Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

Awwwww!

This is most likely McDonalds secret sauce -_-

... for psychopaths.

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

This one is fairly accurate too.

tastes like shyt

NO WAY :O

That would be my first priority.

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

If you insist...

love where the X mark is placed

WTF

That's actually black edible fungus juice.

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

Working tomorrow.

Yeah, that's rude. Lol

so theres the garden ..

Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

Who let that dog out??

It was mine.

Man go hungry in China.

I wonder what it taste like X)

It's got a bitter taste to it.

It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

Only available on New Year's Eve.

I'm goon to go litter now...

WTF?

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

The real thing.

Fizzy C**k.

Cats Welcome.

why is "dry" almost always translated into "f**k"?

For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

bad bad door.. :P

oh this one should be way up the list

because a mean one is undesirable

lolol

Ok *tosses Justin Bieber in the bin* here ya go.

Say again???

wow they announce it? is it open to the public?

my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

(IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

I promise to try. Not taking showers might help.

yes, I'm sure I would not animals anytime soon...

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the c**t examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

Those stupid bean sprouts again!

Uh... nope, not going there.

Yes!

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