I can't stop giggling imagining this whole situation

That is hilarious.

That's too funny. My daughters dog attacks her stocking when they finally give it to get off the mantle. Un til then, she stares at it and howel. It is hilarious!

In Germany, you can buy gingerbread from the end of August.

November, hell! Try right after back-to-school and before Halloween! And on December 26th, the Valentines Day stuff is out. The damn Whitman’s Sampler bought on December 26th is going to be stale AF by February 14th! And I can guaran-damn-tee if you give someone stale candy for Valentines Day it will NOT end well for you.

I'd be happy if it waited until November.

This.

On the 'news' they interviewed a manager from Coles about why there are hot cross buns in the stores from Boxing Day and he essentially said 'we've done this for the last 6 years, people buy them, so we will keep doing so' which makes sense, yet I still want to dislike it on principle

We had hot cross buns in the supermarket on Boxing Day!

In the Philippines Christmas starts on September 1!

Agreed

I've been seen

Genius!

Conservatives won't get it lmaoooo

Ooh, not how I see it. The list only has children who are naughty or nice (no adults at all sorry). Criminals, especially murderers and sex offenders, aren't 'naughty'. They are in another category altogether so Santa is doing nothing wrong. Just my take on it 🤷

Sounds like a million-dollar making idea. Sell a festive law enforcement officer doll under that name. (Make if fire-resistant for safety based on what I've seen onthe internet.)

The main question though: Does it need to be rewound?

I went to google to search the meaning of gardai

undercooked trump

Node.

that is brilliant, hilarious, and disgusting.

If you knew some of my uncles, you'll totally understand why I would love this.

Thus, proved.

Best post on the thread!

"Ghosts of Christmas past hate this one weird trick."

To be fair, he leaves presents in exchange. It's called bartering.

it's sad AND funny :D

Grate, the Doughboy has pooped everywhere.

I watched the Muppets Christmas Carol this year and actually thought, "Dang, young Michael Caine looks like a snack." For those who don't know, he plays Ebenezer.

"buy bitcoins"

Turducken

Glitter is the devil to clean up but all of the ornaments on my tree are covered in it. I love the way it sparkles with the lights. I'm sure by now my vacuum has asthma.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your multicoloured led chain decoration.

And sometimes it really works. My grandsons think I have him on speed dial.

The merriest christmas ever.

But who wore it better?? Personally the Grinch gets my vote lol

Yes, those WERE the good 'ol days

Liver Nog was a total disaster. And we never talk about Sprout Nog.

Cat plotting can be dangerous or destructive! But I still love them. I only had to reset my tabletop tree every single day.

For anyone who is wondering, in British English, to 'deck' something (or someone, in this case) is to beat the hell out of it. In this particular case, John Prescott (a Member of Parliament at the time) thumped a member of the public... can't remember why.

Nice