where to obtain this pan.

46points

#85

Watching The England V France Match And Searched Up The Referee On Google

Final score:

30points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

I see nothing wrong here….

4points

#86

I've Been Stood Here For Hours And Nothing Has Even Happened

Final score:

30points

POST

Cyber Returns 1 year ago

How much closer do you need it? It's on your wrist!

5points

#87

Every UK Household's Secret Shame

Final score:

29points

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Jayne Brown 1 year ago

Yeah ... I have a collection of these. But they have practical purposes - get some glass paint, paint them, put a tealight in, voila cheap presents. Or, like me, ashtrays.

17points

#88

Microsoft Has Mistranslated Zip Files As "Postcode" In The Gb Insider Version Of Windows 11

Final score:

28points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

I laughed, not gonna lie.

9points

#89

Top Tier Dad Joke From My Dad

Final score:

28points

POST

Chewie Baron 1 year ago

That is indeed a fantastic British Dad joke.

6points

#90

It’s Lovely Being Back In The UK And Getting Proper TV Journalism

Final score:

28points

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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

their faces are unreal

15points

#91

Technically True

Final score:

27points

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Eva Kašu 1 year ago

130?! Is that made from Waterford crystal?

9points

#92

London To Edinburgh Train Today... Let's Hope No One Needs To Pee

Final score:

26points

POST

Cyber Returns 1 year ago

Pee all over the luggage

5points

#93

Friend Is Studying For Their Citizenship Test And I Have To Say We Both Thoroughly Disagree With This Answer

Final score:

26points

POST

Josephine Blogs 1 year ago

Any option apart from the one highlighted will do. 😂

22points

#94

My Local Pubs Cheese And Onion Rolls

Final score:

26points

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Lemme get the lemons 1 year ago

Sandwiches done right!

8points

#95

Staying At My Parents Tonight. My Boyfriend Just Looked In Their Fridge And Said ‘I’ve Never Seen A Fridge Have So Much Yet So Little At The Same Time’

Final score:

25points

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Emma S 1 year ago

He's not wrong.

20points

#96

The Opening Ceremnony For... Lidl?

Final score:

25points

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Cyber Returns 1 year ago

We take our openings in the UK very seriously! Ask at any gay bar

11points

#97

I'm Back Home For Christmas In Bedfordshire After 8 Years Of Being Away And I Have 2 Questions! When The Frick Did This Haircut Happen And Why Wasn't It Stopped?

Final score:

25points

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Paul C. 1 year ago

Yeah I'm not too keen on modern mens haircuts but in my time, I've had a perm, a pony tail and a mullet, so probably best if I shut the F up.

28points

#98

I’m In A Bad Place At The Moment… Not Mentally, I’m Just In

Final score:

25points

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Alexander Elliott 1 year ago

There's a row goin' on down near Slough...

11points

#99

It’s Just A Hole In The Wall I Don’t Get It, What’s So Special? 😭 Why Is It A Tourist Attraction? Why Are The Reviews Like This?

Final score:

24points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

For those who don’t understand, we call an ATM machine a hole in the wall.

31points

#100

Found This On The Work Printer

Final score:

24points

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James016 1 year ago

Mickey Flannagan? You will be going out out

11points

#101

This Is Ridiculous

Final score:

24points

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Dani M 1 year ago

That is a shed.

20points

#102

Just Got This Email From My Boy's School. There Was A Swift Follow Up To Say Teacher Should Be Replaced With Cheetah

Final score:

22points

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Rens 1 year ago

Why would any trip include going to a shanty town??? I left South Africa 20 odd years ago there's no way you'd get me to go to any shanty town in any country!

12points

#103

I Don’t Even Know Where To Post This

Final score:

22points

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JoyfulZebra 1 year ago

You know that scene in The Incredibles where Mr. Incredible had balls shot at him, and expanded when he got hit? It's like someone made an outfit out of those balls.

18points

#104

Note Left In The Kitchen By My Housemate Because Her Oven Glove Has Disappeared

Final score:

22points

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Almost sunny 1 year ago

Waste of police time.

3points

#105

Found Sealed In My Nans Kitchen Cupboard

Final score:

21points

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Kira Okah 1 year ago

Man, just from the design of the box. People would totally buy it on ebay though.

12points

#106

I Got A Life Size (6’5) Jeremy Clarkson Cardboard Cut Out For Christmas, What Should I Do With It?

Final score:

20points

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Alexander Elliott 1 year ago

Vent out rage on it.

13points

#107

New Girl At Greggs Doesn’t Know The Bacon To Bap Ratio Yet :)

Final score:

20points

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Carrie de Luka 1 year ago

Yep, still not quite enough. She'll learn.

14points

#108

Wish Me Luck, Guys!

Final score:

19points

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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago

£10 accepted. Compulsory specialist delivery fees will be £423,740.00

8points

#109

Finally Found A Job Worse Than Mine - Playground Inspector. I Watched Him Test Every Piece Of Kids Playground Equipment In The Rain

Final score:

19points

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Carrie de Luka 1 year ago

How is testing play equipment ever a bad job? Sod the rain, that doesn't matter a jot!!

26points

#110

It Takes Roughly 30 Creme Eggs To Fill A Fullsized Easter Egg. Presenting...the Megga Creme

Final score:

19points

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Donkey boi 1 year ago

You're a dirty bastard... But I love you!

16points

#111

Thank You For Your 44 Years At Asda

Final score:

18points

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Sunny Day 1 year ago

People make fun of these gifts, but it was someone's effort to be nice. Because you know corporate did jack all.

18points

#112

Used An Ai To Bring Henry Viii Into 2022- Thoughts?

Final score:

16points

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Travelling Stranger 1 year ago

ricky gervais in h8 drag

7points

#113

Cheers Eon, Glad I Sat In The Dark For An Hour

Final score:

16points

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Spencer's slave 1 year ago

My power company ( NZ ) sent me a similar email except mine is $649.00 and a reduction to $19 a week.

3points

#114

Someone On Facebook Posted This Breakfast Served At Alton Towers Hotel And It Keeps Me Up At Night

Final score:

16points

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VioletHunter 1 year ago

Why is it all in a cardboard box!

13points

#115

Ai Can Generate British Streets With Alarming Accuracy

Final score:

15points

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Anne Jones 1 year ago

Hey! That’s my street!

5points

#116

I Don't Know Where To Start

Final score:

14points

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Dragonbeard 1 year ago

For the high steaks shoplifter!

19points

#117

Pics From Our Old Letting Agent’s Check Out Report. Still Baffles Me

Final score:

14points

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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago

'Total bond withheld due to hair all over the place. Professional cleaners brought in to completely clean the house again'

4points

#118

Happy Halloween Guys God Save The Queen

Final score:

13points

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HOUSE 1 year ago

What's with the blood, she wasnt murdered lol

18points

#119

Whose Stuff Does The British Museum Have?

Final score:

13points

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Caroline Nagel 1 year ago

Can we be sure that all these artifacts would have survived until today if the UK hadn't taken them? Just a question, I'm NOT saying the artefacts shouldn't be given back.

2points